We refer to the most beloved stuffed animal (now that my daughter is 25) as a love battery. We both recharge it and share it with the other when they need extra support.

Yep

That sounds like a nice evening, TBH.

This is jedi level 1000% 👏👏👏👏👏

Future lawyer?

Been there done that. And no regrets!

Sounds like my siblings

My daughter is named Olivia, but back in 1993 when she was born, there weren't any others!!

I used to be very anxious about my parents dying . Retrospectively I understand that , it was the beginning of my anxiety and depression disorder . So, If anyone's kids , doing this , please take it seriously

It's a fair question.

Me: How was your day? 3: Good. Me: What did you do? 3: Play. Me: With what? 3: I don't know...

brilliant

Give it a minute.

A 9yo should already be aware of menstruation. Yes, even if they're AMAB.

AND you have a kid to deal with!

The sass is strong with this one

Didn't think of that when I took my daughters through years ago. Probably would have been more entertaining.

As long as they set them up in such a way that you can't see what they've been watching there are no losers in this scenario.

My youngest tried to joke-shock me by using the spoonerism, "fothermucker", but messed up spectacularly. We were just pulling into the driveway when he yelled out, "HEY MOM, CAN I SAY, M**********R?", followed by a strangled scream. While I sat dying of laughter in the car, second-oldest jumped out cackling with glee, and ran into the house to report it to the rest of the family

Today my entire online grocery shop will be delivered, no subs, I already feel like I won a lottery.

Exactly what I would have said as a kid 😂

Crabtallica!

Ugh, I hate that stuff!

The fact some idiot is making money selling that ends what shred if faith I might have had in society.

Scatman!

Toddlers: "Eww, I don't want the seeds on these buns!" Also toddlers: "I'm eating rocks!"

ross from friends 💀

kids are brutal

That's the beauty of the trunk or treat era. Different costume each night we got in 7 this year

Wife does that to me just to make sure I'm not dead--different, but kinda same.