My son will be back tomorrow from a holiday with his grandparents and for a few days it will be like my father moved in.

Only the smart survive!!

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

My son does this ALL the bloody time.

That is not a lie, simply obscuring the truth...

spooooooooooooky

Oooooft

facts

Guess what? Guess what?.....hey mom, mom...MOM.....guess what?

*burn*

My favourite: "I'M SORRY!" "...for...what?" "ITS ALL FINE!"

Savage.

It could be the curtains, sibling hair, cat whiskers, clothes, or many other fun, fun things.

When my 4yo is angry at her 6yo brother, she goes for "aaaaahhh you're annoying like an adult!" and it's a really serious offense considering his expression.

Oh my...

Squash the loo roll before you put it on the holder, so it doesn't spin freely, but sort of thumps. It makes it so much less fun to unwind it all, and stops it happening accidentally.

I love this guy!! All his tweets are hilarious!!

They should also not hurt their siblings, that's important. And the should share with them

Overload the diaper!!!

We have a google thingy in the lounge and the kids still ask me, apparently it's easier if I ask the google thingy...

Nah, I'll pass.

Omg so true! I have a VERY sarcastic father and a VERY passive-aggressive mother. I'm the least-liked person...EVER lol.

I mean he isnt wrong

Quick, to the library!

i used to sleep with a spatula :\\\\

Never say "Don't do that", "Do not look there", "Do not touch this". The "not" is not perceived. Rather: "Do this instead", "Look over here", "Hey, did you see this (*pointing into the other direction*)".

My inner child comes up with that excuse. Totally acceptable.

Oh, I didnt know we deciphered that song.

hehe...

yeah, nothing good comes of that game

Talk about getting your panties in a twist.

"Bébé requin toudou toudou toudou bébé requin toudou toudou toudou"

Honestly I can’t see the point of preschool zoom. What would happen thats not detrimental to anyone involved? I have no idea how it would even work.

Accurate

kids be saying the most random crap out of NOWHERE

Not exciting enough for them? Try The Witches!

*snort*

I think I'd be tempted to just abandon the shoe to be honest!

Aww... Aren't kids the best?

Anyone who can mute my son has some incredible super powers, wish they wouldn’t be greedy and share their mystical magic.

lol yesssss

Nope, can’t picture it.

With reviews that good you could make it onto Chopped

They listened!!! They never listen....

Try explaining the difference between read and read. And when to use it correctly in a sentence.

What does this mean please explain im confused

No, it becomes, "Well, now you're going to school in something else that might look pretty silly...Oh, you suddenly remembered where you coat is?"

Haha, this is 100% my both my kids. They would wear shorts rain, hail or shine.

As you did with your siblings about your parents. Karma is a bitch. ;)

but it is the silence after they fall over which is scary. They might just be powering up ready to scream or are completely fine