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Can I get a [drumroll], please? Thank you! It’s the end of another month and it’s the perfect time to share with you the best new tweets that all of those witty moms and dads have posted on social media. Have a scroll through the humorous parenting tweets that our team here at Bored Panda has collected for you, upvote the ones that you enjoyed, and share your own recent fun experiences with parenting in the comments.

We know how much you enjoy these posts, so if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents, you’ll find our most recent articles right over here: April, March, February, and January.

Parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, who runs 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told Bored Panda that she's a big believer in letting kids explore the world "within reason," while also letting them know that their parents are always there for them. "I want my kids to know I'm here to answer any questions that arise as they journey through this occasionally cruel but usually beautiful world," she said, noting that a mix of parental support and letting kids become independent is best, in her opinion. And learning to deal with failure is a large part of growing up.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also got a fright noticing which bad 'lockdown manners' the kids picked up when they had more time to view our example....

Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children are not messy or loud in resturants unless they are that way at home. One's children can easily learn good manners.

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Jane Alexander
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Angels compared to the little *&^%^* s I've seen and heard out in public.

Dorothy Cloud
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What tripe. Didn't they watch their children at home. I wouldn't have allowed bad behavior at home OR in public!!

Jo Johannsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kid sister ALWAYS played with her mashed potatoes with her hands. She couldn't stand eating them.

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My kid is named after a murderous insane ancient child vampire. So it stands to reason her natural way to sit is gargoyle style. I don't intervene. I literally caused it.

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Wow. It seems that in your home que lockdown was time to live without basic manners

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    "I, of course, have tried and failed many times at many different things, and every attempt makes me stronger and more resilient," blogger Samantha, from California, opened up to Bored Panda about her own life experiences.

    "My kids should understand that failure is a necessary part of growth. One of my kids in particular gets especially frustrated when he doesn't get things 'right' the first time. But I keep reminding him that we can't always be naturally skilled in all areas, and working at things is how we get better." Samantha shared that parents can talk to their kids if they're feeling frustrated with the lack of success in certain areas.

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    Bored Panda also wanted to get blogger Samantha's take on what we can expect this summer to be like for families, considering the continued mass vaccination programs for adults and teenagers. She opened up about her own plans, too. "For me personally at least, summer is shaping up to be very different this year than last year. I've enrolled my kids in summer camp and summer school. Whereas last year, they were basically home all summer," she said.

    "At the end of summer 2020, we did sneak away for a week in a cabin as a family. Just a few weeks ago this year, we took a three-day family trip to Disneyland. We're planning another road trip later in the summer, and lots of family gatherings."

    Meanwhile, Samantha revealed that after talking to other parents she got the sense that everyone in California is feeling much more comfortable to engage in "traditional summer activities." From barbecues to sending kids to summer camp. "It's a great feeling to be able to return to these activities (and people!) we love," Samantha shared her hope for a return back to true normality this summer.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine aren't even twins (first shock) and people are amazed (second shock) that they have completely different personalities

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that you agree that my kid doesn't have any anger control problems....

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    However much it might sometimes seem like parenting is an endless stream of fun and games, there are plenty of tough challenges that parents have to face every day. Stress, especially when seeking perfection, can lead to burnout and health problems. Fortunately, there are some very practical things that you can do to bring back a lot of the pleasure into parenting.

    Earlier, counselor Katie Rose explained to me that parents should avoid worrying over not being ‘perfect,’ how resilience is essential for kids, and how gratitude can help deal with overwhelming stress. Katie is the founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre and a member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy.

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    "I think that as parents, we feel the need to be perfect,” Katie told Bored Panda earlier. “Usually, that means trying (and failing) to live up to unreasonably high expectations we’ve set for ourselves and are impossible to meet.”

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. My son has to say goodbye to all the people, all the pets, all the soft furnishings.

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time ask him if he can count to 1001. But in his head, of course! Otherwise it would be a bit disturbing, I guess 😂

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    The counselor continued about how avoiding perfection can, in fact, teach our children some very important lessons: "Instead, consider this. In order for our children to learn and grow, they need to understand that we’re not perfect—in fact, that perfection doesn’t even exist. Instead, by failing them in small, manageable ways, we help them learn to tolerate the small frustrations that they will inevitably face in their everyday lives in the future, helping them grow into successful adults."

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, one day, it disappears... to reappear the day after in a place where you wouldn't expect it.

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    Contrary to what some parents might think, (some) boredom is actually vital for children. “It allows them to tap into their own imagination and creativity, and learn to rely on themselves. Next time you go out in the car, suggest that instead of staring at their screens, they look out of the window. Notice where you live, where you’re going, and what’s going on around them. Be curious about what’s around you, and help fuel their creativity," Katie said.

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    Meanwhile, resilience is one of the most important character features to help your children develop. Though we might want to protect them from everything and anything bad, this might actually stunt their growth.

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    Lynne Monteith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband showed our youngest how to tie a tie. A few weeks later he was going to go out wearing his old Ti Kwan Do Gee as a costume. He was tying the belt and his older brother says "You're tying that like a tie." "No, I'm not." He finishes the belt and looks down. "Oh Crap. It's a tie."

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I wonder what word he would use in a paper about Donald Trump 😂

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    “Resilience is essential to help children grow into successful teens and young adults. While it’s important to protect children from the worst that’s going on around them, it’s also important for them to understand that things won’t always go their way, or that sad or difficult things might happen, and that they can not only tolerate them, but survive and thrive under difficult circumstances," the counselor explained to Bored Panda.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there is some art in getting the pizza defrosted and baked correctly! You can take credit for getting it right.

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    Meanwhile, if you’re feeling incredibly stressed out in your day-to-day family life, go outside. A simple walk or heading to the local park for some playtime can work wonders for your mood and health. Fresh air might not be a panacea but it really helps. A lot!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 yo started collecting stones. There has been a broking tile in the bathroom for like 5 weeks now. No, it's not a tile that was used in our house.

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    Something else that helps moms and dads deal with the stress of taking care of their loveable little munchkins is practicing gratitude. By focusing on what we have instead of what we don’t, we can manage our expectations and lower our stress levels. “Practicing gratitude improves our mental wellbeing, makes us healthier individuals, helps us sleep better, and strengthens our relationships with family and friends," Katie said.

    "Even if it feels like there’s little to be grateful for right now, we can always celebrate the small things in life—the sun shining, the pretty spring blossom on the trees, your favorite chocolate bar or takeaway, for example," she explained that there’s always something good in life that we can appreciate. And that can help parents see the fun side of what they do, despite the challenges associated with it.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They start telling you... You don't care... They continue... You start caring... They don't tell the end... You are dying to know and you will never.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you find another chair, pour yourself a drink, and pretend you don't find them.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids, you see, when a billboard loves another billboard very much...

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone know that?! and the bagels came from the bagel shop, the pickles from the pickle shop, and so on.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped doing that. I now yell half an hour early that it's bed time. You wouldn't know how long it could take to brush your teeth (half an hour for a 7yo).

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    Lanie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do anything in your life with those nails? Downvote me billions of times, but I'm not being mean or rude, but seriously curious since you have kids and all

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    Monic Krugell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As lame as this sounds - you will miss being irritated by him sooner than you know.

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    Mimi777
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler did that the other morning super early. Then after being awake for 2 hours she passed out.

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    Samantha PandaNotBored
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son does this to me all the time. I wish it was cupcakes bc I’d buy them in the morning, but no it’s always sandwiches, his class preferred his mums out of the other mums . So guess who always has to do this.... Me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked my mom when her stomach would get back to normal (she just had a baby) and I die of shame whenever I remember it.

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    Lanie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should they tell you, after such creative warning method? "Nope.", or "What's that even mean?" and my personal favorite: "We'll see how the situation develops." ???

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    Shelp
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, unless he specifically asked to wake him up, it's not your fault

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    Tim Pillinger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although as far as I can tell nothing makes looking after a newborn look easier than looking after a 3 YO.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so cheugy, I had to look that word up: The opposite of trendy. Stylish in middle school and high school but no longer in style. Used when someone still follows these out of date trends. This may include but not be limited to fashion, habits on social media, usage of slang, etc.

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    Simzabandz
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife would clean and I'd be giving her clear signals not to because of our boi and she'd do it any ways, the minute she finshes, he pulls his whole toy bag and he is like, "You clean for me?" as he slowly throws all the toys out that his mother just nicely packed away lol

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd better say 'yes' or else they won't close their eyes all night in fear of dying

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    Shalini Pabreja
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s cool to knock the summer vacation but trust me, it’s more fun to wake up late, knowing there are no classes and no one needs you before at least 9 and you can visit grandma and cousins. You can laze around pools, have ice cream daily and just chill out in front of a great movie every night. Summer breaks are the best!

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    It’s probably funnier if you hear it, not read it.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw away half of it and do more stuff together. I know, it was meant to be funny - but half of the parents who pile toys and games into their houses do that to have a chance to a little peace and quiet for themselves. Kids need company in playing. Plus: if they’re alone, they need inspiration. Go build a fort. Or a marble run. Make a pancake stack with berries and cream. Explore something. Go on! Out you go!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And voice prompt phone menu systems which didn't quite catch that

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon she'll be busy setting up a movement Parents Against Play-Doh.

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    That's actually a lot of food for fish. Does your tank have a lot of algae? That's how you know you're overfeeding.

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    My 19yr old son has had me in his phone as "The real slim shady" since he was 12 and I could not be more proud lol

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    lol idk
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    the funny this, i didn't realize i had yt till i was 11. i was watching yt kids videos for 7 yr olds.

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    Some day she'll use that thinking power for something amazing! Just watch!

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    I wish it was played more, as I am the older sibling being woken up. One time I woke up because my little sister was literally shaking my head like a maraca. I still have not forgiven her even though it's been years.

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    My toddler had two different potties in the bathroom. She decides to pee in between them...

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