You deserve time for yourself. Don't feel guilty.

Real world example of I'm rubber and your glue and whatever you say bounces off me an sticks to you!

If you need to sacrafice one.. ehh.. go ahead.

I will use this, so clever!

The easiest kids to raise are imaginary ones.

Anyone who says there’s one right way to raise a kid...doesn’t have kids. Every generation there’s a book or movement on the “very best and only right” way to raise a child. Spank, don’t spank. Formula, no formula. Sleep on stomach, sleep on back. Etc etc etc. I have strong feelings about each of those and more. So did previous generations. Get this...the right way to raise your child is what’s right for them. And don’t be surprised if it’s different for each of your kids.

And hopefully a lesson that there are times when mommy needs to apologize because you just did.

I ran around telling people my mom chained me to the radiator when I was bad. The reason she had me stand near the radiator, whilst being on a timeout, was for me to still be warm.

And don't dream of taking indoor rocks outside , they'll know.

My youngest at 4 still does this. Especially when upset, or even if I'm just getting dressed he'll launch himself across the room to touch a boob. So much like his daddy

man-spreading starts at an early age I guess XD

It took a lot of practice, but I can finally eat ice cream without getting messy!!

Priorities

Smart!

Well, "rock" isn't too far off, that's what its defence is trying to be.

You've been played.

I couldn't get out at our school drop this morning, because I realized I was still wearing pajama bottoms with my sneakers when we stopped. ..

lol

At least some wholesome gem between all the bad parenting rage fits

Laser tag with anyone below the age of ten is a nightmare. I feel bad for everyone else at the arena.

It's a river!

They make you old

I apparently told dad I wouldn't hold his hand when we were on a bush walk because if he fell off the edge he would take me with him. Im not a fan of bush walks 😅

Keep your enemies closer, they say.

At least your child isn’t trying to beat them with a plastic chair. Like SOMEONE i know. *cough, younger brother, cough*

Would you like to know what it is?

As a grown up, yes you should!

Well, the future leaders definitely can't get any worse than the clowns we're dealing with now.. *Cough, COugh, DOnald duck-trump and Jeff Bozo*

She needs to scrap the party, everybody loves cake.

That’s why it’s listed under a fantasy label

Not a YouTuber: D**k Van Dyke. One of our 2.5 yo is obsessed! Wants a D**k Van Dyke birthday party! Asked us if D**k Van Dyke can come over and sit on the couch with her, eat goldfish, and read stories to her. Specifically, "Mispacha" (Hebrew for family).

Like really old then?

You are still alive?

Well played sir, well played.

Or when your 21 year old calls you from a festival and starts with “mom, don’t get worried but...”

This sounds about right

A.K.A. The family car!

Baby orange. Adorable.

Yes, and a dad will step over it 39 times, tread on it the 40th and swear!

Hahaha, we leave in nine hours. Every three hours you may start your new drink. I'm not getting up again, so get comfy

oh my. i feel that one

My rib is forever in a different position to pre-pregnancy, thanks to a bum

Cats definitely do.

When my best friend was pregnant with my nephew she swore up and down that she'd never be the mom eating the leftovers on the highchair tray because why waste the cheerios. Visiting for breakfast. Watched her cleaning the tray table and sure enough, in pops the cheerios. I looked at her. She looked at me and we both burst out laughing. So many never that actually ended up happening.

Just covering a sh!tty comment from a sh!tty person. Move along 😁

Works with husbands also. LOL

LOL. Funny. Glad he got a picture. They will all laugh about it when the boy is older too.

Or stack the dishes near the empty dishwasher and all clothes ( even the fresh one) near the washing machine - and start moaning above the void of wearable clothes and clean dishes instantly

Or pets.