Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)

Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.

With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

#GirlPower!

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MagicalUnicorn 6 years ago

damn, those girls are smart

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Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago

Ha ha ha! Dragons beats Social Studies

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

I love this Girl!

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Sree S 6 years ago

ME NEITHER!! Yet I don't want to fastforward life...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Is this kid a lawyer in disguise?

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Savage!

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Sree S 6 years ago

Your daughters are THE SMARTEST KIDS EVER!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Priorities.

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cyberdemon0007 6 years ago

This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.

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Sree S 6 years ago

I shall use this technic to steal candy from Mum. Wait that won't work... ;-;

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Sree S 6 years ago

What did I ever do to you....??

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varwenea 6 years ago

True for lioness

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

Be your own hero <3

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

My precious.

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Sree S 6 years ago

6 year olds reading Harry Potter?? Crazy smart kids u got there!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Devastating logic.

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I just stared off into space too!

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Candy Goof 6 years ago

Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD

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Maike 6 years ago

I think you created a monster. A cute, clever, honest, tweeting, Monster

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I love this 5yr old philosopher!

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Anastasia B 6 years ago

Me every Monday morning

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Pepper 6 years ago

They're officially fluent.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Your kids are so creative!

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stellermatt 6 years ago

nobody ever wins...

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Sree S 6 years ago

Well thats... good.

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Sree S 6 years ago

These genes.. they runs through majority of the human race.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

...and Valar Morghulis...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

ha ha ha, I will use this excuse next time I´m late!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

The Struggle is real

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

Very fancy indeed!

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What do you think ?

Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago

I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.

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Crystal Kenney 6 years ago

Based on my conversations with my own children I believe these posts may be edited for brevity, but the content seems 100% legitimate. Clever quippy children are hilarious and not uncommon. I laughed until I cried.

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Sandy Gilliland 5 years ago

Skeptic. Just enjoy.

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Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)

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is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?

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I agree. He used some ideas twice that are very unlikely (*stares off into space* for example), and the "thats not how school works" thing is very old, this is not the original. Fun post but ruined by the fake ones, because now we don't know which are real.

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Aunt Messy 6 years ago

Want some cheese with that whine?

Hans 6 years ago

Well, at least he seems to "embroider" what really happened.

Luke Barela 6 years ago

Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.

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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)

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