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MagicalUnicorn 6 years ago

damn, those girls are smart

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Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago

Ha ha ha! Dragons beats Social Studies

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

I love this Girl!

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varwenea 6 years ago

Burn!

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Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

I want to babysit these little ones they sound amazing

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Destiny Rose 6 years ago

Apply cold water to burn.

3points

Thomas Kolev 6 years ago

#notallboys

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Merps 5 years ago

ALL BOYS

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Rachel Hutton 6 years ago

Really Paul? You're really gonna #notallmen? Enough men do. Enough men oppress us. And we're tired of it.

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SnowyLynx 6 years ago

That’s a burn

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Matthew A 6 years ago

Feminists in the making

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Mar1a 6 years ago

Daaaaaaaang savage

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Sree S 6 years ago

BOI!!!

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Amazon 5 years ago

Fair point!

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Id row 5 years ago

Fair point. I like her thinking.

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Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Impeccable logic!!

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Linda DeSha 5 years ago

Ha ha

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Dahlia Sunshine 6 years ago

Burrrrnnnnnnnn!!!

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Pragya Fating 6 years ago

Valid point baby! Valid point

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Barbara Baxendale 6 years ago

Good point !!

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Sofi Ramli 6 years ago

she is the future president

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Kiia Sinkari 6 years ago

That`s my school xd

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Dale Coffman 6 years ago

unassailable logic !

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Henry Brennen 6 years ago

this kind of person is actually a huge sexist to men #ManPower

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_WEIRD_ONE_ 6 years ago

oggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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Poor unfortunate soul 6 years ago

They let girls in to, what’s your point?

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Karen Dalgaard 6 years ago

Well, there you go!

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Darliea 6 years ago

Fair point...

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Susan Holloway 6 years ago

This is true

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Sierra Hall 6 years ago

Touché...

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Eliane Prado 6 years ago

I agree...

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Dara 6 years ago

I love his children hahahaha

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glowworm2 6 years ago

Oh snap!

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A.R. 6 years ago

Good point!

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Teresa Taylor 6 years ago

Can’t argue with that logic

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Oscar 6 years ago

Ouch! XD

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Nah 6 years ago

uhm yes

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Arindam Bhattacharjee 6 years ago

so looking down upon boys are cool but the opposite is a heinous crime ?

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boredfox 6 years ago

Don't worry - I think it's due to the age of all the 'boys/girls are ehw and I would never touch one' ;)

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Dave Roger 6 years ago

She's a child. Children find the opposite sex icky sometimes. For f***s sake, she's too young "look down upon" anyone. She's just being a kid. Recently a woman got death threats from MRA's because her 5 year old wanted a female dentist. Try not to get your panties in too much of a twist.

7points

Rachel Hutton 6 years ago

Gee I dunno, how about you try centuries of oppression just because of your gender? It's a joke, not a d**k, don't take it so hard.

7points

MyCatsTheRealPanda 6 years ago

Pretty sure you're missing the point my friend..

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ScapeAnnihilate 6 years ago

humans are animals, its called science morons.

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Parenting Tweets

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Sree S 6 years ago

ME NEITHER!! Yet I don't want to fastforward life...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Is this kid a lawyer in disguise?

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Savage!

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Sree S 6 years ago

Your daughters are THE SMARTEST KIDS EVER!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Priorities.

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cyberdemon0007 6 years ago

This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.

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Sree S 6 years ago

I shall use this technic to steal candy from Mum. Wait that won't work... ;-;

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Sree S 6 years ago

What did I ever do to you....??

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varwenea 6 years ago

True for lioness

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

Be your own hero <3

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

My precious.

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Sree S 6 years ago

6 year olds reading Harry Potter?? Crazy smart kids u got there!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Devastating logic.

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I just stared off into space too!

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Candy Goof 6 years ago

Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD

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Maike 6 years ago

I think you created a monster. A cute, clever, honest, tweeting, Monster

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I love this 5yr old philosopher!

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Anastasia B 6 years ago

Me every Monday morning

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Pepper 6 years ago

They're officially fluent.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Your kids are so creative!

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stellermatt 6 years ago

nobody ever wins...

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Sree S 6 years ago

Well thats... good.

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Sree S 6 years ago

These genes.. they runs through majority of the human race.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

...and Valar Morghulis...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

ha ha ha, I will use this excuse next time I´m late!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

Very fancy indeed!

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Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago

I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.

22points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.

18points

Crystal Kenney 6 years ago

Based on my conversations with my own children I believe these posts may be edited for brevity, but the content seems 100% legitimate. Clever quippy children are hilarious and not uncommon. I laughed until I cried.

4points

Sandy Gilliland 5 years ago

Skeptic. Just enjoy.

0points

Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)

16points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?

9points

cyberdemon0007 6 years ago

I agree. He used some ideas twice that are very unlikely (*stares off into space* for example), and the "thats not how school works" thing is very old, this is not the original. Fun post but ruined by the fake ones, because now we don't know which are real.

5points

Aunt Messy 6 years ago

Want some cheese with that whine?

4points

Hans 6 years ago

Well, at least he seems to "embroider" what really happened.

3points

Luke Barela 6 years ago

Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.

15points

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!

5points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.

3points

Aunt Messy 6 years ago

A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.

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Emmeline 6 years ago

The chocolate one tho...

2points

Hewwo 6 years ago

Hmm, the faces... 5: 3: 2:

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Joe Tilden 6 years ago

LOL

2points

Stephanie Harman 6 years ago

I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol

2points

shadowserpenz 4 years ago

Stephanie Harman haha

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Alejandra Quintana 6 years ago

these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol

1point

Janette Murray 6 years ago

None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!

1point

James Grey 6 years ago

After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚

1point

Jane Manahan 6 years ago

Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!

1point

sunita sunamula 6 years ago

May be they are made up by adults. But still damn cute.

1point

aleksandramore7 4 years ago

sunita sunamula ?

0points

Sean Watson 5 years ago

My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."

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the_golden_butthole 4 years ago

Sean Watson love

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Jacek Dziembaj 5 years ago

These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...

0points

Christine Donley 6 years ago

some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.

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Roblox i like roblox 6 years ago

How do you make posts

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Abid Hussain 6 years ago

let it be

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N S 6 years ago

yea, this is definitely made up to get attention. he is a writer ffs, how can people be so dumbstruck?

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Janette Murray 6 years ago

I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!

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Juli 6 years ago

If you thought something was fun or silly and wanted to share it, would you decide not to because everyone will just think you made it up anyway.

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Justin Dodson 6 years ago

I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er

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birdhouse 6 years ago

I tend to agree with the rest of you. If not made up then embellished or exaggerated in order to be funny..

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phil blanque 6 years ago

I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.

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Candy Goof 6 years ago

Um...why, can I ask?

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Jeremy McDonald 6 years ago

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Candy Goof 6 years ago

You deserve another -1. These kids are clever and should be shown to the world, for people to have something you must be unfamiliar with, called a laugh. Seriously, if you're just going to waltz in and spoil everybody's mood, then I suggest that you stop using BoredPanda and just stop criticizing everybody on this Earth.

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Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago

I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

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Crystal Kenney 6 years ago

4points

Sandy Gilliland 5 years ago

Skeptic. Just enjoy.

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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

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cyberdemon0007 6 years ago

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Aunt Messy 6 years ago

Want some cheese with that whine?

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Hans 6 years ago

Well, at least he seems to "embroider" what really happened.

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Luke Barela 6 years ago

15points

Randy Inbred 6 years ago

Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.

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Aunt Messy 6 years ago

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Emmeline 6 years ago

The chocolate one tho...

2points

Hewwo 6 years ago

Hmm, the faces... 5: 3: 2:

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Joe Tilden 6 years ago

LOL

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Stephanie Harman 6 years ago

I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol

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shadowserpenz 4 years ago

Stephanie Harman haha

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Alejandra Quintana 6 years ago

these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol

1point

Janette Murray 6 years ago

None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!

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James Grey 6 years ago

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Jane Manahan 6 years ago

Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!

1point

sunita sunamula 6 years ago

May be they are made up by adults. But still damn cute.

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aleksandramore7 4 years ago

sunita sunamula ?

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Sean Watson 5 years ago

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the_golden_butthole 4 years ago

Sean Watson love

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