Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)

Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.

With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

#GirlPower!

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MagicalUnicorn 6 years ago

damn, those girls are smart

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Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago

Ha ha ha! Dragons beats Social Studies

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

I love this Girl!

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Sree S 6 years ago

ME NEITHER!! Yet I don't want to fastforward life...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Is this kid a lawyer in disguise?

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Savage!

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Sree S 6 years ago

Your daughters are THE SMARTEST KIDS EVER!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Priorities.

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cyberdemon0007 6 years ago

This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.

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Sree S 6 years ago

I shall use this technic to steal candy from Mum. Wait that won't work... ;-;

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Sree S 6 years ago

What did I ever do to you....??

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varwenea 6 years ago

True for lioness

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

Be your own hero <3

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

My precious.

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Sree S 6 years ago

6 year olds reading Harry Potter?? Crazy smart kids u got there!!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Devastating logic.

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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago

I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I just stared off into space too!

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Candy Goof 6 years ago

Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD

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Maike 6 years ago

I think you created a monster. A cute, clever, honest, tweeting, Monster

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

I love this 5yr old philosopher!

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Anastasia B 6 years ago

Me every Monday morning

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Pepper 6 years ago

They're officially fluent.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

Your kids are so creative!

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stellermatt 6 years ago

nobody ever wins...

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Sree S 6 years ago

Well thats... good.

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Sree S 6 years ago

These genes.. they runs through majority of the human race.

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

...and Valar Morghulis...

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

ha ha ha, I will use this excuse next time I´m late!

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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago

LOL

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

The Struggle is real

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

Very fancy indeed!

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Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago

I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.

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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)

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Luke Barela 6 years ago

Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.

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Aunt Messy 6 years ago

A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.

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Emmeline 6 years ago

The chocolate one tho...

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Hewwo 6 years ago

Hmm, the faces... 5: 3: 2:

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Joe Tilden 6 years ago

LOL

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Stephanie Harman 6 years ago

I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol

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Alejandra Quintana 6 years ago

these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol

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Janette Murray 6 years ago

None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!

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James Grey 6 years ago

After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚

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Jane Manahan 6 years ago

Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!

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sunita sunamula 6 years ago

May be they are made up by adults. But still damn cute.

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Sean Watson 5 years ago

My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."

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Jacek Dziembaj 5 years ago

These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...

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Christine Donley 6 years ago

some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.

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Roblox i like roblox 6 years ago

How do you make posts

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Abid Hussain 6 years ago

let it be

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N S 6 years ago

yea, this is definitely made up to get attention. he is a writer ffs, how can people be so dumbstruck?

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Janette Murray 6 years ago

I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!

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Juli 6 years ago

If you thought something was fun or silly and wanted to share it, would you decide not to because everyone will just think you made it up anyway.

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Justin Dodson 6 years ago

I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er

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birdhouse 6 years ago

I tend to agree with the rest of you. If not made up then embellished or exaggerated in order to be funny..

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phil blanque 6 years ago

I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.

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Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago

I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.

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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)

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Luke Barela 6 years ago

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Randy Inbred 6 years ago

Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago

kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.

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Aunt Messy 6 years ago

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Emmeline 6 years ago

The chocolate one tho...

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Hewwo 6 years ago

Hmm, the faces... 5: 3: 2:

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Joe Tilden 6 years ago

LOL

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Stephanie Harman 6 years ago

I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol

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Alejandra Quintana 6 years ago

these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol

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Janette Murray 6 years ago

None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!

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James Grey 6 years ago

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Jane Manahan 6 years ago

Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!

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sunita sunamula 6 years ago

May be they are made up by adults. But still damn cute.

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Sean Watson 5 years ago

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Jacek Dziembaj 5 years ago

These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...

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Christine Donley 6 years ago

some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.

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Roblox i like roblox 6 years ago

How do you make posts

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Abid Hussain 6 years ago

let it be

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N S 6 years ago

yea, this is definitely made up to get attention. he is a writer ffs, how can people be so dumbstruck?

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Janette Murray 6 years ago

I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!

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