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You can read every book on parenting and join all the Facebook mommy and daddy groups but when the time comes and you start raising kids, they will undoubtedly find a way to surprise you. Every. Single. Day.

Want to admire your boy playing with his toy? Too bad, he breaks your front tooth in half. Won't let your girl keep a handful of coins in her mouth? Get ready for a furious meltdown. At least you now have a story for the Internet.

As a follow-up to our previous list, we at Bored Panda have compiled a set of photos that perfectly sum up parenting in just a single frame. Enjoy!

Vicki Broadbent, a writer, director, broadcaster, and founder of the parenting blog Honest Mum, told Bored Panda that it's important to have realistic expectations when it comes to first-time parenthood. "I naively thought that my first born would be some sort of fun accessory I could dress up and play with when in reality all babies are hard work and parenting a baby—while joyful—is equally tedious and tiring," the author of The Working Mom: Your Guide To Surviving and Thriving At Work and At Home said.

"All they do in the early months is eat, sleep and poop. You as a mother will also be undergoing great physical and mental changes post-birth and those coupled with sleep deprivation will be tough-going." 

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    This might sound scary, but when you know what to expect, you can begin to prepare yourself for it. "My advice is to create a parenting self-aid kit for emotional and physical wellbeing spanning meditation apps (I like the free Insight Timer)," Vicki said.

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    Get yourself a set of short but effective mindful exercises, a stocked freezer full of healthy and filling meals, and a support network you can rant, cry and share with (on and offline), and you're good to go. "It takes a village to raise a child and a village to raise a mother."

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    We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

    We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

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    Psychologist Romeo Vitelli, Ph.D., acknowledged that becoming a first-time parent can have a dramatic impact on many people, both in terms of the stress they experience and the impact that it has on marital satisfaction and emotional well-being.

    "New parents can report considerable stress for different reasons," he wrote. "Along with the added financial burden of a new child, new mothers and fathers often experience significant conflict between work and family life along with realizing that becoming a parent means taking on a lifelong responsibility."

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    In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture

    In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture

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    Vitelli also mentioned an interesting study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology. According to the paper, for new moms and dads who have problems with forming attachments, the stress involved in making the transition to being a parent is especially high.

    They usually have a history of poor relationships and are often loners who have difficulty asking others for help.

    Since they are uncomfortable acting as caregivers, taking care of an infant is particularly difficult for them. Furthermore, they also get less satisfaction from their children than most new parents and are more likely to focus on their work while leaving most of the childcare duties to their partners. Since gender differences play a strong role in how attachments are formed, men are more likely to avoid attachments than women.

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    Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead

    Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead

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    If you're a parent, conflicts (both inner and outer) are inevitable. But it's how you deal with them that matters the most. After all, problems provide not only a headache but also an opportunity to grow. "As psychotherapist and author Philippa Perry advocates in her excellent bestselling book, The Book You wish Your Parents Had Read (And Your Children Will Be Glad That You Did), you need to recognize that your reactions/triggers to your children are usually reflective of experiences in your own childhood," Vicki Broadbent added.

    "When you recognize this and treat yourself with compassion, you can change your responses to your children. With every stage of childhood, you will come across new challenges but taking a breath so you can respond rather than react, is key."

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    My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

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    Our Airbnb Had A Translucent Bathroom Door. I’m Used To My Impatient Toddler Stalking Me Through The Bathroom Door, But This Took It To A Much Creepier Level

    Our Airbnb Had A Translucent Bathroom Door. I’m Used To My Impatient Toddler Stalking Me Through The Bathroom Door, But This Took It To A Much Creepier Level

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    Vicki said that the more you practise this, the more you can rewire your brain to take a measured, calm response. It's something she is constantly working on with an 11-year-old child experiencing puberty herself.

    "I do believe the kinder you are with yourself, the more understanding you will be with your kids and everyone else. It's a privilege and a joy to raise children but it's also a huge responsibility. Cut yourself some slack. Perfect parenting doesn't exist, simply try your best, apologize when you fail, always be honest and empathetic."

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    "Screw You And The Clothes You Bought Me"

    "Screw You And The Clothes You Bought Me"

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    My Friend’s Kid’s Diaper Report From Daycare *faints*

    My Friend’s Kid’s Diaper Report From Daycare *faints*

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    Maddie got the easy ones, Brooke drew the short straw.

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    7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts

    7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts

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    After 9 Months WFH, This Morning Was The First Time My Daughter Has Seen Me In A Suit. Did Not Approve

    After 9 Months WFH, This Morning Was The First Time My Daughter Has Seen Me In A Suit. Did Not Approve

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is this? WHERE'S MY DADDY.. WANT DADDY..WAAAHHHH....

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    It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”

    It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”

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    Now This Is Real Life

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    It Took Her Mom 20 Hours To Get That Out After Her Brother Poured A Container Of “Bunchems” In Her Hair

    It Took Her Mom 20 Hours To Get That Out After Her Brother Poured A Container Of “Bunchems” In Her Hair

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would her brother do that? Edit: I do have siblings. I have a little sister who did something like this once, that's why I'm just kind of frustrated ;)

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    Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year

    Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, they'll be expecting her to distribute weed in jail and she'll be handing out parsley..

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    There Goes Their Screen Time

    There Goes Their Screen Time

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    Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

    Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so, mom, that's a little more impulsive than average. Even for a baby. And I have seen things. So. Good luck with that.

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    That's A Silly Reason To Cry

    That's A Silly Reason To Cry

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell him on Etsy, you made him, as someone else has pointed out in another freakingly funny comment.

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    He's Actually Far Too Smart For Me

    He's Actually Far Too Smart For Me

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    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

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    My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman

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    It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School

    It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School

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    I Woke Up To My Daughter Standing Over Me Like This. I've Never Been So Proud (Or Terrified)

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* Your name was on the packaging when we bought you from Kmart, happy now?

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    Our House Has 10 Rooms

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, they just like being near Daddy! Consider yourself blessed cause once they're teenagers...

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    My 5-Year-Old Son Stole My Wife’s Wallet The Other Day And Ran Off To His Room Quietly. Today She Got Pulled Over And This Was All She Had For ID

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why didn't they check after taking the wallet away from the kid?

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    It's The Small Things That Make Being A Parent So Rewarding

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait-what? I'm not a joy? after i did 19 ASSIGNMENTS THAT WERE MISSING TO PLEASE YOU?!?!

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    Apparently, The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

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    My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off

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    She Wanted To Play With The Laptop

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    All The Stuff My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

    All The Stuff My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

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    I Sat On The Toilet, Closed The Door, And My 2-Year-Old Decided I Wasn't Pooping Myself Fast Enough

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    He Was Just Trying To Help

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    Good Evening Who Needs A Free Happy Meal? We Have 18 Available. My 5-Year-Old Knows How To Grubhub

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter, age 2, clicked Buy it Now on eBay. She had to use both her tiny hands to click the mouse. Fortunately she bought a red bowl and not a Lamborghini.

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    My Son Stuck His Finger In My Eye And Scratched Off The Whole Top Layer Of My Cornea

    My Son Stuck His Finger In My Eye And Scratched Off The Whole Top Layer Of My Cornea

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    The camouflaged pants make this pic so much better. It's like a horror movie.

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    Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of A Drywall

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    I Am Really Unsure On How This Happened. No Scream Or Anything

    I Am Really Unsure On How This Happened. No Scream Or Anything

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    What An Idea To Slow Down Others

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    Parenting - When You Are Constantly Preventing Your Kid From Doing Dangerous Things (Like Sticking Their Fingers In A Floor Electrical Outlet)

    Parenting - When You Are Constantly Preventing Your Kid From Doing Dangerous Things (Like Sticking Their Fingers In A Floor Electrical Outlet)

    This toddler had a full-blown meltdown about it while her dad continued his conversation, put his foot over the outlet, and didn’t skip a single beat.

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    Kids Are So Pure

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    My 11-Month-Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half

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    He Made His Own Mr Potato Head, Got Terrified, Cried And Couldn't Look. Oh Dear

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    She'll grow out of it. no seriously, give her 3 years and her hair will grow out of it.

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    The Moment Before I Was Hit With My Son’s New Drone

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    These Are The Crystals My 6-Year-Old Daughter Made And Insisted I Keep In My Coat Pocket

    These Are The Crystals My 6-Year-Old Daughter Made And Insisted I Keep In My Coat Pocket

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    My Brother, I Don't Even Know How He Got Here

    My Brother, I Don't Even Know How He Got Here

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wanted to poop in the toilet like a big boy but couldnt get his nappy off?

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    Looks Like Someone Left Their Kid Alone With A Sharpie

    Looks Like Someone Left Their Kid Alone With A Sharpie

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    Family Photo Session. Thought It Would Be Cute If I Looked Up At My Son

    Family Photo Session. Thought It Would Be Cute If I Looked Up At My Son

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I cannot stop laughing!!! You just opened right up for that one hahaha

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    My 6 Year Old Left Me A Few Cookies. This Is Some Real Jerk Stuff If I've Ever Seen It

    My 6 Year Old Left Me A Few Cookies. This Is Some Real Jerk Stuff If I've Ever Seen It

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    My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's not normal for Crocs? I think I need to have a chat with my younger siblings...

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    My 1.5 Year Old Breaking Down Because I Won’t Allow Him To Eat The Diaper Rash Cream Before Bed Time

    My 1.5 Year Old Breaking Down Because I Won’t Allow Him To Eat The Diaper Rash Cream Before Bed Time

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    Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said

    Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said

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    So I Found My 9-Year-Old’s “Lost” Yoshi Toy In My Freezer

    So I Found My 9-Year-Old’s “Lost” Yoshi Toy In My Freezer

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He lost it when he was four. I guess I could have cleaned out the freezer sooner."

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    Took My 5 And 7 Year Old Fishing Today. Here’s A Graph Depicting My Experience

    Took My 5 And 7 Year Old Fishing Today. Here’s A Graph Depicting My Experience

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    A Facebook Post From My Mom 10 Years Ago

    A Facebook Post From My Mom 10 Years Ago

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been hilarious to hear on a golf course! Someone shouting "WHORE!!!!" as you're about to tee off!

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    This Is 3 Year Old Me, Do I Need To Go Into Detail?

    This Is 3 Year Old Me, Do I Need To Go Into Detail?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he wants to be a smurf when he grows up. Or just really wants to live in Pandora.

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    Lockdown Day 17. In Case Anyone Is Wondering How Us Parents Are Doing, This Is My 3 Years Old Cleaning His Potty With My Toothbrush

    Lockdown Day 17. In Case Anyone Is Wondering How Us Parents Are Doing, This Is My 3 Years Old Cleaning His Potty With My Toothbrush

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    I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While

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    Please Tell Me There's A Way To Get Gold Metallic Sharpie Off An iMac. Wish I Was Asking For A Friend

    Please Tell Me There's A Way To Get Gold Metallic Sharpie Off An iMac. Wish I Was Asking For A Friend

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things to try: 1. Eraser. No kidding. Ordinary eraser has taken ink off a number of things. 2. This won't work on the keyboard or frame, but MIGHT work on the glass. Try just a TINY bit first and see if it works. Use a whiteboard marker and scribble over the permanent marker. Erase. May not work (which is why you try a bit first). Whiteboard markers contain an extra chemical permanent markers don't have. If you ever accidentally write on a whiteboard in permanent marker, writing over it in whiteboard marker adds the extra chemical and it will usually erase. The glass on the imac isn't THAT different from a whiteboard, so it MIGHT work (but it IS sharpie, which is a bit different). But ... worth a shot. Try a tiny bit first though.

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    Just Want To Thank My Daughter For Putting Cat Toys In My Pocket While I Was Making Her Breakfast And Not Noticing Until I Got To Work

    Just Want To Thank My Daughter For Putting Cat Toys In My Pocket While I Was Making Her Breakfast And Not Noticing Until I Got To Work

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    This Basically Sums Up Traveling With Our Toddler. Merry Christmas

    This Basically Sums Up Traveling With Our Toddler. Merry Christmas

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    My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork

    My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork

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    Opened The Fridge To Find Out My 3-Year-Old Decided To Help Me Putting The Eggs In It

    Opened The Fridge To Find Out My 3-Year-Old Decided To Help Me Putting The Eggs In It

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    When It's Monday And Your Kid Switches Your Hard Boiled Eggs With Your Raw Eggs

    When It's Monday And Your Kid Switches Your Hard Boiled Eggs With Your Raw Eggs

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    Had A Really Nice Walk With My 19-Month-Old Today

    Had A Really Nice Walk With My 19-Month-Old Today

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    "Sorry, You Lost By 1, Dad. My Battleship Was On Land"

    "Sorry, You Lost By 1, Dad. My Battleship Was On Land"

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    #117

    I Tried Giving Our Daughter Her First Shoulder Ride

    I Tried Giving Our Daughter Her First Shoulder Ride

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    #118

    My Sensitive Daughter

    My Sensitive Daughter

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    #120

    My Son Busted His Lip And Our Bathroom Looked Like Someone Had Been Murdered

    My Son Busted His Lip And Our Bathroom Looked Like Someone Had Been Murdered

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    CATMONSTER2018
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell... How does someone get this much blood from a busted lip. Please don't be rude in the replies, There is probably some disease/sickness I am unaware of that could cause this.

    KT
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy crap, that is a lot of blood for a split lip..... hope he's okay

    hi myself
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you SURE someone wasn't murdered.... Because the curtain is soaked with blood.

    Gabi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but I am really at the verge of puking now.

    Jill Pulcifer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe should have his clotting tested, I have three kids who have busted their mouths repeatedly and Ive never seen anything like that.

    Olive Stirk
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh u usually don't see that from a busted lip. thank you, doctor amazing.

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    #121

    I've Just Been Told The Cats Did This

    I've Just Been Told The Cats Did This

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    #123

    My Daughter Was Left Alone With Some Makeup. Turns Out We My Wife Birthed An Oompa Loompa

    My Daughter Was Left Alone With Some Makeup. Turns Out We My Wife Birthed An Oompa Loompa

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    #124

    You Leave To Clean Up One Mess Just To Come Back And Find An Even Bigger One

    You Leave To Clean Up One Mess Just To Come Back And Find An Even Bigger One

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    #125

    I Think That The Kid Did A Great Job

    I Think That The Kid Did A Great Job

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    #126

    Yep, All That Couch Needed Was Some Chocolate Glaze

    Yep, All That Couch Needed Was Some Chocolate Glaze

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    #127

    This Time We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & It's 6 Degrees. I Know, We’re Awful

    This Time We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & It's 6 Degrees. I Know, We’re Awful

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    #128

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears

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    #129

    Woof Woof

    Woof Woof

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    Stephanie Did It
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was 1yo, we installed new carpet. I had just changed his diaper when he escaped and toddled into the newly carpeted living room. Just as I caught up to him, his little face got red and I had no time to do anything except stick out my hand and catch it. Good times.

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    #130

    Hard Pick. She Took Her Diaper Off And Got In My Pants While I Peed

    Hard Pick. She Took Her Diaper Off And Got In My Pants While I Peed

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    #132

    Just Play Along, You Silly

    Just Play Along, You Silly

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    #134

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

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    #135

    My Kids Have Disabled My Ipod For 45 Years

    My Kids Have Disabled My Ipod For 45 Years

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    #136

    Do You Cry Or Laugh? Or Both? I Will Be Removing All Writing Utensils From My Home After Seeing This Photo Today

    Do You Cry Or Laugh? Or Both? I Will Be Removing All Writing Utensils From My Home After Seeing This Photo Today

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    #137

    Too Late For Birth Control

    Too Late For Birth Control

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    #141

    What Am I Doing Here Again

    What Am I Doing Here Again

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    #142

    My 2 Year Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It

    My 2 Year Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It

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    Maul!
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could be a business idea! Chicken Nuggets on the go! for those hunger-pangs till supper!

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    #143

    My Son Superglued This Outside Our Bathroom. What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do

    My Son Superglued This Outside Our Bathroom. What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do

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    #146

    Jumping On The Kids With Controllers And Rage Issues Bandwagon. Found This In The Game Room A Month Or So Ago, Compliments Of My 5-Year-Old

    Jumping On The Kids With Controllers And Rage Issues Bandwagon. Found This In The Game Room A Month Or So Ago, Compliments Of My 5-Year-Old

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    #148

    Over Two Months Of Laundry Has Generated Thirty-Two Unmatched Socks

    Over Two Months Of Laundry Has Generated Thirty-Two Unmatched Socks

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    #149

    My 3-Year-Old Son Found My Wallet When I Was Cooking During Arts And Crafts Time

    My 3-Year-Old Son Found My Wallet When I Was Cooking During Arts And Crafts Time

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    #150

    Well, Just Finished Building A LEGO Set With My Oldest Son. His Younger Brother Then Grabs Part Of The Set, Runs Outside, And Drops It Down The Sewer Vent

    Well, Just Finished Building A LEGO Set With My Oldest Son. His Younger Brother Then Grabs Part Of The Set, Runs Outside, And Drops It Down The Sewer Vent

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    Shelp
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother also did that to me, once. Don't know why younger siblings are like this. Maybe jealousy?

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    #151

    Mom Finally Found Her Ipod 5 After A Year. Turns Out My Brother Got A Hold Of It And Was Trying To Guess The Password This Entire Time

    Mom Finally Found Her Ipod 5 After A Year. Turns Out My Brother Got A Hold Of It And Was Trying To Guess The Password This Entire Time

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    #152

    Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Years

    Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Years

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    CATMONSTER2018
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look almost like they are Black-ish naturally and they turned red-hot from the heater

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    #153

    A Lot Of Masterpieces Can Be Made In 20 Minutes Unsupervised

    A Lot Of Masterpieces Can Be Made In 20 Minutes Unsupervised

    His mural wrapped all the way around and behind me. He was so proud, I just couldn't be mad. PS: blue chalk stains stucco.

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    #154

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge

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    #155

    My 3.5 Year Old Ran Inside To Go To The Bathroom, But Apparently Took A Detour For A Fistful Of Brownies

    My 3.5 Year Old Ran Inside To Go To The Bathroom, But Apparently Took A Detour For A Fistful Of Brownies

    There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a little better than the footprint in the other pan of brownies!

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    #156

    My Four-Year-Old Made Himself A Cheese Sandwich. Shaking My Head

    My Four-Year-Old Made Himself A Cheese Sandwich. Shaking My Head

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    #157

    “Let Me Do It!”

    “Let Me Do It!”

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    #158

    My 2.5 Year Old Son Decided Today Of All Days To Start Throwing Things In The Toilet! There Goes His College Fund

    My 2.5 Year Old Son Decided Today Of All Days To Start Throwing Things In The Toilet! There Goes His College Fund

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    #159

    We Are Working On Potty Training Our Son. I Left Him Alone For A Few Minutes In His Room And He Peed In The Humidifier Through The Tube

    We Are Working On Potty Training Our Son. I Left Him Alone For A Few Minutes In His Room And He Peed In The Humidifier Through The Tube

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    #161

    My Son Said He Was Trying To Throw The Remote Onto The TV Stand

    My Son Said He Was Trying To Throw The Remote Onto The TV Stand

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    AccioQueenFans
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. We are actually watching Soul right now. I hope your child understands his/her actions and help to buy a new t.v

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    #162

    Am I The Only One Who Can't Figure Out How To Shower With A Toddler?

    Am I The Only One Who Can't Figure Out How To Shower With A Toddler?

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    #164

    Our Attempt At Painting With A Toddler Present

    Our Attempt At Painting With A Toddler Present

    This happened today.  Leaving the room for a few minutes with a gallon of paint on the table was a huge mistake. This is why we can't have anything nice (for now).

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    Hans
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a picture instead of helping immediately is a worse mistake. Yes, these five seconds make a difference. And the fault here is 100% with the parents. Period, no discusion about that.

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