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You can read every book on parenting and join all the Facebook mommy and daddy groups but when the time comes and you start raising kids, they will undoubtedly find a way to surprise you. Every. Single. Day.

Want to admire your boy playing with his toy? Too bad, he breaks your front tooth in half. Won't let your girl keep a handful of coins in her mouth? Get ready for a furious meltdown. At least you now have a story for the Internet.

As a follow-up to our previous list, we at Bored Panda have compiled a set of photos that perfectly sum up parenting in just a single frame. Enjoy!

#1

Bathroom Kid

Bathroom Kid

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Verena Gitterle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he take his clothes on the floor? Of a public bathroom?

catslave6
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the time dad got into his own stall, locked his door and said 'Don't' the kid was already half undressed! Hilarious. LOL

Leslie Burleson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was totally my son ! Lol . Every time he had to poo, he felt he should get completely naked

Paradise
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sums it up. Sounds like my 4 year old.

NWB
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahhahaa truth!!!

Mona Khadra
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol my son used to take all his clothes off to go potty too!!! Lol

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Vicki Broadbent, a writer, director, broadcaster, and founder of the parenting blog Honest Mum, told Bored Panda that it's important to have realistic expectations when it comes to first-time parenthood. "I naively thought that my first born would be some sort of fun accessory I could dress up and play with when in reality all babies are hard work and parenting a baby—while joyful—is equally tedious and tiring," the author of The Working Mom: Your Guide To Surviving and Thriving At Work and At Home said.

"All they do in the early months is eat, sleep and poop. You as a mother will also be undergoing great physical and mental changes post-birth and those coupled with sleep deprivation will be tough-going." 

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    #2

    I Guess There's Something To Be Said About Knowing Proper Anatomy

    I Guess There's Something To Be Said About Knowing Proper Anatomy

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they are educated in that area

    Arthur Shiao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the father.... he is texting probably.

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a condom...on your wiener.

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The height of embarrassment happened to me when my toddler son brought a used tampon out of the trash and brought it out while I had company.

    GVL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh noooo ! My son loaded all my tampons in his tiny pick up truck like logs. And then brought his truck out to play while we had company. They fit in the little truck bed perfectly. Kids.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has started calling her vagina her “lady wiener.”

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    This might sound scary, but when you know what to expect, you can begin to prepare yourself for it. "My advice is to create a parenting self-aid kit for emotional and physical wellbeing spanning meditation apps (I like the free Insight Timer)," Vicki said.

    Get yourself a set of short but effective mindful exercises, a stocked freezer full of healthy and filling meals, and a support network you can rant, cry and share with (on and offline), and you're good to go. "It takes a village to raise a child and a village to raise a mother."

    #3

    We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

    We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid knew exactly what he was doing when he left this picture

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inside of your toilet is very clean, kudos.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just circumstantial evidence. The other may be holding them both.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still worked? I hope they disinfected it thoroughly

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have been saved to the cloud. Photos taken on my phone sync to my iPad.

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    Kellie Christine
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That adorable face! “I knows I is bad”...bad to the bone song 🎶

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    #4

    I Have A Feeling This Happens Often

    I Have A Feeling This Happens Often

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a second, or rather a third child. You get used to this kind of stuff over time...

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no!" "Anyway..."

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome reply from the teacher

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think her daughter might be my dog.

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (#_<-) ouch that must have hurt

    Lovely_hobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, normal stuff happening lets just not worry about it.

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    Psychologist Romeo Vitelli, Ph.D., acknowledged that becoming a first-time parent can have a dramatic impact on many people, both in terms of the stress they experience and the impact that it has on marital satisfaction and emotional well-being.

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    "New parents can report considerable stress for different reasons," he wrote. "Along with the added financial burden of a new child, new mothers and fathers often experience significant conflict between work and family life along with realizing that becoming a parent means taking on a lifelong responsibility."

    #5

    Thanks To The Neighbor

    Thanks To The Neighbor

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you SLEPT through it? Man, that is what I call a deep sleep.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very few occasions I had to work nights I would sleep like the dead.

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    judy baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband as a child with brother and sister accomplices, painted their Dad's toenails while he was napping on the sofa. The next day, wait for it, he broke his leg at work. It was an interesting hospital visit.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog probably told her to do it.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the dog has been hiding some mad skills from you.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He walking the dog with his face like this. I would die of laughter before I would be able to tell him.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposable thumbs will give the culprit away.

    Carlo Reyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one read it in a deep voice like a narrater like this is my villian backstory

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    #6

    In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture

    In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture

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    Jonahs Mrs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally think this is a beautiful picture x

    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reason to have children.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss this. It's just not the same when she's 34 and tries this

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell me they still do this at 34, my daughter's only 21 and I can't get her to break the habit.

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    Annemarie Mattheyse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly captures the bittersweetness of it.

    Freloise_Raven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually not a bad picture....

    KT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww this is so sweet. Happy you got that extra time with your family <3

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    Vitelli also mentioned an interesting study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology. According to the paper, for new moms and dads who have problems with forming attachments, the stress involved in making the transition to being a parent is especially high.

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    They usually have a history of poor relationships and are often loners who have difficulty asking others for help.

    Since they are uncomfortable acting as caregivers, taking care of an infant is particularly difficult for them. Furthermore, they also get less satisfaction from their children than most new parents and are more likely to focus on their work while leaving most of the childcare duties to their partners. Since gender differences play a strong role in how attachments are formed, men are more likely to avoid attachments than women.

    #7

    A Comedy Of Errors Every Day With This Kid

    A Comedy Of Errors Every Day With This Kid

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    Vanessa Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this kid has got an interesting life ahead of him.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh so much because after having kids, I see this and so much more happening, but still blows my mind what kids are capable of.

    a very smol kitteh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the, omg now he looks like he is dying

    Ray Githinji
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this, so help me God :-D

    Susancnw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he was checked for a concussion.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on BoredPanda for another article. I think about parenting. I laughed then as I am now.

    Kloie Olsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lot like my little bro. He draws on his face and doesn’t care!!!🤣

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    #8

    Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead

    Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's terrifyingly funny

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the pictures that stand the test of time.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids have a great sense of humor.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a delightfully dastardly sense of humour your children have.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Took kids parasailing", is not a sentence in you hear everyday.

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh that gave me a legit heart attack!

    Nerdy_Tomboy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a picture in midair....nothing could go wrong...

    AY1984
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parent wasn't in mid air though....

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    If you're a parent, conflicts (both inner and outer) are inevitable. But it's how you deal with them that matters the most. After all, problems provide not only a headache but also an opportunity to grow. "As psychotherapist and author Philippa Perry advocates in her excellent bestselling book, The Book You wish Your Parents Had Read (And Your Children Will Be Glad That You Did), you need to recognize that your reactions/triggers to your children are usually reflective of experiences in your own childhood," Vicki Broadbent added.

    "When you recognize this and treat yourself with compassion, you can change your responses to your children. With every stage of childhood, you will come across new challenges but taking a breath so you can respond rather than react, is key."

    #9

    My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

    My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

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    Aaron W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's got a story to tell.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now what we have here, is an opportunity!"

    Marianne Rapier
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He almost looks like the same kid who dropped his mom's phone in the toilet.

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Settle down parents....I gotta story to tell" (u‿ฺu✿ฺ)

    Cori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever my 3 year old does something like this he meets me at the kitchen doorway and says, 'no no no. Go sit down.' Then he starts trying to push me back toward the livingroom.

    WildHoneyPie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It all started with the dog..."

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    #10

    Oh...

    Oh...

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    Tiger Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, explaining where babies come from shouldn’t be too big of a surprise now. You’re halfway there.

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I literally laughed out loud and then shared with my coworker sitting next to me hahaha

    Sophia Graubart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A character from Winnie the Pooh. Presumably when the child said poo, they meant Winnie the Pooh, not the result of your digestive system.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How do you know about my fling with the pool boy!?"

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    #11

    I Can’t Say I Haven’t Wondered This Myself. Still Funny Though

    I Can’t Say I Haven’t Wondered This Myself. Still Funny Though

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    Katrina B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they can but they can also sleep standing up

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most horses sleep standing up.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the son discovers fainting goats! If you have never seen the videos, please look them up. Worth it.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually a muscular disorder. They don't faint their muscles lock up

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    Annelise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My horses sleep all different ways. Standing, completely flat, and curled in a little sausage.

    JamezyJamez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curiosity is a great characteristic for a kid to have.

    Freloise_Raven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they don’t. I’ve owned horses my entire life and they either sleep standing OR on their sides.

    Catmomma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't sleeping on their sides translate to exactly what OP said?

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    KimTx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great parenting! I thought they slept standing up.

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    #12

    Our Airbnb Had A Translucent Bathroom Door. I’m Used To My Impatient Toddler Stalking Me Through The Bathroom Door, But This Took It To A Much Creepier Level

    Our Airbnb Had A Translucent Bathroom Door. I’m Used To My Impatient Toddler Stalking Me Through The Bathroom Door, But This Took It To A Much Creepier Level

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    Roland Gosselin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pretty cool painting. Gerhard Richter approves.

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I have now Googled Gerhard Richter and am amazed by his work. I'm not really that into art so I hadn't heard of him. Nice to be introduced to something new!

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translucent bathroom doors seem like a really stupid design choice. I don’t even want to see the silhouette of someone in the bathroom, much less their shadow if the bathroom light is on but the hallway is dark. When it comes to bathroom doors, I much prefer solid wood and not seeing a damn thing through it.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I feel about translucent shower curtains. For serial killers & perverts only. That’s one preview I don’t want to see, nor be a part of before the creepy music starts.

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    Jods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for Mulder and Scully.

    Peace love light
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self .... no transparent doors ever ...

    Vanessa Nunez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so scary. If I had kids and they did that, they would get punched to next week.

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    Vicki said that the more you practise this, the more you can rewire your brain to take a measured, calm response. It's something she is constantly working on with an 11-year-old child experiencing puberty herself.

    "I do believe the kinder you are with yourself, the more understanding you will be with your kids and everyone else. It's a privilege and a joy to raise children but it's also a huge responsibility. Cut yourself some slack. Perfect parenting doesn't exist, simply try your best, apologize when you fail, always be honest and empathetic."

    #13

    "Screw You And The Clothes You Bought Me"

    "Screw You And The Clothes You Bought Me"

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he come back, or did he live to his word?

    A Nerd For Thought
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him at 13 seeing this ON THE INTERNET

    Kitty Luna Darrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't want your filthy clothes no more

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. He'll get busted for streaking and returned home by the fuzz.

    Vanessa Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess when you leave your old life behind, you have to leave your clothes too.

    tmw
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love a naked protest! did you follow him yelling 'streaker!!!"

    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this too. I took our weed wacker from the garage with me. I decided to head for the city limits and have my way with the world.

    Karen Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something like that once when my Dad was watching us. Took off down the sidewalk giggling and stark naked. He said all the Moms were standing in their doorways laughing as he carried a squirmy naked toddler home under his arm. Kids just like to run free! lol

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    #14

    My Friend’s Kid’s Diaper Report From Daycare *faints*

    My Friend’s Kid’s Diaper Report From Daycare *faints*

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maddie got the easy ones, Brooke drew the short straw.

    Batgirl Kitty
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh. My mom had it worse. My older sister as a baby was constipated, and my dad fell asleep so my mom tried to fix it by herself. Mom took of the diaper, and BOOM! Poop EVERYWHERE! Ceiling, cabinets, walls, mom, her...mouth, and so on. My dad after came down and started laughing like crazy. My mom says it was a nightmare to clean.

    Aaron W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha Maddie knows what she is doing. Poor Brooke....

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mine were in nappies we had a poop scale like they have for earthquakes, hurricanes etc. Poop up to the hair was a Force 5 poonami.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...all hands on deck...Hilarious!

    Computernaut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still confused by the fact that there's a diaper report...

    Simon Hirschmugl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a daycare for mentally challenged people and if someone needed diapers we would usually tell their parents (or whoever is responsible for them) if something is out of the ordinary or write similar reports. If people can't really talk for themselves it's important to monitor their bodily functions. Health problems might be detected this way.

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    catslave6
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you feed this child???!!! Please don't ever do it again! Poor Brooke. Can't unsee it, ever!

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    #15

    Ahh The Fresh Smell Of Vaporized Piss In The Morning

    Ahh The Fresh Smell Of Vaporized Piss In The Morning

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    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was so enamored with pee.. One point for about a month or so he would go in the basement and pee on the floor when he was mad at us. We blamed the dog until the kid finally fessed up. A few months later we noticed this horrid smell in the basement... Apparently my kid was collecting his pee in an (open) container to save it. He was about 4 (and recently got new twin siblings)

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    E Menendez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw it out (humidifier not the kid). Urine smell is the worst to get out.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think about it for the kid as well (just kidding)

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    Phoenix Shadowhunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh I just laughed so hard that I almost peed myself just now.

    KT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG i can not stop snorting that is hilarious (for everyone else... ;)

    Silre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with kids and pee?!

    Mishka Katira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I will not say... ok fine. urine trouble! I'll see myself out now, if you'll excuse me.

    Catherine Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee Sauna lives in another form. Momento Mori.

    Mishka Katira
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha! this needs to be higher please!

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    #16

    7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts

    7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that grim reaper drawing.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. Since when does the Grim Reaper have a visible heart?

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would frame that! Look at her drawing!!! Awesome kid!

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has a heart on his chest...so that is a nice touch ahahaha

    bob shbleh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't wanna be taken by a lovely reaper like that.

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    #17

    After 9 Months WFH, This Morning Was The First Time My Daughter Has Seen Me In A Suit. Did Not Approve

    After 9 Months WFH, This Morning Was The First Time My Daughter Has Seen Me In A Suit. Did Not Approve

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is this? WHERE'S MY DADDY.. WANT DADDY..WAAAHHHH....

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the guy who had a beard, then shaved it, the daughter start crying 'cause she didn't recognize him

    Lisa-Marie Dhondt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tie is wrong for that shirt, daddyyyyyyyy

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most precious outrage I've ever seen!

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suit walks in and the crying begins.

    mr. cheeto chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO IS THIS STRANGE MAN IN A SUIT ... MOMMY ... DADDY ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what i think of suits and ties myself

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look of shock and betrayal! Dad, how could you????

    Giulia Marsella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is crying because her dad doesn't know how shirts and suit matches work 🤭

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    #18

    It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”

    It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? It does smell good.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the chance 90% of the other kids bring some toxic "toilet freshener" or similar? She's ahead of the pack, nothing to see here.

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until she's showing something that "tastes good and it gets even better with every glass", you should be fine.

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... she ain't wrong

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, as long as she isn't drinking it, I don't see the problem here.

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast she didnt say it tastes good too!!

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she has her "all about me" page out, which means this was probably the first week of school when she showed her teacher that!

    Jods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever girl. But start her off mixing it with lemonade.

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you imagine the poop storm if a teacher held that up as something that smells nice?

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    #19

    She Couldn't Hear Him

    She Couldn't Hear Him

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    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG how mortifying!!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about the teacher and the other students... The things they must have seen...

    Kellie Christine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I feel for you 🤦🏽‍♀️

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god hahahahahaha

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    #20

    Now This Is Real Life

    Now This Is Real Life

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely you can't be a real parent until you have done that.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't even be an auntie until this happens.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm always suspicious of those perfectly posed mum and baby photographs on Instagram...lies...all lies.

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the smile on the baby!

    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, or discovering a dried milk stain on the back of your shirt in the evening, that's been there the whole day...

    Oogiebogieaugiedaddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While out eating with friends at a Pizza Hut I was holding my son up the same way. Vomit landed precisely in my mouth :(

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to admire the aim, right on the kissers.

    Stacy S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some damn good birth control mama.

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    #21

    It Took Her Mom 20 Hours To Get That Out After Her Brother Poured A Container Of “Bunchems” In Her Hair

    It Took Her Mom 20 Hours To Get That Out After Her Brother Poured A Container Of “Bunchems” In Her Hair

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    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would her brother do that? Edit: I do have siblings. I have a little sister who did something like this once, that's why I'm just kind of frustrated ;)

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REALLY???? I am feeling you do not have a brother...

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    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my 😱. You are a very patient person...

    Harry Potter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who questions the fact she still got hair and it looks perfect, like i would i either cut it off or umm uh cut it off ?!?! 😅😅👀

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one toy that is guaranteed to NEVER enter my home...

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How patient! If that was my kid, she'd look like Sinhead O'Connor in the nineties now.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her brother would get the same haircut until his sister's hair grows back completely!

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    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did more than pour them on to her hair... if he had, they'd be easier to get out.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are plastic cockle burrs of course it was a mess

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amazon reviews from poor, innocent parents who bought these thinking that they would be an educational and fun craft for their children read like something from a horror novel.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that situation, I would have cut the hair, and all the bunchems would be in the bin.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you already know your son was Satan or was the that the day you found out?

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    #22

    Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year

    Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's an awesome picture! No shame in being a good farter.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains the sideways glances you got all year

    Tabitha K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My four-year old requested a customized mug for Daddy and it's the very best gift: "I'm one Toot away from a Poop."

    Yeuk hei Chui
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you realize on the bottom it said god i meant father

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do seem like a great farter

    jS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see social media is being enforced.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if I should laugh or cry?

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    #23

    Parsley Or Weed

    Parsley Or Weed

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, they'll be expecting her to distribute weed in jail and she'll be handing out parsley..

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎶 Parsley, sage, rosemary, and jailtime. 🎶🎶

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions, and maybe the sister SHOULD go to jail because here's the deal, why would the kid know that "weed" makes you sleepy, or even what weed is if she's not subjected to it every day? Now don't get me wrong, I don't give 2 f***s what you do in your house legal, not legal etc. BUT if you're going to partake, how about not do it in front of your young kids?

    MarcAngelina Alcober
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this post is missing all kinds of words to make a complete sentence

    Joshua Varela-Broska
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhhaha HA HA

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we know where to hide weed now: in the spice jars.

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    #24

    There Goes Their Screen Time

    There Goes Their Screen Time

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad! Can you read what's written on the to me..

    Joey Sanchez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow the exact same rules i have

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom loses her screen time for 2 days too.

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha the mom instigated this lol!

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    #25

    Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

    Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so, mom, that's a little more impulsive than average. Even for a baby. And I have seen things. So. Good luck with that.

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k-f**k

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHMYGAWD snorted my coffee.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't have coffee, but I would have too

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    meh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 That's it! I am going to adopt a teen who turned 18, so that I can send him/her off to college.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might just be simpler to get a furry dog and call it a day.

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    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I delete someone else's post?

    kevin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't puke. She might eat it.

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    #26

    I Think It's Quite Brilliant

    I Think It's Quite Brilliant

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    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... lemme get this straight: Kid write something akin to Romeo and Juliet, whose author is hailed as a "god" of literature and the teacher calls the parents in (I assume) concern. Ok. just checking

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez , I guess she'd never read Romeo and Juliet . The Shark and the Horse is a classic tragedy , uncultured swine

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought this would end with, "And that’s how sea horses came to be.“

    E E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit like Romeo and Juliet!

    Mary Haynes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't squelch imagination, I don't see what wrong with that.

    Horror Hero13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want someone to do a rewrite on this, and I will pay money to read it.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of Romeo and Juliet.......but with sharks and horses. I’d pay to watch the movie.

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    #27

    Imagination Is Cool

    Imagination Is Cool

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pretend" theres more bread!

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't work that way cuz now I have to pretend I have a car to drive to a pretend market

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem! 2yr old can just drive her pretend car to the pretend grocery store and buy pretend bread from the pretend cashier with her pretend money!

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go buy new real and pretend bread. Let her have the biggest bite she can have from your real sandwich.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See dad? This is why you can’t play with me! You eat all the bread

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of writing this tweet you could've gotten into your invisible jet and flown to the magic bakery for more pretend bread, amateur.

    Michelle Geiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretend that more bread got delivered to the house.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take her to the pretend store and buy more duh

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    #28

    Emergency Situation

    Emergency Situation

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    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your kid they are healing due to his/her hard work and going back to their parents.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just in awe that you have a kid who will touch a slug.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid 5 years old loves Earth worms. I get chill all over my body when he brings the hand full to show me.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ungrateful slugs did not appreciate the free healthcare.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn’t free. That’s why they’re leaving

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    Usernames
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 4yo. I used to to catch tadpoles. Keep it in jar, and put it in a hidden place around the pond, where i used to visit it every weekend. At the next visit, all of it gone. I was mad, and tantrum. My aunt having a hard time to explain that they turn into frogs. Internet was not a thing. The next day my aunt drop me at library, to borrow a science book and explain to me through a picture.

    MusicalCatTroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tadpoles are cute, not disgusting! I used to catch them in a bottle and watch them grow legs. Feed them pieces of bread, fish, cooked egg yolk and.

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    𝕥𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥
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    4 years ago

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to build bug race tracks with my friends in the summer! We’d make a rectangle of sticks about a foot long and then go find some bugs and stuff to race. We found that pillbugs were the fastest 🙃

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a nicely built hospital. I approve.

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    #29

    That's A Silly Reason To Cry

    That's A Silly Reason To Cry

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell him on Etsy, you made him, as someone else has pointed out in another freakingly funny comment.

    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threatened to sell my son to the gypsies so many times. Never could find gypsies when I needed them. When said son got older he bought me 'Where the Sidewalk Ends', the poetry book by Shel Silverstein. It contains a poem offering a price list on kids for sale. Still cracks me up. ;>)

    Sofiia Melnikova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Cornbread DOES get a little lonely

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see a negotiation like the ones on the other thread😂😂😂

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who might be interested. But Hansel and Gretel killed her.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love giving homemade gifts... Which one of my kids do you want??

    DDmaybeandor
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    4 years ago

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    All you should have to do is let him try. If he actually ignores his instinct to not touch truly hot things then he'll only get a little burned on his fingers and will have somthing real to cry about.

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that mentality is fine for non dangerous things, like making them try broccoli first and then see if they like it, but not judging it before they try it. but letting a child climb into your oven could quite literally kill them. hope you never have children.

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    #30

    He's Actually Far Too Smart For Me

    He's Actually Far Too Smart For Me

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    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing so hard right now.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad will be hearing about this forever and ever.

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    admitted defeat there lol

    #31

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

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    Juliverse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These leaves now look like in the book "The Very Hungry Caterpillar".

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have good literary references. I like you.

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always a warning signal if children are quiet

    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALWAYS investigate after 30 SECONDS of quiet or live to regret it. It is never ever good. Guaranteed.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually isn't terrible. At least it was just the plants.

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the leaves can breathe LOL

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is some wicked good fine motor control. that kid is gonna ace Kindergarten.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biodegradable confetti!

    it's Wednesday my dudes.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the fiddle leaf fern!!! i have one that's taller than me!

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to make a Swiss Cheese Plant

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like that scene in Amelie https://ameliefilm.tumblr.com/post/24609005304/see-what-hes-done-to-my-laurel-his-old-job-was

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    #32

    My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman

    My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even better than the banana duct taped to a wall.

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    Katherine Nicholson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am only 10 and even I know this is too funny🤣

    Berlinda Dunbar-Nye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband, an electrician, left sharpies all over the house. I have become the queen of how to remove Sharpie off almost any surface. 25 years later there are still a few peeking thru.

    Jade Drew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they just placed one perfect handprint on each door 🤔 OK then 😂😂😂😂

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to upvote this for the Saruman reference.

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    #33

    It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School

    It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School

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    Woets
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helmet for his quidditch game?

    Olive Stirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what. i like the HP shirt though

    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get him out? And if, how and why?

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he made his own mask!!!

    Vanessa Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S WEARING A HOGWARTS SWEATER!!!!! YOU GO KID!!!

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    #34

    I Woke Up To My Daughter Standing Over Me Like This. I've Never Been So Proud (Or Terrified)

    I Woke Up To My Daughter Standing Over Me Like This. I've Never Been So Proud (Or Terrified)

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    Duncan Ash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember it could be worse-- they could've done it in the middle of the night!

    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh I would have screamed

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've crapped my pants tbh

    Carlo Reyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like in a movie just wait he gonna start singing

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    #35

    Of Course Not

    Of Course Not

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know how she managed to go to the loo unescorted by a toddler, she needs to share this witchcraft.

    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years I thought people are born their size and never grow(So every adult is born their height), so yeah this is not unusual. I also think I got this idea from when my parents started saying that my clothes was shrinking when I grew out of them.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Carol Burnett saying she felt really good when she realized that even the Queen pees like everyone else. Perspective!

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She eased you into that second question.

    Duchess Raven Waves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow to the lady with 200 downvotes. Feeling a bit hot my dear. Considering this place roasted you on a spit?

    Twisted
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, do they? I haven’t seen one pee.

    Amy Pattie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are legitimate questions

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    #36

    I Die Basically Every Day

    I Die Basically Every Day

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    #37

    Biggest Mystery Of All Time

    Biggest Mystery Of All Time

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* Your name was on the packaging when we bought you from Kmart, happy now?

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were asked if we wanted a child named Tom Cruise or your name. We got the wrong one.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's a pretty logical question for a little kid to ask!

    Stupid horse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to say it isn't fair that he didn't get to choose his name

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You told us when you were born, silly!”

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    #38

    Stealing Air

    Stealing Air

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    Loki C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the Orange Lantern?

    Kiaya Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! What’s mine is mine is mine is mine, not yours.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell her to take deep breaths and say, "It always comes back to me because it knows it's mine."

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah memories of "Mommmmmm! He's BREATHING on me..."

    Gegy Penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them that u need to shaaaaaare

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to be a long weekend

    Lauren Kufner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the exotic air you shall not eat nor touch

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh mah gah

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    #39

    Our House Has 10 Rooms

    Our House Has 10 Rooms

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, they just like being near Daddy! Consider yourself blessed cause once they're teenagers...

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma teen and I'm still like that with my Daddy lol

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable. Children want to be near their parents. That's just instinct.

    magnadar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody talks about having a house with 10 rooms? Anyone? :|

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.. My small house in the bush has 10 rooms (if you count all of them, technically xD Not 10 bedrooms and living rooms etc) My bedroom, my brother's old bedroom, my parent's bedroom, the laundry/bathroom (with connected 'toilet' room, we won't count that though), my parent's bathroom, the lounge room, the kitchen/dining room, the guest bedroom, the pantry room and the study. It is a lot in general, but for a big family like the one in the pic, not so much. There are 5 people in this photo, expecting almost the least amount of rooms: parent's room, kid 1, kid 2, kid 3, kid 4(? brown hair next to laptop. Assuming child) 1 bathroom (more likely 2 but we'll go with 1), lounge room, dining room, kitchen, possibly study. Yeah, that sounds about right if all the kids have separate rooms. Then if they have 4 kids, they likely have 2 bathrooms, and they could also have a basement like Amy has said, but I'm not counting that. I know this is likely a joke, but here's an answer anyway xD

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not alone I see. We bought a house with a spare room so we can have a play room turned teen hangout in the future. Got the room downstairs nsar the livingroom so they can be close-as I thought we could comprimise. Kids ignore the toys in there, and play with broken boxes and dining chairs in the living room. I just try to remember they won't always want to be RIGHT THERE and it is sweet they want to be right there so I should take it in when I can.

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years from now you'll miss these times....enjoy every moment!

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    #40

    My 5-Year-Old Son Stole My Wife’s Wallet The Other Day And Ran Off To His Room Quietly. Today She Got Pulled Over And This Was All She Had For ID

    My 5-Year-Old Son Stole My Wife’s Wallet The Other Day And Ran Off To His Room Quietly. Today She Got Pulled Over And This Was All She Had For ID

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why didn't they check after taking the wallet away from the kid?

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me, officer. It's an old photo.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that must’ve been fun to explain

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but that's on the parents for not checking the wallet!

    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! If the cop has kids he let her go. ;>)

    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, license and registration. Yeah one sec-

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be happy - they put in a pretty slick/stylish/cool critter in there as 'you'.

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    #41

    It's The Small Things That Make Being A Parent So Rewarding

    It's The Small Things That Make Being A Parent So Rewarding

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know: what did Dad do?

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Omg ! I literally did this as a teenager . I might've been kind of an asshole

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1001 reasons why pets are better than kids.

    VulcansAreSexy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I want to know what the black stuff is in the letter P?

    tmw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    black stuff is most likely pen, the kid then used the ball point to scratch the message on the soap. I am more interested in the age of this photo, bc kids really don't know what bars of soap are anymore, everything is liquid soap.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used soap to write my name on the ceiling of my mom's car in 5th grade, and refused to erase it as I failed to see what the big deal was. If this kid wrote it on the fog in the mirror or window, not realizing it would reappear, that would be funny.

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    #42

    Honestly, I Can Relate

    Honestly, I Can Relate

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    mr. cheeto chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THOSE IMAGINARY BULLIES THEY ARE WORSE THAN THE REAL ONES

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once had a 45 minute tantrum because I flushed her poo before she’d had a chance to look at it. I’m a monster.

    Vanessa Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mood, my friend tells us stories about how when she was little, her imaginary friends used to pick on her and never let her play with them.

    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultivating that low self esteem....

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to build that self-esteem.

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    #43

    I Come Home From Work To My Purple Son, Painted By My Daughter

    I Come Home From Work To My Purple Son, Painted By My Daughter

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos: The Beginning

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA BRILIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILIANT. +1 upvote

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid has chosen a good colour, full coverage and covered him perfectly. I see a future as a make up artist.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she did a pretty good job!

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good with his red hair

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did a good job - that's a pretty even coverage.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's pretty even coverage

    Moisturized Elbows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of an episode of mr bean i watched a long time ago

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, his hair is gorgeous, uh not so much the purple.

    Eva Verde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple goes nicely with his red hair.

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    #44

    Parents, How's That Home Schoolin' Going?

    Parents, How's That Home Schoolin' Going?

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    Glory The Rainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait-what? I'm not a joy? after i did 19 ASSIGNMENTS THAT WERE MISSING TO PLEASE YOU?!?!

    HopelessRomantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and after i read that HORRIBLE book and wrote a book report for you

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    Lucy Skinner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom found this out. I have been suspended from homeschool for three weeks.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers are angels in disguise 😍

    MoonWitch
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    4 years ago

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    My fine little shrew... it's called s a r c a s m.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s**t, Einstein. But s a r c a s m isn't the way to go as a parent. They can read that too. It's how bullies like you are bred.

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago

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    Yes, the aren't when xo fronted with a pandemic with all kinds of weird restrictions to their daily lives. Home is a safe place home is where you show yourself more than at school. If you're lucky. So we get the joke, but don't paint it on your car...

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    #45

    Apparently, The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

    Apparently, The Kids Were Too Distracted To Shut The Door

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    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they didnt turn away and slam that door... XD

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    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no offense, but looks like YOU were too distracted with your kids being distracted to shut the moonroof! Maybe it just snowed weird though.

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people no longer check their vehicles and lock them? Or does that responsibility now fall to the children? I must have missed that memo!

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, you have a new carpet...

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word of advice: start locking the doors. If the doors don't lock, then a door is open. Unless you live in one of those areas prone to bear attacks, then leave them open.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but those are car seats... meaning your kids are young

    Linda Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will never forget to check again 😂

    Vanessa Nunez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INTO THE UNKNOWN!!!!! Literally, They never saw it coming.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than when my daughter left the door open when she was 6 to my car all night and my car got rained in. Glad it wasn't stolen. I thought I even locked it, but guess not. Glad my car was also about 11 years old and I only kept it another year, and it wasn't my new car.

    Dingo Person
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That still looks strangely comfortable...

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    #46

    My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off

    My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Grows into a tattoo artist*

    Luthor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Positive thinking... silver lining. I like it!!!

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    catslave6
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will ask you, when she is older, why you let her do that. Hang on to that photo. ;>)

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not all scribbles. Definitely some artistic talent there. It's not easy drawing on oneself.

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    #47

    She Wanted To Play With The Laptop

    She Wanted To Play With The Laptop

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    Anna Te
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you leave your kid unsupervised with your electronic devices...

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never went to the bathroom yourself when you had a toddler? Or answered the doorbell?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you have the patience to take a photo and not close the tub immediately??? Or you just accept your loss and move on??

    AY1984
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think at that point I would just accept the fact that the laptop is toast.

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how 'Beer-Pong' is played..

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do today's parents not know how to put things up where kids can't reach them?

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So would you put everything away if you go to the toilet?

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    Lori T Wisconsin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how you learn to never let kids near ANYTHING of value.

    David Burke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mom was a bit upset when she saw this and also saw the humor in it. I bet there was no slaps or yelling calli g the kid bad. Both learned a lesson. Be a little more careful where you leave your laptop and the kid learned that not all things are play things.

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    #48

    Kid Is Secretly A Medium

    Kid Is Secretly A Medium

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the aerial is unplugged from the TV, there's no picture ...;o)

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! You forgot Travis' response!

    #49

    All The Stuff My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

    All The Stuff My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years

    reddit.com Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you were wondering where the measuring spoons and 1/4 cup measuring cup went to—-and I bet good money you went through every drawer and cabinet in the kitchen too. Several times. Then went out and bought whole new sets. Now you have two of each.

    jeanette scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I did that. We were feeding the monster.

    Anggi Santika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look more like the things he hid behind the bed or wardrobe

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised there aren't sets of keys and loose change in there too!

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    #50

    I Sat On The Toilet, Closed The Door, And My 2-Year-Old Decided I Wasn't Pooping Myself Fast Enough

    I Sat On The Toilet, Closed The Door, And My 2-Year-Old Decided I Wasn't Pooping Myself Fast Enough

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen horror films that started like this...

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand what person in their right mind would install a door like that with children...or a door like that period for that matter, reminds me of american bathroom stalls that retain/preserve none of your dignity or privacy. Like why people, why????

    Sage Bray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kids like I SEE YOU! CAN YOU SEE ME?!?!!?

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with a translucent door. Why?!

    #51

    Everyday At Dinner

    Everyday At Dinner

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds about right.

    Harry Potter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids were like: Understandable, Have nice day 😎😅👌🤐

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is sometimes surprising when weird distractions cause kids to do what you wanted them to do.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 year old cried we were having macaroni and cheese. Cried again when we had cake for afternoon tea. Really don't know what the kid wants....

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    #52

    Bon Appetit

    Bon Appetit

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    #53

    He Was Just Trying To Help

    He Was Just Trying To Help

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    Loki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you always have a spare...

    MantisKeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was little i put the pc's charger into a glass of water to try and "download" it

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful bastard!

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    #54

    Parenting Achievement

    Parenting Achievement

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more impressed that she made a bracelet in less than 10 seconds.

    #55

    Good Evening Who Needs A Free Happy Meal? We Have 18 Available. My 5-Year-Old Knows How To Grubhub

    Good Evening Who Needs A Free Happy Meal? We Have 18 Available. My 5-Year-Old Knows How To Grubhub

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter, age 2, clicked Buy it Now on eBay. She had to use both her tiny hands to click the mouse. Fortunately she bought a red bowl and not a Lamborghini.

    mr. cheeto chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he get hired for a grubhub commercial or somthing

    bryguy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you need to confirm payment with facial recognition or finger print?

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for the inconvenience. But this was just the parents fault

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do parents let their kids play with their phones? No good can come of it.

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    #56

    The Pain

    The Pain

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for Pluto to return to the Solar System.

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto was my first thought here too! I want it to be a full planet again!

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it upside-down EDIT: ROTATE*

    Definitely_Nate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WE ARE NOT ADDING NUMBERS IN THE ALPHABET

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    abʁ1ædʥ₯ef∳g⨊h2uijʝk3lþð45ɷmn6o7p8¶9r§stඞɧvɣ&wßxyz0λ‽ (better english alphabet)

    #57

    My Son Stuck His Finger In My Eye And Scratched Off The Whole Top Layer Of My Cornea

    My Son Stuck His Finger In My Eye And Scratched Off The Whole Top Layer Of My Cornea

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me flinch just THINKING about it. jesus christ.

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    KitKatLord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhhhhhh goshhhhh, ouuuuuuch

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teacher's favourite pupil

    foxyloxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    son: DIE! mom: room, now. YOU SCRATCHED MY EYE OUT

    Spaceentity
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My infant son did the same, very painful!

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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    #58

    This Is How My Morning Is Going Today

    This Is How My Morning Is Going Today

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny how big brain can mean someone who's smart or someone who is very, very dumb.

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    #59

    Trying On Clothes With A Toddler In A Nutshell

    Trying On Clothes With A Toddler In A Nutshell

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The camouflaged pants make this pic so much better. It's like a horror movie.

    The Zooble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so everyone gets this, he means that they blend into the rug rather than being actual camo pants

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    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! When my son was a toddler I remember trying on clothes in the Kohl's dressing room which has large gaps under the partitions. I had my back turned for a second and I heard the woman in the next stall say, "Oh my!" My son had crawled into the next stall with her.

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is your toddler doing in a nutshell?

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to fit the "toddler noticably under dress" test. Pass with flying colors. Must purchase.

    Zillyboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make me think of Total Recall?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress looks great though.

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    #60

    Got Locked Out Of iPad For 47 Years

    Got Locked Out Of iPad For 47 Years

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who has tried doing this?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering: he can try to unlock it on October 30th, 2067, 11:26. (given the date he posted it)

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried turning it off, then back on again? :-)

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mere 49 years screen free time will do you good, quit complaining.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you're better off just resetting it, you're not getting in for 50 years.

    Duncan Ash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it to a tech store and explain the situation and hope ig

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means you have to try again after 48 years. Do not forget to charge the ipad daily LOL

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    #61

    My Daughter Got A Camera For A Birthday. One Of The First Things She Did With It Was To Barge In The Bathroom And Take A Pic Of Me Taking A Dump

    My Daughter Got A Camera For A Birthday. One Of The First Things She Did With It Was To Barge In The Bathroom And Take A Pic Of Me Taking A Dump

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do parents still do the thing where they take pictures of their kids on the potty? Because if so, I can see her logic.

    I am a fluffy cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same camera as in The Great Escapists with Tory Belleci and Richard Hammond!

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does not understand the word "privacy". when i was 10, She literally took a video of me showering without me noticing, took photos, and was about to send them to my mom (she was using my dad's phone at the time) when i deleted all of them.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is definitely an artist

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that camera, and I'm a 34 year old woman. Sans the pic tho.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool cool.... but you are the one posting it to social media

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    #62

    Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5 Am

    Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5 Am

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like 40 year old children.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast they still look the same..

    yvette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol dipper and mabel vibes

    Jon Weiss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look old enough to be grandparentsts. 🤣

    #63

    If My Daughter Keeps Doing Her Own Eye Makeup, Child Protective Services Are Gonna Come Knocking Pretty Soon

    If My Daughter Keeps Doing Her Own Eye Makeup, Child Protective Services Are Gonna Come Knocking Pretty Soon

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    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she’ll become a movie makeup artist. Makes the blood and gore!

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my cousins we mastered the "movie make up" using a huge palet of colors while at my grandma place to a point that when my mom picked me up she almost had a heart attack thinking that my grandma had beaten me like plaster ; we had eyes purples and black the nose was "bleeding" with lipstick and the mouth also black and purple and even a big chewing gum stuck between teeth and lips to make it swollen ...oh boy the drama we caused that day; my poor grandma nor my parents never ever hit me but if someone had saw us like that this day they would have been in so much troubles .my mother is still shivering when we tell this story

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special effects makeup artist in the making, great job.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glitter for beat up make up. Add to halloween ideas.

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future movie make up artist

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    #64

    The Incident Report My Buddy Got From His Daughter's Daycare

     The Incident Report My Buddy Got From His Daughter's Daycare

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids do this on the regular to me, thinking they are hilarious and I just turn away.

    Forty-Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what else would you say?

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    #65

    My Daughter Was Furious That We Wouldn’t Let Her Keep A Handful Of Coins In Her Mouth

    My Daughter Was Furious That We Wouldn’t Let Her Keep A Handful Of Coins In Her Mouth

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants change! We all want change.. specially if it's a larger bill..

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just keeping the money for when she's older...

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    #66

    When Life Gives You Lemons

    When Life Gives You Lemons

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    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when mom gives you stuffed toys, sleep with a lemon instead.

    No Username
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when life gives you lemons...

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time she tastes one, though...

    Bisexuali-tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family gets my doggo really nice toys but all she decides to play with is a rock. we named it Dwayne. if you get it, you get it.

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    #67

    I Drew My Dad’s Vasectomy In My Kindergarten Journal

    I Drew My Dad’s Vasectomy In My Kindergarten Journal

    “My dad had operation” if you can’t read the text. Apparently the next parent teacher conference was super awkward.

    conwpj Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... thats a very INTERESTING operation

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when certain things are explained to children a smidge too early.

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on Earth would you tell your child that their dad had a vasectomy operation and what it means?

    The Zooble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this may be a stupid question but what is a vasectomy

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... I wanted to explain and hell, I don't know either. It has something to do with cutting the tubes of the testicles.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup....didnt want another kid drawing about his operations

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hahahahaha! this is funny! or is it something else?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the way the nurse is slapping the scalpel into the surgeon's hand, and the look on Dad's face!

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    #68

    Prepare An Emergency Entrance

    Prepare An Emergency Entrance

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    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is kind of funny. Or it will be in a few years.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo locked me out of my car while I was pumping gas.

    jeanette scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother locked himself in a running car in a blizzard when he was 2. He was toasty warm while My dad and the locksmith spent 2 hours trying to get the door open.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been locked out once when it was a blistering hot day during summer. My 3 year old laughed and laughed and laughed. The next time he tried that i grabbed the 1 year old like a football and made a mad dash

    #69

    Saw This On Facebook

    Saw This On Facebook

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    frangee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went round my friend's house once and his next door neighbour's kid, started shouting hi to us whilst standing nude in his window exactly like this.

    Maeve Valentine
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if someone climbs up that house and touched- y'know

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    #70

    "Will You Please Come Check My Campfire?"

    "Will You Please Come Check My Campfire?"

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've freaked out to see him standing next to me

    Brett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be freaked out if I saw some random kid standing next to me while i was sleeping too

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is wondering why the walls needing scrubbing, assuming the "c a m p f i r e" was near a wall, then it the wall might have been burnt, or it could have been ash, I don't really know, but I tried my best to explain.

    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate title: boy terrorizes house because he wanted s’mores

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've pissed myself if i saw a fire. How does a 4 year old start a fire?!

    #71

    My Mom Made Me A Pan Of Brownies For My Birthday, And My Son Insisted On Carrying Them On The Way Home. Got Back And Somehow They Ended Up With A Giant Footprint In Them

    My Mom Made Me A Pan Of Brownies For My Birthday, And My Son Insisted On Carrying Them On The Way Home. Got Back And Somehow They Ended Up With A Giant Footprint In Them

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one weirdly-shaped bite

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigfoot strikes again!

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't decide whether it's a small pan or a large foot.

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    #72

    My Toddler Daughter Rode On My Shoulders And Touched My Face During Our Last Hike, Grabbing Random Leaves As We Went Along. I’m Highly Allergic To Poison Ivy

    My Toddler Daughter Rode On My Shoulders And Touched My Face During Our Last Hike, Grabbing Random Leaves As We Went Along. I’m Highly Allergic To Poison Ivy

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion. Poison Iveeeeeey...🎵 A steroid shot will clear it mostly up in a day.

    Beast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's got pretty eyes tho

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to start a youtube make-up channel.

    foxyloxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend got poison ivy or poison oak all over his face. it was all red. and he told me "my mom got poison ivy on her butt once."

    Samantha Mix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does poison ivy grow that high up? Good to know.

    MantisGirl15
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a vine that grows up trees as well as on the ground.

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    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its poison ivy. You can't be allergic to it.

    #73

    Getting Ready

    Getting Ready

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    Rutilly Oro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this happened to me with my daughter!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was a kindergartner, she was a boundary exception. I drove her 20 min to her bus stop outside of my work and she tells me she did not put on her shoes. Thankfully we had enough time to grab a pair at the store across the street (still had to drive it) and she needed new shoes anyway. I can't recall if we made it back for the bus or if I had to drive her to school after, but it worked out.

    Vanessa Zitzmann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even better, it's a teacher workday...

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    #74

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Alexandra Medina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like SHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahaha. Burst out laughing scaring my cat, my husband and everyone else...🤦

    yvette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually really scary. hopefully the 5 yr old would have stopped at resistance/the 2 yr old crying, but if not...

    #75

    Kid Chugs A1 Steak Sauce

    Kid Chugs A1 Steak Sauce

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    #76

    Daughter Helped Me Wash My Car But With A Rock

    Daughter Helped Me Wash My Car But With A Rock

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    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, when my son was little he helped raked leaves in the yard, then off the car with a metal rake. So you'll know my car by the 6 squiggly lines behind the rear passenger door.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are criminally fast. Blink once and they have the uncanny ability to disappear from your sight.

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    #77

    Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of A Drywall

    Where In The Dad Manual Did It Mention How To Stop A 3-Year-Old From Taking Bites Out Of A Drywall

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those seem to go a fair distance from the floor. Just how tall is this 3-year-old?

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppy training books might help.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sign of pica. Kid needs more iron.

    Mariam Najar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *flips through the manual* Don't see it...

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that puppy spray that is super bitter? Try that. And tell their doc.

    Xenia Granados
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to do that. Still fining bite marks 10 years later

    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, wehad a book about a little boy named Oscar who ate houses... (and bought a bag of mixed screws and bolts as candy) So it might be normal ;)

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    #78

    I Am Really Unsure On How This Happened. No Scream Or Anything

    I Am Really Unsure On How This Happened. No Scream Or Anything

    I just walk into my room to find her hanging there unable to get herself down. So naturally, I took a picture.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes dressers get hungry. 'Nuff said.

    Abbyboudreaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! But thank goodness it didn’t tip over on her!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tends to happen much less-often with antique furniture made of real wood (such as this one, which is probably an early 20th Century Empire Revival dresser).

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems totally unfazed. Just hanging there. Chilling. Someone will fix this. Or not. I'm good.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute, but keep in mind that children die from furniture falling over on them because they don't know not to climb it. If you have small children, secure your furniture to the wall and keep an eye on the curious little squirts.

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several questions.....

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naturally...photo first😫

    #79

    What An Idea To Slow Down Others

    What An Idea To Slow Down Others

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    #80

    A Photo Of Me When I Was Like 1, When I Went Back In The Bathtub In My Pajamas As It Was Draining After My Mom Got Me Ready For Bed

    A Photo Of Me When I Was Like 1, When I Went Back In The Bathtub In My Pajamas As It Was Draining After My Mom Got Me Ready For Bed

    GenoMan64 Report

    Vanessa Zitzmann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part is mom framed it and it remains on the wall 😂

    #81

    Koolaid

    Koolaid

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    im an Afton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg if i were your parents i would be terrified

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this may not be an actual picture but it sure does paint a hilarious one :-)

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    #82

    Found This Masterpiece On Youtube

    Found This Masterpiece On Youtube

    Scarer333_TY Report

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a Facebook group I’m in, another parent’s kid bought a 400 dollar toilet.. I joked that it must be gold plated

    #83

    Parenting - When You Are Constantly Preventing Your Kid From Doing Dangerous Things (Like Sticking Their Fingers In A Floor Electrical Outlet)

    Parenting - When You Are Constantly Preventing Your Kid From Doing Dangerous Things (Like Sticking Their Fingers In A Floor Electrical Outlet)

    This toddler had a full-blown meltdown about it while her dad continued his conversation, put his foot over the outlet, and didn’t skip a single beat.

    TheRebelStardust Report

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    #84

    Kids Are So Pure

    Kids Are So Pure

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm twelve years old, Mom! Why do you always do this?"

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that every parent does at least once

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step family put me in pigtails to eat from the children's menu in restaurants right up until I left for college.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL did this at the zoo while my kid kept yelling "im three mom!!!"

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of a Greg warren joke.

    #85

    My 11-Month-Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half

    My 11-Month-Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the toy was ok though. ;)

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. When my youngest was a toddler he was on my lap. He reared his head back and busted my nose so hard it blacked my eye on the underside. It hurt so bad. I thought my nose broke. Don't know how it didn't. Got me out of work for a few days. No body wants a waitress with a black eye.

    Forty-Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs some flex tape!

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's badd. when my little brother was 6 he threw a wooden block at my head and i needed stitches because the corners were very sharp

    Ginny Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your not getting that half back oof

    TERYSSA FOWLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is the other part of the tooth

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG lol I shouldn't laugh but

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    #86

    Daughter Said, “I’m Saving The Rest For Dad”

    Daughter Said, “I’m Saving The Rest For Dad”

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    #87

    Father To A 5-Year Old. Glad I Made The Cut

    Father To A 5-Year Old. Glad I Made The Cut

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    #88

    My Daughter’s Favorite Way To Cool Me Off After A Long Run On A Hot Day

    My Daughter’s Favorite Way To Cool Me Off After A Long Run On A Hot Day

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter uses hose, its super effective!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's chest hair looks like Mom's bathing suit tan. Cannot unsee.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you are not wearing normal clothes!

    #89

    He Made His Own Mr Potato Head, Got Terrified, Cried And Couldn't Look. Oh Dear

    He Made His Own Mr Potato Head, Got Terrified, Cried And Couldn't Look. Oh Dear

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CowboyHank is presumably referencing the fact that the ‘Mr’ has now been dropped by the manufacturer in favour of a gender neutral ‘Potato Head’.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *half-life ambient music*

    Ev Elyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just blocking a nasty comment here!! Have a great day!

    CowboyHank
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    4 years ago

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    This child is a bigot for even playing with a Mr. Potato Head

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    #90

    Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime

    Thanks, Nickelodeon Slime

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll grow out of it. no seriously, give her 3 years and her hair will grow out of it.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of stuff is no longer allowed at my house. My 11 year old still makes a mess with it. Yes, 11. I think he tries to prove that he can play with it without getting it in the carpet, but it always gets in the carpet. I swear when he has kids I'm buying tons of it for them.

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vinegar and lemon will melt the slime

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A curse on every YouTuber who ever made a 'how to make slime' video

    Linda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I WILL NOT BUY SLIME

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice t-shirt! Yeah... that was really random.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it wasn't. Harry Potter should always be complimented.

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    #91

    The Moment Before I Was Hit With My Son’s New Drone

    The Moment Before I Was Hit With My Son’s New Drone

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    Dave van Es
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why the drone was getting bigger, and then it hit me

    Mishka Katira
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    4 years ago

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A phrase they would never have expected to hear in 1985

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    #92

    These Are The Crystals My 6-Year-Old Daughter Made And Insisted I Keep In My Coat Pocket

    These Are The Crystals My 6-Year-Old Daughter Made And Insisted I Keep In My Coat Pocket

    I was reminded they were in my coat during my visit to the city-county building to take care of some business permitting after emptying my pockets into the tray.

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 2 weeks away from being 14, I know what those crystals could be but they aren't, I miss the days where moaning and groaning were the same thing, I miss the days where I was so innocent.

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny but those field test kits are super unreliable and give positive results for a whole range of things, including sugar. This could have been a very expensive "Opps"

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Officer, this isn't mine, it's my six year old's! "You have the right to remain silent..."

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I remember making the same crystals when I was younger! The instructions were in a little science textbook my parents got me.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s glass, but if she likes them that much, maybe put them in a rock tumbler so she can enjoy them safely?

    Horror Hero13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg it looks like drugs!!!! I'm sorry but I'm laughing so hard right now!!

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is one of the cute things right?

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda... But not really. The "crystals" could be mistaken for drugs i think

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    #93

    My Brother, I Don't Even Know How He Got Here

    My Brother, I Don't Even Know How He Got Here

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wanted to poop in the toilet like a big boy but couldnt get his nappy off?

    Rachel Connot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in childcare...believe me, if a kid wants the diaper off, it comes off

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling you put hime there for this picture

    #94

    Looks Like Someone Left Their Kid Alone With A Sharpie

    Looks Like Someone Left Their Kid Alone With A Sharpie

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    MantisGirl15
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scribble over permanent marker with dry erase marker (on smooth surfaces) and it will wipe right off.

    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenting tip you never knew you would need: a dry erase marker can help lift that off the car without causing more damage.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get the white paint!

    #95

    Family Photo Session. Thought It Would Be Cute If I Looked Up At My Son

    Family Photo Session. Thought It Would Be Cute If I Looked Up At My Son

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I cannot stop laughing!!! You just opened right up for that one hahaha

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    #96

    My 6 Year Old Left Me A Few Cookies. This Is Some Real Jerk Stuff If I've Ever Seen It

    My 6 Year Old Left Me A Few Cookies. This Is Some Real Jerk Stuff If I've Ever Seen It

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    Linda Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she just took the best part 😄

    Didi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the Oreos without the white stuff. I use to open them half, eat the ones without the cream and make new ones with double cream for my boyfriend.

    Rukkia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, the boxed blueberry muffin mix came with a can of blueberries to add to the mix instead of the dehydrated ones. I use to open the box and eat all the blueberries. Never failed to please me and piss off my mom.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine they are damp as well

    Dark_flame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a few on the right that seem untouched

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    #97

    My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

    My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On

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    #98

    My 1.5 Year Old Breaking Down Because I Won’t Allow Him To Eat The Diaper Rash Cream Before Bed Time

    My 1.5 Year Old Breaking Down Because I Won’t Allow Him To Eat The Diaper Rash Cream Before Bed Time

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what gave any baby any stupid idea is the question you should be asking, because they all fall under the answer of nothing, nothing gave them that stupid idea, they just felt like it.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if it still does, but when I used Desitin on my kids it smelled awful like fish oil. Not very appetizing!

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    #100

    My 3 Year Old Angry Because The Beavers Keep Chomping On The Tree

    My 3 Year Old Angry Because The Beavers Keep Chomping On The Tree

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    #101

    Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said

    Have Kids They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said

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    Heidi Burghgraef
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is where all the quarantine TP went!!!

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "100% more clean or your money back" was something I heard on an TP add once... huh.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it will dry out. Just unroll them and hang them outside, only take a few minutes.

    #102

    So I Found My 9-Year-Old’s “Lost” Yoshi Toy In My Freezer

    So I Found My 9-Year-Old’s “Lost” Yoshi Toy In My Freezer

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He lost it when he was four. I guess I could have cleaned out the freezer sooner."

    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Yoshi get 'lost' about the same time you watched Ice Age?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's where the 25 ways to kill Yoshi video took place.

    Brooklyn Costley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have that tiy. we stick it in each others food in the pantry for them to find later.

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    #103

    Took My 5 And 7 Year Old Fishing Today. Here’s A Graph Depicting My Experience

    Took My 5 And 7 Year Old Fishing Today. Here’s A Graph Depicting My Experience

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    #104

    A Facebook Post From My Mom 10 Years Ago

    A Facebook Post From My Mom 10 Years Ago

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    Chewie Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been hilarious to hear on a golf course! Someone shouting "WHORE!!!!" as you're about to tee off!

    CowboyHank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start yelling this at the golf course

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might actually work better.

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    #105

    This Is 3 Year Old Me, Do I Need To Go Into Detail?

    This Is 3 Year Old Me, Do I Need To Go Into Detail?

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he wants to be a smurf when he grows up. Or just really wants to live in Pandora.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, I'm feeling a little blue today.

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog is hiding terrified. Wonderful picture

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youngest member of the Blue Man Group?

    yes.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um yes, what is the dog doing??

    #106

    Lockdown Day 17. In Case Anyone Is Wondering How Us Parents Are Doing, This Is My 3 Years Old Cleaning His Potty With My Toothbrush

    Lockdown Day 17. In Case Anyone Is Wondering How Us Parents Are Doing, This Is My 3 Years Old Cleaning His Potty With My Toothbrush

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    #107

    I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While

    I Don't Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    he bit a hole in it. babies and toddlers are stupid. no surprises there.

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    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of baby has his own IPad?! This is why they're not supposed to have them.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I think we learned here that ipads are not appropriate toys for babies

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f gives a young child an iPad? If you're determined to give them a tablet, get one that doesn't cost a grand

    Kitty Luna Darrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will never understand why parents give electronics to kids past the age of 10

    Susancnw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did a baby have an ipad?

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    #108

    Please Tell Me There's A Way To Get Gold Metallic Sharpie Off An iMac. Wish I Was Asking For A Friend

    Please Tell Me There's A Way To Get Gold Metallic Sharpie Off An iMac. Wish I Was Asking For A Friend

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    similarly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things to try: 1. Eraser. No kidding. Ordinary eraser has taken ink off a number of things. 2. This won't work on the keyboard or frame, but MIGHT work on the glass. Try just a TINY bit first and see if it works. Use a whiteboard marker and scribble over the permanent marker. Erase. May not work (which is why you try a bit first). Whiteboard markers contain an extra chemical permanent markers don't have. If you ever accidentally write on a whiteboard in permanent marker, writing over it in whiteboard marker adds the extra chemical and it will usually erase. The glass on the imac isn't THAT different from a whiteboard, so it MIGHT work (but it IS sharpie, which is a bit different). But ... worth a shot. Try a tiny bit first though.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rubbing alcohol will get most permanent market off.

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try dry erase markers. They remove permanent markers.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand sanitizer removes Sharpie stains FYI. Just put some on a cloth and carefully wipe down your monitor.

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try hand sanitizer..only on the glass because it could remove paint from surface .. the % of alcohol it's higher than in glass spray or commercial alcohol so it removes many different markers..

    Marge Flanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbing alcohol can remove sharpie

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just learn to look through it, like with a screen door.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't touch the preamp.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know anyone who works in aeronautics (or maybe the Air Force) they could have access to a special paste used to smoothen the surface of glass in cockpits.

    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father works in the Air Force, but I don't think they would permit someone to take home that for their computer screen.

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    #109

    Just Want To Thank My Daughter For Putting Cat Toys In My Pocket While I Was Making Her Breakfast And Not Noticing Until I Got To Work

    Just Want To Thank My Daughter For Putting Cat Toys In My Pocket While I Was Making Her Breakfast And Not Noticing Until I Got To Work

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll keep you entertained

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now what is the cat going to play with while everyone is gone for the day?

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she wanted the cat to follow you to work?

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, they’re cute company!

    #110

    Rotten Milk Bombs

    Rotten Milk Bombs

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    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the homecoming dance last year (pre-covid) someone ruined the dance by throwing a carton of expired rotten milk into the middle of the moshpit, it exploded and the smell was so bad, it got on girls dresses and shoes, and on suits, and to make it worse, the smell was making people throw up too, the smell was horrible

    The weird one!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had bad milk exploited in my bookbag

    #111

    This Basically Sums Up Traveling With Our Toddler. Merry Christmas

    This Basically Sums Up Traveling With Our Toddler. Merry Christmas

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    #112

    My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork

    My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork

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    #113

    Opened The Fridge To Find Out My 3-Year-Old Decided To Help Me Putting The Eggs In It

    Opened The Fridge To Find Out My 3-Year-Old Decided To Help Me Putting The Eggs In It

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    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did the one in the door on the packet not fall

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is- is there a pufferfish in there of is it just me

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the eggs white?

    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most commercial chickens lay white eggs.

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    #114

    When It's Monday And Your Kid Switches Your Hard Boiled Eggs With Your Raw Eggs

    When It's Monday And Your Kid Switches Your Hard Boiled Eggs With Your Raw Eggs

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh eggs don't stink... Boiled ones stink worse. Rotten ones are the kind you're thinking off.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand that's why you mark the boiled ones with a sharpie.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? First of all, there's an easy test (just spin it), second of all, I don't want sharpie ink on my egg. The shell is porous.

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    #115

    Had A Really Nice Walk With My 19-Month-Old Today

    Had A Really Nice Walk With My 19-Month-Old Today

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    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww she's sleeping that walk must have made her tired

    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read 19 yearold and thought "huh? well, fair:)"

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    #116

    "Sorry, You Lost By 1, Dad. My Battleship Was On Land"

    "Sorry, You Lost By 1, Dad. My Battleship Was On Land"

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a fun version of battleship. You bounce ping pong balks in to the ships. We have a connect 4 Luke that too.

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will do this. Thanks for the advice, kid!

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    #117

    I Tried Giving Our Daughter Her First Shoulder Ride

    I Tried Giving Our Daughter Her First Shoulder Ride

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    #118

    My Sensitive Daughter

    My Sensitive Daughter

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh no the warning label it touching her? How dare.

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what? Seeing that I can imagine that could tickle and annoy you quite a bit.

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it was uncomfortable for me too.

    Robyn
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    4 years ago

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    Get rid of this child she is likely to become a.. a k..kk..karen

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    #120

    My Son Busted His Lip And Our Bathroom Looked Like Someone Had Been Murdered

    My Son Busted His Lip And Our Bathroom Looked Like Someone Had Been Murdered

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully... I've picked my lip before. but how do you manage that?

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shower curtain doesn't make it look better.

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell... How does someone get this much blood from a busted lip. Please don't be rude in the replies, There is probably some disease/sickness I am unaware of that could cause this.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me the kid didn't die from... blood loss...

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, slowly walk away. Walk away...

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy crap, that is a lot of blood for a split lip..... hope he's okay

    Ginny Weasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a lot of blood for a busted lip

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    #121

    I've Just Been Told The Cats Did This

    I've Just Been Told The Cats Did This

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah; those are clearly paw prints.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very polydactyl kitties.

    LeilaOdinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some big kitties. Their paws are huge ;)

    #122

    Kid Took A Single Bite Out Of All The Apples

    Kid Took A Single Bite Out Of All The Apples

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw Snow White, and wanted to make sure mommy was safe

    Brooklyn Costley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was little, i would sit in my dad's closet, and eat apples. i was weird.

    #123

    My Daughter Was Left Alone With Some Makeup. Turns Out We My Wife Birthed An Oompa Loompa

    My Daughter Was Left Alone With Some Makeup. Turns Out We My Wife Birthed An Oompa Loompa

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oompa Loompa doopity doo. I've got something ask of you.....

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    #124

    You Leave To Clean Up One Mess Just To Come Back And Find An Even Bigger One

    You Leave To Clean Up One Mess Just To Come Back And Find An Even Bigger One

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg....just sweep it up and throw it all in recylcing

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun sorting all those puzzle pieces!

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    #125

    I Think That The Kid Did A Great Job

    I Think That The Kid Did A Great Job

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    DaVo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we don want creative kids. We want kids that blindly follow. [/sarcasm]

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    complete with semen drippings

    #126

    Yep, All That Couch Needed Was Some Chocolate Glaze

    Yep, All That Couch Needed Was Some Chocolate Glaze

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    Addelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs look so disappointed in her too.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs: "Sorry, we tried to stop her, but chocolate is toxic..."

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog on the right is like "I'm going to miss you, kid."

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the look on her face is soooooooo perfect...

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG get the dogs away from that couch! chocolate is pretty much poison to dogs!

    Batgirl Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just paint the couch brown now.

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's just chocolate?

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    #127

    This Time We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & It's 6 Degrees. I Know, We’re Awful

    This Time We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & It's 6 Degrees. I Know, We’re Awful

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    #128

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide the stickers and the toy cigars, too

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person going wonkers over a panty liner. It's clean... Dude... And why do all these comments just disappear when you click on "more".

    Dark_flame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it's unused it's fine

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. I knew a kid who made a pet mouse out of a tampon. The empty applicator was its "nest". It went everywhere with him.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at home. Why not leave it with him, if it's causing so much upset?

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking. It's not used, why not let him have fun with it?

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    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s soak up all the tears a right!

    Joseph Kuhlman
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    4 years ago

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    What is that?.... oh. Oh god. Oh god no. Oh god hell no.

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just a pad. There’s nothing to “ oh. Oh god. Oh god no. Oh god hell no.” about. :( I’m sad some people feel this way

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    #129

    Woof Woof

    Woof Woof

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was 1yo, we installed new carpet. I had just changed his diaper when he escaped and toddled into the newly carpeted living room. Just as I caught up to him, his little face got red and I had no time to do anything except stick out my hand and catch it. Good times.

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the time my daughter had a terrible stomach flu. We were staying with friends at the time who had just bought a new lounge suite. My 2yr old decided to show her dislike for the decor by projectile vomiting...I made a split-second decision and shoved my cupped hands below her mouth 🤢. Saved the couch, though!

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    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson did too. When my daughter pointed it out he said "no, that's a rock ". Then he blamed it on the dog. Watching my grandson do stuff to his mom that she did to me , is all the reward I need in life.

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    #132

    Just Play Along, You Silly

    Just Play Along, You Silly

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    #133

    What It's Like Having A Toddler

    What It's Like Having A Toddler

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    opinionated biatch
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    4 years ago

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    ummm, those nails 🤢

    OpalTheRainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She/he is just a child she’s not a Beauty pageant queen she’s bound to get them dirty she’s just a kid

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    #134

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

    Not Sure Who Is More Dumb, My Kids For Not Shutting The Door, Or Me For Not Making Sure It Got Shut

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    #135

    My Kids Have Disabled My Ipod For 45 Years

    My Kids Have Disabled My Ipod For 45 Years

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    #136

    Do You Cry Or Laugh? Or Both? I Will Be Removing All Writing Utensils From My Home After Seeing This Photo Today

    Do You Cry Or Laugh? Or Both? I Will Be Removing All Writing Utensils From My Home After Seeing This Photo Today

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And please hide the ceramic flesh burner while you're at it!

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly , it comes off the walls and most surfaces with rubbing alcohol

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope he didn't get ink on his p- never mind

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    #137

    Too Late For Birth Control

    Too Late For Birth Control

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    your local lesbian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i- there goes me ever wanting to have kids

    #138

    A Different Kind Of Stupid

    A Different Kind Of Stupid

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    Glory The Rainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuh... Iyyyaaammm diiiyyyyzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spin around and around looking down the whole time. Then look up.

    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they do tho XD (why was he doing these things at 3 am, we may never know)

    #139

    Accidentally Roasting Her Mother

    Accidentally Roasting Her Mother

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    #140

    My Sister Was Having Some Difficulties While Taking A Walk

    My Sister Was Having Some Difficulties While Taking A Walk

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    #141

    What Am I Doing Here Again

    What Am I Doing Here Again

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    Lydia Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I do this ALLLL the time (except im not 4 :P)

    #142

    My 2 Year Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It

    My 2 Year Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It

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    Maul!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could be a business idea! Chicken Nuggets on the go! for those hunger-pangs till supper!

    #143

    My Son Superglued This Outside Our Bathroom. What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do

    My Son Superglued This Outside Our Bathroom. What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice. not the worst thing a child could do. actually pretty productive if you ask me.

    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. What you do is leave it there.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means that peeps visiting your park can now use this building as a bathroom.

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    #144

    Atta Boy

    Atta Boy

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    Cdickson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made little dirt whiskers on his face🙂

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know how it got like that. Honest!

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    #145

    Homeschool Is Going Well

    Homeschool Is Going Well

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes to show you whats being said in the family home.....

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think there are many boomers with 5 year olds.

    Billybobjoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we got the little kids on our side to fight those boomers!

    Eva Schmutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea why my step cousin calls me a boomer we are the same age but he is older then me by a few months

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, he's learning all right...age shaming for starters. Probably has no idea what a boomer is but kids learn by example. Way to go, parents

    #146

    Jumping On The Kids With Controllers And Rage Issues Bandwagon. Found This In The Game Room A Month Or So Ago, Compliments Of My 5-Year-Old

    Jumping On The Kids With Controllers And Rage Issues Bandwagon. Found This In The Game Room A Month Or So Ago, Compliments Of My 5-Year-Old

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well. I feel bad, for the controllers and TV.

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was probably 8 or 9 when he was walking through the living room, taking his fork into the kitchen and tripped, which caused the fork to hit the TV and mess it up. At least that's what he told us at the time. Ten years later, he confesses that what ACTUALLY happened was that he was playing with an airsoft gun in the living room and shot the TV to see what would happen. The first time, it didn't do anything except a make a little rainbow ripple on the screen. He said, "I TOLD myself that I shouldn't do it again...but I couldn't help it!" and THAT'S what ruined the screen! It only took him ten years to fess up! LOL!

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow.....your kid has anger issues i've never heard of a 5 year old doing that

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also happened to my friend. They just got a TV and they had literally just put it up, and were watching a movie, and her little brother (age 1 or 2 and a half) Threw a truck at it. a toy truck the size of a harry potter book and weighing as much as my cat. New TV.

    #147

    My 8 Year Old Nephew

    My 8 Year Old Nephew

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    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 ball committed 8ballcide

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An eight year old child is really too old to do something this dumb

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    #148

    Over Two Months Of Laundry Has Generated Thirty-Two Unmatched Socks

    Over Two Months Of Laundry Has Generated Thirty-Two Unmatched Socks

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    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one trying to look at these to try to find at least on pair? I hope I am not alone.

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety pin them when they go in the laundry. the pins will keep pairs together through the cycle, then just unpin when clean. I haven't lost a sock in YEARS.

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    #149

    My 3-Year-Old Son Found My Wallet When I Was Cooking During Arts And Crafts Time

    My 3-Year-Old Son Found My Wallet When I Was Cooking During Arts And Crafts Time

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully a bank can still deal with that...

    Ryan Lane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasnt a credit card

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still legal tender if there's 51% of a bill.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can turn it in at the bank and get a new one. As long as you have 51% of a bill you can get a new one.

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's 3/5 of the bill, which must include the center portrait and at least 1 full serial number. Source: I train bank tellers for a living.

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    Maul!
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    4 years ago

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    keep it. give it to him as pocket-money when he is older lol

    #150

    Well, Just Finished Building A LEGO Set With My Oldest Son. His Younger Brother Then Grabs Part Of The Set, Runs Outside, And Drops It Down The Sewer Vent

    Well, Just Finished Building A LEGO Set With My Oldest Son. His Younger Brother Then Grabs Part Of The Set, Runs Outside, And Drops It Down The Sewer Vent

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother also did that to me, once. Don't know why younger siblings are like this. Maybe jealousy?

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be shy, drop the child down. He needs to see what it feels like. Go on.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were preschoolers, my brother got an Erector Set for his birthday. I was the bullied little sister so I took my revenge by stealing the packet of little nuts & bolts and hiding them in an old pair of shoes in the spare bedroom closet. Totally destroyed the set for him. Kids can be wicked.

    Princess Toadstool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn’t step on the lego..

    #151

    Mom Finally Found Her Ipod 5 After A Year. Turns Out My Brother Got A Hold Of It And Was Trying To Guess The Password This Entire Time

    Mom Finally Found Her Ipod 5 After A Year. Turns Out My Brother Got A Hold Of It And Was Trying To Guess The Password This Entire Time

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    #152

    Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Years

    Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Years

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look almost like they are Black-ish naturally and they turned red-hot from the heater

    turtledove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i thought they were oreos for a second

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    #153

    A Lot Of Masterpieces Can Be Made In 20 Minutes Unsupervised

    A Lot Of Masterpieces Can Be Made In 20 Minutes Unsupervised

    His mural wrapped all the way around and behind me. He was so proud, I just couldn't be mad. PS: blue chalk stains stucco.

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    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way that was 20 minutes...

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid could do that in UNDER 20 minutes---they're fast little buggers.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time for yet another game of beat dat ass

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would take longer than 20 minutes for one kid that age.....

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this outside? There is a grill. So maybe hose it off?

    #154

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge

    Best Place To Put The Switch To Charge

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    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Controller drift waiting to happen

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why put it on the table and not on the worktop/counter?

    #155

    My 3.5 Year Old Ran Inside To Go To The Bathroom, But Apparently Took A Detour For A Fistful Of Brownies

    My 3.5 Year Old Ran Inside To Go To The Bathroom, But Apparently Took A Detour For A Fistful Of Brownies

    There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a little better than the footprint in the other pan of brownies!

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    #156

    My Four-Year-Old Made Himself A Cheese Sandwich. Shaking My Head

    My Four-Year-Old Made Himself A Cheese Sandwich. Shaking My Head

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    #157

    “Let Me Do It!”

    “Let Me Do It!”

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    ZZAM
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    4 years ago

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    #158

    My 2.5 Year Old Son Decided Today Of All Days To Start Throwing Things In The Toilet! There Goes His College Fund

    My 2.5 Year Old Son Decided Today Of All Days To Start Throwing Things In The Toilet! There Goes His College Fund

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    #159

    We Are Working On Potty Training Our Son. I Left Him Alone For A Few Minutes In His Room And He Peed In The Humidifier Through The Tube

    We Are Working On Potty Training Our Son. I Left Him Alone For A Few Minutes In His Room And He Peed In The Humidifier Through The Tube

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    #160

    Gotta Love That Preteen Angst

    Gotta Love That Preteen Angst

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    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to add some primer to your paint

    #161

    My Son Said He Was Trying To Throw The Remote Onto The TV Stand

    My Son Said He Was Trying To Throw The Remote Onto The TV Stand

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    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. We are actually watching Soul right now. I hope your child understands his/her actions and help to buy a new t.v

    Kitty Luna Darrow
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    4 years ago

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    hey, if you can afford disney plus, you can't complain

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney Plus is $7 a month or $70 yearly. I have what looks to be the exact same TV... which was like $1,500-$2,500... You are telling me thats a fair comparison?

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    #162

    Am I The Only One Who Can't Figure Out How To Shower With A Toddler?

    Am I The Only One Who Can't Figure Out How To Shower With A Toddler?

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take them in the shower with you.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take them with you! Thats what i did for both my kids, they were SO happy to just splash and play with their bath toys in there. Or if you have a jumperoo pull it into the bathroom for them to play in

    yvette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is she in the shower with her phone? I don't mind the "don't help, just take a photo" type pictures usually but this is comical lmao.

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 Hello...It's me... 🎵🎶

    #163

    "You Can Relax, Dad. I'm Making Spaghetti For Dinner"

    "You Can Relax, Dad. I'm Making Spaghetti For Dinner"

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    #164

    Our Attempt At Painting With A Toddler Present

    Our Attempt At Painting With A Toddler Present

    This happened today.  Leaving the room for a few minutes with a gallon of paint on the table was a huge mistake. This is why we can't have anything nice (for now).

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a picture instead of helping immediately is a worse mistake. Yes, these five seconds make a difference. And the fault here is 100% with the parents. Period, no discusion about that.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! The child has obviously eaten some! Even if it is "non-toxic" it is not meant to be eaten.

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s in her diaper, and in her eyes nose and mouth! Wtf? Take a pic? How bout calm her down and clean her off? Terrible

    Shay Gosnell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they take a picture and not clean her off and make sure shes okay?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your little new parent hearts. You're learning.

    Your_local_introvert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they are new parents, they should have taken care of their child before taking a picture. She has obviously eaten some, and she has some in her eyes, nose, and diaper. She needs to be either taken to the ER because she ATE PAINT, or get rinsed off before the paint does anymore damage to her skin.

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    #165

    How My Son Left My Socket Set

    How My Son Left My Socket Set

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being critical, honest! but, are you really surprised?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was "storing" my socket set in his car when it randomly went up in flames on his way to work. I'm very glad he got out safely. I found out about the socket set a few weeks later when I couldn't find it.

    #166

    Who Could Have Done This?

    Who Could Have Done This?

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    #167

    I Am Superman

    I Am Superman

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that for several of these. I have four kids and no pictures of them in danger because my first thought is to get them out of danger, not take a daggum picture of it.

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    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rescue the child... don’t take a photo. But, if they’re planning on applying for Superhero School, this photo would be good on his application.

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    #168

    Poor Kid

    Poor Kid

    HereComesCunty Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a repost from the same post