Excellent news!

this is far from being a "funny parenting joke"

Nice kid who hopefully will go on to understand his gf/wife's workload and help out.

Hahahaha!! Love it!

The olden days of concentration camp strategy in raising kids.

I know this feeling all too well

You'd better believe it

100%! "Well, I didn't tell you this 30 years ago, but...."

There are no statute of limitations for some crimes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, it is.

Same

I'm 51, some teenage lad walked past me a while back and complimented my trainers. I still don't know if he was being sarcastic or if I'm way cooler than I think.

Good for you both.

I remember when I carried my baby brother for the last time. He was 25 and 95kg. My mom, my wife and his wife won't allow me to carry him anymore.

On the opposite side: I was home from college for a holiday break and my dad forgot I was in the house.

Baby was 17. In the 60s, that was still considered a minor. So, technically, Johnny could've been ARRESTED.

how about the empty tp rolls

Wtf is "work camp"???

Hero of the day

Lol!! What a good idea!!!!

Axe should actually be named HAMMER

I concur.

LOL

This is great advice

Lol lol lol

You have a good mother. :)

Forcing people to watch baseball is against the Geneva convention.

As long as you get to choose the movie...

❤️

My cousin and I came straight home after a concert when I was only 19 or 20, she was 21. Her mom asked why we were home so early and not at the bars and why I hadn’t found a fake ID by then 😂 Damn we were good kids. And this was after seeing Motörhead, Primus, Metallica, Cheap Trick, Eddie Money…ya know, all the crazy ones.

That right there is the 'Oh s**t' bar.

-100 GBP (for rent)

Yesterday my daughter told I have double chin, and the way my second chin hang is hilarious

Making sure she doesn't say she said hi is kinda cute tbh!

They all use Axe deodorant?

My sister and I learnt very quickly not to say we were bored in my parents earshot.

Dad in the making...

I read the first tomato "to-mah-to" so it was very confusing... had to go back and re-read it as "to-may-to" and then it all made sense :)

Oh but nothing in their eyes is better than nothing

Not to forget the public telephone booth.

awwwwww.

Worth a try! ;)

Happens every time and I never can do anything right by them

My daughter teaches college classes. She’s always saying this. If half the class shows up, she considers herself lucky.

"Hahahaha", said I, while staring at dried beet soup spots in my wall, in my TV and in (checks just in case) oh yeah, also the ceiling. And mine is only one year old! I'll paint the living room when he is old enough to help me.

I read the book before I saw the movie when I was about 10 years old. I’ve seen the movie at least 50 times. My husband bought me the book for my 50th birthday. I still haven’t reread it because I would like to go back into the ocean one day.

Flour and sugar both comes from plants so it is part of your six a day.

At least now we have an urban dictionary.

Careful, you could be charged with money laundering... i'll see myself out :)

My grandmother had 15 kids to put to bed!

One thing I find irritating about my dad is when there's something wrong with my clothes, he asks it as a question (e.g. "Is your shoe untied?") even when he knows it's true, so I just automatically assume the answer is no until proven otherwise.

This is me, and I’m in my 30s. (To be fair, it’s how my mum’s and my sense of humour works.)