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We had this at my old school sure we had perfect attendance certificates but every month kids who had done good deeds (would be documented by the teach) were given special badges. I had received it a few times. I was extremely happy!!!

One of the things about 90s culture that was just strange was the obsession with Cal Ripken's perfect attendance. Don't get me wrong: he was a great baseball player, and if he's anything other than a great guy, he sure hid his demons well. But as great as he was, he probably could have hit 50 points better and had ten more home runs per year if he took a day off when he needed to. This obsession with beating Lou Gehrig! Gehrig played the game every single day until he was so sick with ... well... Lou Gehrigs's disease, wherein your entire nervous system just falls apart one day until you're a brain trapped inside a 100% non-functioning body and then one day you can't even breathe anymore. And this guy called himself "the luckiest man on the face of the Earth," in gratitude of his wife, the fans and teammates which loved him. Whoever wrote "there's no crying in baseball" sure as hell has never been to Yankee Stadium on Lou Gehrig Day.

Teach children social, emotional, and communication skills so they can grow up and be WITH each other as healthy human beings.

My kids school has something like this. Word of the month awards like Compassion, Kindness, Polite, etc.

The school I taught at had the 'Belle Esprit' cup for Caring and Sharing. It was named after Peggy, the staff room tea lady and unofficial agony aunt.

And snow white with her friendly dwarves instead of a man that kissed her when he thought she was dead.

They were at a Ball at Midnight and he is the Prince you cannot tell me he wasn't drunk enough to not be able to recognize her the next day looking that different

And, when you think about, wouldn't glass slippers being incredibly dangerous and impractical?

A lot of people don't realize that the original character's name was "Ella". Cinders refer to the little burned pieces of wood that would fly out of the fireplace and burn Ella's clothing because she slept next to the fire with no blanket or pillow, and "Cinder Ella" was her stepsisters' name for her, used to shame her for living with them after the death of her father.

Dude she settled for that man to get out of living with her crazy step sisters and b!tch of a stepmom… the animals totally went with her though😊

I was a lunch lady in the early 2000's at an Elementary school. One little boys parents were going through a rough divorce everyday he would come to me & ask for a hug & wanted to stay in at lunch rather then go outside & play so I started a prize box & if the kids did something good they got a prize ( just a cheap trinket) he got a prize everyday just for drawing a picture . Then one day he said I wish you were my mom. Joey if you are out there I hope you are doing well, I think about you often.

We need more people like this in the world

Kindness matters and will be remembered 🥺🥰

This would have been such a godsend. As it was I had to beg at the back door for 2 saltines with the least about of peanut butter you could use. Hungry and humiliated.

The person who did this was a saint. But what angers me is kids shouldn't have to hope for an angel or a saint. Any school that would not have a contingency in place for kids, a contingency that does not shame them by putting them alone at a special table, or otherwise tries to "make an example" of them, should be ashamed.

I was 5 til at least age 8 lol for the ponderosa buffet xD

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😂🤣🤣🤣 The best!!

Seems legit

Who ya gonna call? DUSTBUSTERS!!!!!

I am convinced Mothers earn PhDs the moment they give birth. My mom had me believing that whenever I had a zit, a boy was in love with me. Grew up thinking I had so many secret admirers and don’t remember my acne!! 😂🤣🤣🥰

Smart mom, I like it. Tell them there are ghosts living in the dirty dishes and soap and water will scrub them away.

Expert level: 100. Respect.

That is one clever mom!

“I’d like to make a toast. But first I want you to pull up this footage!”

... at least, they don't make each other need stitches, huh...?

"While fighting' 😄

That would certainly get everyone's attention!

And conversely when mommy says don't make me get daddy, it's the parent version of a guard saying they're going to get the warden.

Your kid is named Karen???

Unless mommy says no, then it's one more shot with Dad!

Not if you're loser45.

That is the best answer ever.

I don't understand this. we have tax rates. We have a calculator at the end of the form and it gives us an estimate. They then check it and send you out an invoice or refund.

I know this is used to bash on taxes, but who gave the kid the M&M in the first place?

Not if you use places like h and r block.

I love mom Facebook groups, the drama is entertaining. You haven't truly lived until you get kicked out one.

Welcome to the FB mom group... Now continue to be shamed! Jerks. lol

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Second City TV... Joe Flahery! Ohhhh! Scary!

I have watched so much Sesame Street. Like literally