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#2

“We’re Good Parents I Swear”

Final score:

507points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

i love the "Oh c**p" mouth

134points

#3

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn't Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School

Final score:

446points

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picklerick 7 years ago

it's quite lovely tho.

70points

#4

Nine Hour Flight To Budapest. No Problem. We’re An Experienced Family Of Travellers

Final score:

429points

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Chyppa Homer 7 years ago

Maybe she`ll absorb it through the skin

113points

#5

I Was Spitting Sunflower Seeds Out The Window On The Way Home But I Guess They Found Their Way Back In The Car

Final score:

428points

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Catta Popescu 7 years ago

....you were spitting out sunflower seeds out the window. There's where you failed!

165points

#6

Calculations Were Incorrect

Final score:

422points

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Lorena 7 years ago

At least she made it into the foam

110points

#7

Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. Son Was Not Pleased

Final score:

417points

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lala la 7 years ago

I love the look on his face

176points

#8

Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

Final score:

378points

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picklerick 7 years ago

hells yeah kid!

67points

#9

My Little Brother's Parenting Experience In A Nutshell

Final score:

374points

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picklerick 7 years ago

we got a runner!

108points

#10

Oh My Gosh We Really Don’t Deserve My Mom. All She Wanted To Do Was Spell Out Love In Our Family Pictures. She Had No Idea

Final score:

349points

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Serjio Sandpiper 7 years ago

C**K? - good idea.

111points

#11

Instead Of Millennium Falcons Or Fire Trucks, My 8-Year-Old Son Builds Lego Bars With Drunk Patrons

Final score:

297points

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Patrick Bateman 7 years ago

Yes

42points

#12

Wait, Stop!

Final score:

297points

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picklerick 7 years ago

test drive?

65points

#13

I Took This Picture. The Baby Was Fine. I Still Get Hate Mail About It Occasionally, Even A Couple Of Years After The Fact

Final score:

292points

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Tracy Moorhead 7 years ago

OMG, I'm sure every parent/Auntie has done an....oops like that!!

74points

#14

Dad Will Fix This

Final score:

276points

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7 years ago

Don't lick the baby!

55points

#15

My Boss Brought His Son To Work Today

Final score:

268points

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Hans 7 years ago

And he is judging you. Better get back to your desk and get these papers done!

58points

#16

My Daughter's Nose Started Bleeding In The Car And This Was The Only Thing I Had Handy.. She Called It A "Cotton Stick" :)

Final score:

261points

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Dan H 7 years ago

at least the bleeding stopped

66points

#17

Parenting Is Tough. Especially For This Dad

Final score:

254points

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Hans 7 years ago

Baby takes good care of him, though.

115points

#18

Would This Be Considered Bad Parenting?

Final score:

245points

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Hans 7 years ago

Well, not exactly, but you might consider getting a cat.

126points

#19

Teacher Asks Kindy Children To Write What Their Mum Does Best. My Spawn Know Me Well

Final score:

228points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

that's sad

105points

#20

Wasted No Time In Committing The First Of Many Parenting Fails

Final score:

227points

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Brandii Walker 7 years ago

I laughed way too hard

41points

#21

I Bought A New Lamp For My Daughter. It Was A Mistake

Final score:

218points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

at least her eyes didn't glow in the dark

68points

#22

Kourtney Kardashian Slams Daughter With Car Door

Final score:

216points

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Uzi 7 years ago

Permanent brain damage. Now she will grow to be like her mother.

264points

#23

So My Daughter Found The Webcam, And Took A Pic... I Swear I'm A Good Parent

Final score:

208points

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Jenn 7 years ago

haha! shes my hero :)

41points

#24

Friend On Facebook Sent Their Kid To School On Picture Day With The Wrong Shirt

Final score:

201points

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Tracy Moorhead 7 years ago

I'm sure that reads BassMaster!

45points

#25

Dad Pisses Off His Little Boy With A Soccer Ball

Final score:

197points

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Hans 7 years ago

Me vs. the world

34points

#26

Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

Final score:

194points

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Kara Witham 7 years ago

That bed looks like it's made for a doll.

75points

#27

Parenting Fail

Final score:

194points

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Mhiller17 7 years ago

Dog up is like WAIT NO

81points

#28

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare. Who Needs A Shirt In Summer Anyway

Final score:

189points

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Tracy Moorhead 7 years ago

She's a cutie!!!

63points

#29

Working On Eva's Baby Book

Final score:

181points

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Hans 7 years ago

Evolution has gone too far!

66points

#30

He Wanted To Get On That Ride. I'm Really Hoping This Isn't His First Memory

Final score:

174points

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picklerick 7 years ago

s**t. that elephant looks menacing.

59points

#31

Oops

Final score:

165points

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Isabel Tamayo 7 years ago

Ooops forgot there's another child..

31points

#32

Dad Dressed Her For The Pool

Final score:

164points

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Jeff E 7 years ago

The point is not the helmet - the bathing suit is on backwards. *facepalm*

123points

#33

My Girlfriend Randomly Took A Couple Pictures Of Me At The Grocery Store. Only Later Did We Notice...

Final score:

163points

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Rebekah 7 years ago

What kind of force field is this?

53points

#34

Took My Daughter Out For A Nice Dinner.

Final score:

162points

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Ben Smith 7 years ago

Ahh chicken fingers. Dinner of champions

34points

#35

Perfect Timing

Final score:

160points

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picklerick 7 years ago

is he trying to play volleyball with the kid?

33points

#36

When Your Dad Puts Your Swimsuit On Backwards And It Becomes A Different Kind Of Swimsuit

Final score:

157points

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Laura Ford-Everett 7 years ago

done that

15points

#37

I Left My 7-Year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

Final score:

157points

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Hans 7 years ago

this WILL hurt

40points

#38

When You Rush Out Of The House To Try And Get Everything Done Before The Next Feed Is Due And Forget The Car Seat Connectors For The Pram And Only Have One Bassinet In The Boot... You Have To Improvise!

When You Rush Out Of The House To Try And Get Everything Done Before The Next Feed Is Due And Forget The Car Seat Connectors For The Pram And Only Have One Bassinet In The Boot... You Have To Improvise!

Final score:

126points

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Rebekah 7 years ago

You are keeping those little ones alive, AND made it to the store! Winning!

66points

#39

My Daughter Didn't Approve Of My Clown Makeup Job

Final score:

125points

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Char Char 7 years ago

nor do I.

72points

#40

Throwback To Holiday Parent Fail

Final score:

124points

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Hans 7 years ago

Ah...the beach. Sand. Sand everywhere. Fricking sand everywhere ever after!

42points

#41

I Let My Toddler Dress Herself. She's Wearing A Cupcake

Final score:

101points

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LunasTeam 7 years ago

Im so glad its chocolate.. please tell me its chocolate

57points

#42

When You Throw Without Warning

Final score:

98points

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago

TOO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

62points

#43

Oh Crap. Parenting Failure Of Astronomical Proportions

Final score:

97points

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picklerick 7 years ago

what??!............... no, it's fine. everything's fine.

39points

#44

Throwback To Holiday, Parent Fail

Final score:

94points

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Robyn Becker 7 years ago

His face is like "I accept my fate"

93points

#45

On Our Third Kid But Still Managed To Leave The House Without Shoes In 30 Degree Weather

Final score:

86points

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Oforka Glory 7 years ago

lol God i love laughing so hard.... to bad i'm in the office, had to curtail myslef...

22points

#46

Note To Self, Don't Let Baby Fall Asleep On You After You Spray Tan If You Do Not Want Said Baby To Have A Half "Tanned" Face The Next Morning.

Final score:

71points

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Hans 7 years ago

Do not use chemicals such as tan spray near babies! Many will even get rashes from detergent perfumes etc. People really require more education on how harmful many every day substances are. Interestingly, while things we care for ("dirt") typically are totally harmless to babies.

80points

#47

Oops

Final score:

69points

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Linda Gulley 7 years ago

When you start face first, you land face first.

23points

#48

A Belter Of A

Final score:

59points

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Jeff E 7 years ago

Your first mistake is listening to Kanye...

174points

#49

So We Thought We Would Have An Afternoon Of Art, I Set Up Her Easel And Paints And Went To The Kitchen Whilst Mini Picasso Went To Work.... A Few Minutes Later I Walked Outside To Find Someone Had Decided To Explore Visual Art With Herself As The Canvas! Thank Goddess For Washable Paints! ' ' ' ' ' '

So We Thought We Would Have An Afternoon Of Art, I Set Up Her Easel And Paints And Went To The Kitchen Whilst Mini Picasso Went To Work.... A Few Minutes Later I Walked Outside To Find Someone Had Decided To Explore Visual Art With Herself As The Canvas! Thank Goddess For Washable Paints! '
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Final score:

57points

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Aahzmandus Pervect 7 years ago

That's nothing out of the ordinary.

46points

#50

Potty Training Is Going So Great! I'm A Natural!

Final score:

41points

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Kjorn 7 years ago

did we didn't see that few month ago? isn't Anna Faris son?

24points