Perfect! Every kid/teen's worst nightmare!!

Anyone else thinking this kid was not only getting homemade meatloaff but also money for pizza and beer? Plot twist: Meatloaf is a cat.

This will work for sure

parents need sexy time too

Lol

Worth putting on some weight to save all those unicorns!

Take the advise from an experienced one !

Dark love

Great!

What's the box for?

There's no limit!

Clever

I had knee surgery and my MIL brought me a pot of fake flowers (I have a black thumb) that no one could tell were fake! When I got back to work, I was in charge of my own lab, which for obvious reasons no live plants. So I took that to work, so it would be a little less sterile. But then I was asked everyday, at least once, how they grow in the lab and go to smell them before realizing it was fake. That was 14 yrs ago, and they are looking pretty good. They need a good dusting, but otherwise you still wouldn't know.

Oh S**t! LMAO SICK!

Motherly love!!

No snacks no love

To die for!!

HAHAHA! This one is my fave!

Pity it's not that (Vin) Diesel !

is just me or do that cup have a sad face???

when you know your boys!!!

Best

Lol! I love that kind of humor!

These are the kinds of notes I leave my son lol

sorry dad

We're all atheists until we're in a jam

Actually, I do that all the time! I keep forgetting to check my phone for notes and reminders, but if I stick a post-it to the back of my phone it bugs me just enough to not be forgotten ;) Works brilliantly for tasks that have no specific time requirement.

Hi Mike! ^_~

Eeeeewww.... ????

It's....poetic! :P

In this particular order...?

People don't realize how flammable lint really is our laundry room in our apartment building went up in smoke two months ago

Hangover part III

Sooo very happy that I don't have kids!

The greatest thing I didn't do was become a parent. :)

this is why when i walked in the door and told mom i brought friends she asked, "two legs or four? with fur, feathers or hair?"

aww that was sweet!

I thought his parents meant a specific "them 3 girls" he had brought home before. Still, good rules. ;)

So sweet

How do you turn off soup?

you always hear people say to watch the language around the kids but becoming a parent makes it more necessary to curse than ever.

I'm the parent on the left.

imgurian/redditor

Lol

the some people that don't die, die in the next book

I love this so much because the wife understands the importance of sending the actual letter as well as the translation, and the husband still writes letters to his daughter. ( and even makes things for her. )

Toblerone? This kid is LOVED

i dont think its real if its all 5's

Who needs pants it's summer lol

ha!

no worries there No one is dumb enough to agree to that trade.well unless one of your mates is Bugs Bunny.

hardtacks? wtf?

What kind of kid is s******g on the carpet?!