funny how all the people bashing Walmart shoppers are Walmart shoppers.

Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...

I like it when I go in the store and someone is yelling "MARCO"

I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.

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I'm usually muttering about people not taking up the whole aisle. And my latest pet peeve is about the people who pull the carts, instead of pushing them. Sometimes their yapping or playing with their phone, sometimes not. But, they end up taking a cart in a half or two carts of space. Push the thing. That's what you do. Stop taking up so much space.