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Usually, going to a job interview is a nerve-wracking process. Sitting there, being evaluated, questioned. “What are your major weaknesses?” “How do you deal with pressure?” “Where do you see yourself in five years?” And you don’t even know if you got the job at the end of it! Below is a collection of overheard conversations and honest thoughts about jobs and the job-search.

Collected by the Instagram account Overheard Recruiting, these situations reveal all the sitcom-worthy struggles people hear about in the workplace. Maybe it will help you feel a bit better about your on-the-job experiences. Be sure to upvote your favorite pictures and share your own unhinged office stories in the comments. Now let's get into it!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are indeed offering a "competitive salary" why don't you put the numbers in the description?

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for a raise. I was well prepared to show what I brought to the company and how the company profited during the last year grom my work specifically in contrast to other employees and new hires. My boss countered that was still just doing my job as expected so why should he pay me more? I said, my general costs of sustaining the continued quality and amount of work had gone up and sadly I had to either ask for a higher rate or nove on to find a better offer to sustain me. And since new hires got higher wages anyways, he'd have more expenses because they wouldn't be able to deliver my output and he'd have extra costs for training and the hiring process so he should just give me a raise. He laughed and said it was a funny joke. 6 weeks later he realised it was indeed no joke when I quit. But I doubt he'll learn anything from it

    Phyzzi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, you should have gotten the raise for that second answer for sure.

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    Christof Irran
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the early 1990's I got a 5% increase during my annual review; I said that this was very generous, but I have to ask for an additional increase of $5,000 per year to get me to the mid- to upper range of what this job would pay out there. She said that this was a touch sell; it is not in the budget, but she will fight for it anyway. A week later I (and two of my closest co-workers) did indeed receive the $5,000 annual increase. I guess they knew what they had...

    RafCo (he/him)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you? I have certainly fought for better pay for my people. They should get what they deserve, and if they don't, they should go where they're appreciated. If that means I have need to help them move on, I'm happy to do so. Most managers are loyal to their teams, not a board of directors they've never met. I fight for my team, my manager fights for me, and so on, while Finance and HR fight for the company. Hopefully everybody benefits

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for a raise for the first time ever: I spent ages gathering evidence and preparing to present my case, but my boss did not look impressed. I found out shortly afterwards that the other three members of the team had also asked for raises the same week. 😬 We all got them, though!

    DeAnn A
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one job I asked for a raise and was told, "I pay you what you're worth"! From that point on I quickly started looking for another job. In about a month I received an offer from another company, down the street from my current one, for 2x the amount I was getting. I just called in one day and said I didn't work there anymore. Goodbye and good riddance.

    Monosyllabic girl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently did same after finding out that our new hires were making more than i as a manager was. Was told there "weren't any assessments for raises" for a few months yet. I put in my two week notice... Magically they came up with the ability to authorize a $4 per hour raise. I refused and left. A month later i was chatting with former boss about horror movies and he mentioned my spot had opened up again, the new hire rarely showed up, and offered 5$ more per hour. Like an idiot i took it and went back to a few other changes i had requested. The positive changes lasted about a week and now the job is worse than it was in first place. Sigh. Readying myself to leave again. Think I'll try office work again, customer service is intolerable right now

    Duncan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a job where I was doing one role, then got promoted and then after someone left I was doing my old role and new one. I asked 3 times for a raise to no avail. I started looking for a new job and got one paying 20% more. When I told my boss I was leaving, only then they said they could match it, I told them it is too late and you had your chance. They would have had a hard time filling the role(s).

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my boss for a raise and he just nodded and walked away

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    To paraphrase Forrest Gump, candidates are like a box of chocolate, you never know who you are going to get. Sure, a resume might tell you something, just like a box of chocolates contains, well, at least some chocolate. But it’s what's under the chocolate coating that counts if we are maintaining the metaphor. And some of these are prime examples of “you never know what you're going to get.” 

    It’s no secret that recruiters are more likely to favor a candidate who they have a rapport with. So, presumably, many candidates like to present a bit of their personality. Let’s face it, the average person isn’t a robot who just eats, sleeps, and breathes work. Unfortunately, some candidates take this a little too far.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am already a butterfly why would I go back to caterpillar? As if that was even possible

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    Forbes magazine breaks down some advice for interviewees. It’s important to ultimately present yourself as professional. So talking down your previous boss or manager is off the table, even if they 100% deserve it. If questioned about your hobbies, maybe don’t say you mostly drink beer and watch basketball. By no means lie, being genuine is still pretty important. But don’t fall into the trap of saying everything you feel right off the bat. 

    Unfortunately, this is a prime reason why a lot of us grit our teeth at the idea of sitting down for a work interview. Because there is nothing intrinsically wrong with enjoying a glass or wine or a beer in your free time. And who doesn’t like lounging around on the couch? 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they allowed to ask this as I have a huge gap now due to illness which I thought they couldn’t delve into?

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    There are actually a number of psychological impulses that cause us to overshare when we really shouldn't. Psychology Today talks about some positive and negative reasons people overshare. Sometimes we want the other person to feel comfortable. Awkward silences are painful, and after about four seconds, the average person will say anything to fill the space. Interestingly, some detectives use this psychological tidbit to get suspects to start talking. But even in a mundane setting, we desperately want to avoid silence. 


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    Sonja
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is reasonable for a well defined and reasonable time frame, like, would you like that new title and pay bump? Do this extra tasks for two weeks, then we'll evaluate, and if it works out you get it and if not you go back to your former position and tasks. That's reasonable. But if they're not willing to give you specifics, a firm time frame and clear expectations, and all in writing too, it's just a carrot you'll never get.

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    All in all, these experiences also point to the all-too-common issue of workplace stress. It often feels like being between a rock and a hard place, deadlines, responsibilities and difficult managers on one side and the challenges of job seeking on the other. Common sense would dictate that stressed workers are unproductive workers and there is research to back this idea up. Research conducted by Tina Bui, M.D., Et al. found that tension and stress directly reduced workers effectiveness. Now if we could only get this study in front of every manager…


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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be glad. Had you been hired, your expertise will mean nothing to them - you are a new hiree. As a consultant they'll listen to you.

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    But let’s not just think about managing stress as a way to be “more productive.” Stress is debilitating enough as is. Fortunately, there are a few things we can do. Researcher Kamaldeep Bhui, Et al. discovered what tends to help people deal with stress in general and in the workplace in particular. First and foremost, the support of friends and family is vital. Good coworkers are a close second. We are, after all, social animals.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear senior management, cc HR, Sometimes what's best for the company is having healthy, happy, well-paid employees who *want* to do what's best for the company.

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    Physical health is second. Now, not everyone needs a personal trainer and to get shredded in three months. Just a good balance of nutrition and simple exercise like yoga can help reduce tension. Keeping your mind engaged is important too. Hobbies and other activities were found to have a very positive effect on stress levels. So If you ever even start feeling guilty about a personal project, just know that science says you should do it. 

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    “You know what would really solve my stress? More pay,” you might be thinking. And you would be absolutely correct. Now try saying it out loud. Seriously. It might not get you the money, but similar to a lot of the confessions here, honesty actually has legitimate psychological benefits. Bonnie M.Le, et al. found that just saying what you think and feel helps with self-acceptance and lowers your risk of depression. So maybe don’t shout it out in the office, but definitely shout it out somewhere.


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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the pen and for filling out applications and hthe mints for interview.........then on leaving give your old company a gift, a turd in a box for all the times they treated you like s**t

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised by the stupidity of this, but I am super surprised that they actually heard back from the potential employer at all! And with (seemingly?) constructive feedback too? Seems like a myth lol

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sad world we live in when appropriate compensation is so unexpected and delightful that people have medical emergencies due to their physical reaction...

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    Karen Tyas
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’ve had better “On Fridays you can wear jeans for $5 that’s a vague donation we know you’ll never check up on!”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! An offer is the first step of a contract. If the offer is accepted, it should not be possible to rescind without penalty, because the contract is complete on acceptance. (Contracts don't have to be written).

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh! Don't tell the workers that, they'll start making DEMANDS! /s

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been experiencing this very same issue. I'm applying for jobs that I've been doing the last 30 years. I get called for interviews, some of them require up to 3 of them, only to be ghosted. Not even a "thanks anyway but we've decided to go another way" email or call . Just... nothing. So frustrating.

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