Father of the year! Love it!

Same

Shots fired! Thanks wise old man for your wisdom!

It is BURN 'o' clock! 🤣

She's going places ;)

this is so sweet

That's... pretty apt actually.

average bagel with lox and cream cheese in NYC, at least where I live is $6-7, bagel with just cream cheese in about $3. I mean lox is expensive, but where it is $18

Like that's a bad thing.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wicked smaaat!

What a wonderful random female passersby. 😊

Gimme the money or else! 🎸🎵🎵🎵🎸

Haaaahaha this made me laugh so hard. Brilliant !

"I know, right? I found this amazing dog food!"

Frasier and Niles as boys

This is funny😄

But think of the doctors! As you said, they need them even though they do not stop viruses....oh, nevermind. Just leave them to those who need protection from dust.

Ouch. *applies burn cream*

It's true

HAPPENS ALL THE F*CKING TIME!!!!

Shots fired at self

Well that's not wrong.

Legend has it, they still are at the bottom of this stairs...

There was once a subway driver here who was probably kicked out by an airline. Every time I sat in the subway, he not only announced the stops, he also explained what there was to see in these places. And in the most f*****g friendly tone in the world! IT IS 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING YOU INSANE !! ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL COME IN TO YOU! But that won't go very nicely ... 😈🤬😂

How about remove your backpack on the subway, like a civilized human being, and don't scream at strangers for mildly inconveniencing you, like another civilized human being?

lungn't

それは非常に面白いです! 😂😂😂

Ha!!!

Burn the guy! Burn his crocs! BURN THE KIDS!!! They already have this PLAGUE in them!!! 😈😈

Pizza slices?

How is she not emiting Co2?

"I am Iron Man..." Still hurts :'(

That's a cute reply !

More expensive than the shoes probably.

The unvaxed are muggles and antivaxers are dementors.

But they are. And they probably also admire the 24/7 mentality.

*to Biontech! ;)