From Judge Judy to Law And Order, few things compete with our endearing fascination with courtroom drama. It encompasses everything from tension to characters, from raw emotions to unmistakable bravado.
Luckily for all the legal drama fans, both on screen and in real life, there’s a whole destination to feast on titled “Overheard Courthouse.” As you suspect, it follows the trend of other similar accounts like “Overheard LA”, “Overheard London” or “Overheard Amazon” by sharing the too-good-not-to-share conversations that people have (let’s assume accidentally) eavesdropped on.
“Overheard Courthouse” welcomes submissions and transcripts from courtrooms across the world and shares the most entertaining ones for its 98.6k followers to see. Below are some of the best ones, so scroll down and upvote your favorite ones!
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A courtroom is certainly a tense environment. Think of all the pressure that accumulates in that room: from the judge carefully analyzing every statement and teams of lawyers ready to pounce on anything said that is even slightly inaccurate or worth objecting over, and court reporters frantically typing to ensure every word uttered is recorded exactly right. No wonder many entertaining conversations worthy of courtroom drama happen right here.
Bored Panda reached out to the creator behind the Overheard Courthouse Instagram account who wanted to stay anonymous. “I started @attorney.memes in 2018 and while I was growing that account, I decided to start an account similar to the likes of @overheardla and @overheardnewyork that would detail all the unusual things that are heard in courtrooms,” the creator told us.
At first, they started out posting transcripts of trials collected from various websites they found online. But as the account grew, “my followers began sending me transcripts from their own depositions/trials and unusual statements that they had personally heard so the account started to form its own identity,” the creator recounted.
Part of courtrooms being a perfect place for hilarious conversations to occur has to do with the fact that there is the clash between the etiquette that’s required in a courtroom vs. life outside the courtroom, the person who runs Overheard Courthouse argues.
“Many people outside of the justice system aren’t aware that there’s a certain demeanor expected while in the presence of the court that differs from today’s social norms which tend to be more informal. When you put someone who’s not familiar with the etiquette that is expected in a courtroom, it makes for some hilarious moments,” they explained and added: “That’s especially true for individuals who opt not to hire a licensed attorney and decide to represent themselves.”
The creator explained further: “These individuals are usually known in the U.S. justice system as being 'pro se' or 'pro per' depending on the jurisdiction. The submissions involving pro pers are some of the funniest ones because not only do you have someone who may not be familiar with courtroom etiquette, but they’re placing themselves in a position where they’re not trained or experienced to handle their case and all the complexities and nuances that may come with it, which leads to some hilarious moments,” they told Bored Panda.
The person behind Overheard Courthouse said that they try to be as inclusive as possible when it comes to determining which submissions to post. “Oftentimes I get so many that it’s hard to keep up, but I do my best to get to as many as I can. I also think it’s important to not necessarily share just the funny ones. I think it’s important to share the ones that may be disheartening, heartwarming, and even contain offensive language because they’re all a part of the justice system and it’s important to be aware of what transpires in a courtroom that the general public may not otherwise be aware of. I think these ones are the most memorable ones because although they may not be entertaining, they’re certainly eye-opening.”
“One of the funnier and more memorable ones,” the author said, “is an audio recording of a United States Supreme Court case where oral arguments were being made virtually due to the pandemic and a toilet can be heard being flushed in the background while one of the attorneys is making his oral argument.” They added: “The thought of a Supreme Court Justice flushing their toilet while an attorney is making his argument to the highest court of the United States is uniquely hilarious and memorable.”
According to the author of Overheard Courthouse, the large majority of the account’s followers work in the legal profession and likely have some degree of experience working in a courtroom such as court reporters and trial attorneys. “Most of my submissions are from court reporters and attorneys who understandably wish to remain anonymous. Most of the feedback I’ve received is positive because my followers can relate to the content.”
Moreover, the author said that they have received some feedback from several followers questioning whether the statements overheard are authentic and have expressed skepticism. “When I receive a submission, I’ll sometimes ask for additional context regarding the statements that were overheard and where they occurred. Ultimately, I’d like to believe most of the submissions are genuine because they’re coming from legal professionals who are expected to be ethical and maintain a degree of integrity,” they said.
Assault a police officer good boi in the execution of his duties!
When asked about the future plans of the account, the person behind Overheard Courthouse said that for now, they plan on keeping the account going as it is and post as many submissions as possible. “In the past, I’ve highlighted unusual events experienced by my followers during virtual court as a result of the pandemic. I may do similar highlights in the future where there’s a focus on a unique situation.”
“I just want to add that I'm very grateful to everyone who has made and continues to make submissions to the account. I’m simply administering the account and its success is made possible through a collective effort. By contrast, @attorney.memes is a lot more laborious since I produce the content myself. I’m able to run both accounts thanks to my followers who make submissions to @overheardcourthouse,” the creator concluded.
According to Joanne Willey, the founder of Cook & Wiley: Court Reporters for the Virginia Legal Community, no matter how much experience one may have in this type of setting, at the end of the day, we are all simply human.
“Slips of the tongue can and do occur in the courtroom just as they do everywhere else. Sometimes the end result is embarrassing, silly, or just plain confusing, but no matter what, it sure is entertaining! Most of the examples below come from books and websites dedicated to funny statements recorded in courtrooms,” she argues.
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties. - Don't Panic
In a grocery store parking lot here in Florida, there is a sign that says, HEAT KILLS, with a picture of a dog. Unfortunately, a lot of babies and animals die in cars here.
Hold on now with this one. Even banks and other financial institutions were prohibited from taking stimulus funds and applying them to pass due loans or charge offs. The law strictly prohibited garnishment of stimulus funds. Also, the funds were for this exact reason. F that heartless prosecutor.
Ikr? Most are tacky and the typical lawyer bashing types.
Load More Replies...This was a great thread. So many things I believe genuinely happened.
Judge: Your sentence is 40 years. Defendant: Oh no, that's too long, I can't do that. Judge: do as much as you can.
Defendant (representing himself) trying to claim he was the victim not the aggressor in an assault, hands the witness (my FIL, the actual victim) a photograph from when he was processed by the police after his arrest "What do you notice about this picture?". FIL, "I notice you're five foot ten".
Magistrate "How do you plead?" Defendant "Not guilty" Magistrate "We will set a date for trial..." Defendant (interrupting) "You mean I need to come back? F**k it! Guilty"
I was in traffic court for a speeding ticket. It was interesting listening to some of the cases. In one, the Judge said to the defendant "you were cited for driving without proof of insurance. If you brought your proof you had insurance on that date, the court will dismiss the ticket". Defendant hands the Judge a piece of paper. Judge "this is dated after your got your ticket. It's not for the car you were driving and doesn't have your name on it". Defendant "I didn't think you'd look closely at it". Yeah, he had to pay the ticket.
For years while married, my ex would say that when being sworn in to a court case, they have to offer you something other than the bible "like the Qur'an or a book of laws (something like that)". I believed it for years. I went to divorce court (my ex contested the divorce). We had to swear oaths. First, it happens QUICK. My own lawyer grabbed the bible, put it under my hand and I vaguely recall saying words. My ex: "I object". The judge asks on what grounds. "She's athiest." Judge waves it off with an "it's irrelevant" and that was that.
Here in South Africa they don't do that, they ask you if you want to "Affirm" or "swear". If you say "Affirm" they ask you to just affirm that you will tell the truth. It basically outs you as an atheist in front of the court. Which is ok because we're only like , ¾/ christian here not 95%...
Load More Replies...The funniest real moments in a court case happen during jury selection. It's a bummer TV legal shows tend to cut that part out. I was proofreading a transcript that happened in a small town. The judge asks if any of the potential jurors know each other. Almost everyone raises their hand. The judge works down the line. Prospective jurors 2 & 3 are married. Prospective juror 4 sold prospective juror 7 his house. And almost everyone knows prospective juror 9 because he runs the local pizza place. Oh, and the judge knew prospective juror 1 because they did spin class together. The pizza place had to be closed because the worker had jury duty, and there was a moment of consideration if making this man serve on the jury would create an undue hardship for the town.
There was also a moment in the transcript that was very difficult to understand what happened. There was a loud crash in the middle of jury selection. Apparently, Prospective juror 3 fell off his chair because the chair broke. The judge apologized profusely. The town is so small and the court house is so old that apparently every day at lunch, the judge herself usually went under all the jurors' chairs and tightened the bolts. She had skipped the task for a few days as the town had a big case, and she had been going out for lunch instead. Ah, the drama of small town court houses.
Load More Replies...In a corruption case in our country the now Chief Justice asked the defendant "So they put 2 million into your account..." defendant (a mister Ndzeku, I think), says, "yes" ... judge : "And you didn't.... notice??" defendant "no..." Judge's mouth drops open. https://www.news24.com/fin24/Economy/South-Africa/commission-witness-remembers-r25-million-payment-four-years-after-it-was-made-20200826
When I was on a grand jury, we would ask people: What's on your alleged mind?
I'm not changing my shirt just because some guy in a black robe says to.
well look at you ms. high and mighty. Go ahead and try it then. You would get a contempt of court charge. They have a way of making you do things. And before you say anything back, ill make fun of myself. Ive been to court more than i care to remember, and am a felon, and ive seen a judge make people take out their jewelry, change their clothes, and also, you cant wear shorts to divorce court...... even if they are knee length...
Load More Replies...Ikr? Most are tacky and the typical lawyer bashing types.
Load More Replies...This was a great thread. So many things I believe genuinely happened.
Judge: Your sentence is 40 years. Defendant: Oh no, that's too long, I can't do that. Judge: do as much as you can.
Defendant (representing himself) trying to claim he was the victim not the aggressor in an assault, hands the witness (my FIL, the actual victim) a photograph from when he was processed by the police after his arrest "What do you notice about this picture?". FIL, "I notice you're five foot ten".
Magistrate "How do you plead?" Defendant "Not guilty" Magistrate "We will set a date for trial..." Defendant (interrupting) "You mean I need to come back? F**k it! Guilty"
I was in traffic court for a speeding ticket. It was interesting listening to some of the cases. In one, the Judge said to the defendant "you were cited for driving without proof of insurance. If you brought your proof you had insurance on that date, the court will dismiss the ticket". Defendant hands the Judge a piece of paper. Judge "this is dated after your got your ticket. It's not for the car you were driving and doesn't have your name on it". Defendant "I didn't think you'd look closely at it". Yeah, he had to pay the ticket.
For years while married, my ex would say that when being sworn in to a court case, they have to offer you something other than the bible "like the Qur'an or a book of laws (something like that)". I believed it for years. I went to divorce court (my ex contested the divorce). We had to swear oaths. First, it happens QUICK. My own lawyer grabbed the bible, put it under my hand and I vaguely recall saying words. My ex: "I object". The judge asks on what grounds. "She's athiest." Judge waves it off with an "it's irrelevant" and that was that.
Here in South Africa they don't do that, they ask you if you want to "Affirm" or "swear". If you say "Affirm" they ask you to just affirm that you will tell the truth. It basically outs you as an atheist in front of the court. Which is ok because we're only like , ¾/ christian here not 95%...
Load More Replies...The funniest real moments in a court case happen during jury selection. It's a bummer TV legal shows tend to cut that part out. I was proofreading a transcript that happened in a small town. The judge asks if any of the potential jurors know each other. Almost everyone raises their hand. The judge works down the line. Prospective jurors 2 & 3 are married. Prospective juror 4 sold prospective juror 7 his house. And almost everyone knows prospective juror 9 because he runs the local pizza place. Oh, and the judge knew prospective juror 1 because they did spin class together. The pizza place had to be closed because the worker had jury duty, and there was a moment of consideration if making this man serve on the jury would create an undue hardship for the town.
There was also a moment in the transcript that was very difficult to understand what happened. There was a loud crash in the middle of jury selection. Apparently, Prospective juror 3 fell off his chair because the chair broke. The judge apologized profusely. The town is so small and the court house is so old that apparently every day at lunch, the judge herself usually went under all the jurors' chairs and tightened the bolts. She had skipped the task for a few days as the town had a big case, and she had been going out for lunch instead. Ah, the drama of small town court houses.
Load More Replies...In a corruption case in our country the now Chief Justice asked the defendant "So they put 2 million into your account..." defendant (a mister Ndzeku, I think), says, "yes" ... judge : "And you didn't.... notice??" defendant "no..." Judge's mouth drops open. https://www.news24.com/fin24/Economy/South-Africa/commission-witness-remembers-r25-million-payment-four-years-after-it-was-made-20200826
When I was on a grand jury, we would ask people: What's on your alleged mind?
I'm not changing my shirt just because some guy in a black robe says to.
well look at you ms. high and mighty. Go ahead and try it then. You would get a contempt of court charge. They have a way of making you do things. And before you say anything back, ill make fun of myself. Ive been to court more than i care to remember, and am a felon, and ive seen a judge make people take out their jewelry, change their clothes, and also, you cant wear shorts to divorce court...... even if they are knee length...
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