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When it comes to the big cities, thousands of private conversations are happening on the streets every single day. While many say that listening in on these dialogues is a nosy thing to do, sometimes you just can’t help it. Especially when you hear something bizarre and entirely out of context.

This Instagram account is dedicated to some of the most hilarious chit-chats taking place in the Windy City. More than 148K Chicagoans do not mess around, eavesdropping and unapologetically discussing the good, the bad and the ridiculous things happening around them.

Bored Panda has collected the best conversations from this account, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! And after you’re done, be sure to check out our previous posts on numerous Overheard spinoffs including some spicy whispers from LA, New York and San Francisco.

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KatHat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like this one much; I know it's a joke but equating bad behavior with looks is BAD and very Disney and keeps us all a bit more shallow. Though of course Stephen Miller is the exception that proves the rule.

bob bruce
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stephen Miller is bald because even hair is smart enough to avoid him.

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Anna
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a stupid thing to say. My husband in bald and he is the best person there is and he would never do anyone wrong.

SCamp
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, no one told me Jean Luc Picard was such an a**hole 🧐

Nicki
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uh oh... Explains a lot about Prince William (just kidding! 😁🤣)

Lovin' Life
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NGL; I did chuckle at this a bit, but before you downvote me, let me explain. I have seen this somewhere before and joked with my husband about it to get my way. His fault. He should not have spoiled me! But on a serious note, it is bad and causes shallowness.

Jaz Wood
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3 years ago

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What happens to women who do men bad or are all men essentially bad and all women incapable of doing wrong?

Rissie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other things. You realize it doesn't really happen, right?

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This Instagram account is dedicated to all things Chicago and is connecting people through their shared location and experiences. Whether we’re talking about dating, sports, weather or the pandemic behavior, the creators are trying to fully capture the unique and ridiculous humor of Chi-Town inhabitants. 

If you’ve ever walked around this large city talking about your private affairs, there’s a big chance someone got curious enough to stop and listen. But where does this urge of peeking into other people’s lives come from? Well, it seems that observing others is not only compelling and entertaining, but also primal.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thrilled I don’t know either of these people

    John Baker
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    3 years ago

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    What he did was shitty. What you did was criminal.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really if he gave them permisson from when they were in a relationship

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    Kristen Lee Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What.... Are you trying to say or prove??

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago

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    this person's a freaking role model

    Meif’wa Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, gotta love a criminal. (That was sarcasm

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    kathryn stretton
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    3 years ago

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    John Baker is correct, however the downvoters feel. Look to your own selves voters and stop being sheep trying to be woke.

    SilentBob731
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the use of both "sheep" and "woke" in a single sentence quite telling. Do you own a red hat by any chance?

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    John Locke, a professor of language science and author of Eavesdropping: An Intimate History, spoke to Quartz about how this habit of listening to others was first characterized, and how we can actually benefit from our nosiness. He gave a compelling argument defending this human behavior and started with mentioning that it evolved over time.

    “Monkeys generally are very watchful and not just by eye, but by ear,” the professor explained. “We can assume that the very earliest humans, or proto-humans, were like that as well. … We have regions in the brain, mechanisms in the brain that are designed to draw inferences from partial information that we see and hear and smell.” Being extremely aware of what’s going on helped humans stay vigilant and protect the things they possess.

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume other person means “I love you, too.” If they respond with, “I couldn’t make you do that. I’ll get an Uber and see you when I get there.”

    Мара Гончарова
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the first person still goes to the airport and picks the other up. Because that is true love!

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picking someone up from O'Hare IS true love

    Barbara Williamson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited friends there (Chicago, IL) and figured it they could get TO OHARE to pick me up they must have REALLY wanted me to visit!!

    Pilot Chick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t love anyone this much

    Alexei Arntzen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you love someone, you never let them take an unnecessary trip to O'Hare

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby - Beauty is only skin deep and You am ugly!

    Rissie
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    3 years ago

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    Oh no, there has to be something politically incorrect about this. Let's see, being nice to each other is not done, people should be self sufficient, getting your own ride home is showing what love is. Am I getting there? Is that the world we live in now? Graaand.

    J. Normal
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    3 years ago

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    Only someone from Chicago will get this.

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    Night Owl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind your profile pic. Y'll like this umbrella: https://twitter.com/i/status/1476597019745538059 FH3rYZ-XIA...395197.jpg FH3rYZ-XIAk8JJA-61ce195395197.jpg

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the odder things about nerd/geek culture, there's a degree of equality between kids and adults with common interests that I've never seen in another walk of life. It's actually a great experience for the kids, finding adult peers.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago

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    A 30 year old playing computer games - dump that "boy"!

    Jitka Šedová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree... It's just a hobby and as long as you don't get lost in the virtual worlds, it's fine. My husband plays computer games quite a lot. However, he has other hobbies and he is a great husband and a wonderful dad of two.

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    It’s interesting that when someone is talking quietly, it grabs people’s attention. However, when they are being loud, others start to feel annoyed and wish they could cover their ears. The reason behind it is that noisy social behavior violates one basic law of nature: “We don’t like donations. We don’t like it when people present us with information about themselves that we’re not seeking.”

    “[People] want to know what you’re truly like inside, not what others want them to think,” Locke said. “We love it when we get something that’s truly genuinely true about others and so we still prefer taking it, or if not taking it, extracting clues on our own.”

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My part of Los Angeles too. Just add "Was that a car's backfire?" It wasn't.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a game in most large American cities. And I'll take a moment to point out that THIS IS NOT NORMAL in most of the world and it's nicer not to have to live like that.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing, in Houston the news around July and December has to remind people not to shoot their guns in celebration.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know where I live in Canada small town I don't know what a gunshot sounds like - so folks I gonna stay out of cities!

    Hi, I'm Mars!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my city. My brother and I have made a game of "is that another gang shooting or a backfiring car".

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you just gonna stand there asking?

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    85 from Chi to Rockford and still get passed like you’re standing still.

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. 85 is "GET OUTTA THE SLOW LANE JACKHOLE" territory!

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    ToiRau
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    3 years ago

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    My last month paycheck was for 11000 dollars… All i did was simple online work from comfort at home for 3-4 hours/day that I got from this agency I discovered over the internet and they paid me for it 95 bucks every hour…. for more info visit any tab this site Thanks a lot http://www.cash46.com

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    There certainly are some psychological effects eavesdropping has on humans, because every single one of us has surrendered to our nosiness at one point or another. “It’s pretty clear that one of the things that stands as a threat to us, even in modern society, is the presence of a stranger. We simply don’t know what they’re like or what their intentions might be.”

    It’s hard to tell what a person truly is like just from their appearance. Still, our eyes, ears and nose help us in sniffing out if they're a friend, or a foe. It’s only natural that we would have some kind of instrument in our brain that would help us in determining if the stranger poses us any danger.

    “We’re quite good at reading those displays, or those sensitive cues, that people give off. There are mechanisms in the brain that are specialized for that purpose,” the professor explained.

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    Paulina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hear you, girl - signed every person over 30.

    Hi, I'm Mars!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a musician, I find it incredibly rude when people don't support the opening acts.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-musician I agree. Plus, some of the best bands I have seen were the opening acts, who then got big and I now can't afford to see!

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C’mon, you don’t even think about leaving the pre-party ‘til after 10pm because the opening act won’t even be halfway done. (Sigh, youth)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been in a night club and from what I hear - it ain't worth the risk or expense!

    Renita McAfee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not on cocaine, over 45, and still sleep maybe 4 hours a night. If you party enough in your 20s it kind of sticks.

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    According to Locke, there are no real negative consequences of eavesdropping. When we’re out in public, we need to know how to behave, so naturally, we turn to other people. We look around, see how they are dressed, how they talk, and observe their behavior in general, “and there’s nothing eavesdrop-y about that”.

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    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That also works with 121 and 114 (Texas state highways) just north of DFW airport

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... it works for a lot of roads in a lot of places.

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    RedFox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like Oklahoma, it's terrible. It was 80 on Chris!

    Cactus 1549
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with Texas. Last February, it was 20 something during that snow week, but the very next week it shot up to like 75.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last February, Denver we went from 78F to - 5F in 38 hours. It was 52F the next day.

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago

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    That’s a typical week in spring or fall. And 1/2 of winter now, thanks to the ‘myth’ of global warming (sorry ‘climate change’)

    Julie Harden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The myth of climate change! I know, right! It will be 56 degrees on New Year's Eve in Cleveland. Totally normal. Not that local weather is the same as global weather.

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    RoksieK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think sending money for bills and things is okay. But I know a couple who are married with 2 kids (been together 10 years) and they are super petty with money and make each other pay for gas (if they take each other's cars) or food for the babies. And I know for the fact that they are not okay.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they probably both fall asleep dreaming of their lawyer drawing up the perfect divorce papers.

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever works; if both are happy with this kind of system, honestly sounds ok, nobody gets hurt.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand that kind of nattering. Keep some money for yourself, but otherwise it's all us.

    roses are red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your partner is counting pennies and splitting costs it's becomes a transaction and burden. There are so many more important things to be sharing equally han money

    necuv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really enjoy Americans giving marriage advice when almost all that I met are divorced at least one. pfff

    Laura Silverstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to date a guy who would ask to be reimbursed when he paid for his and her plane ticket to come visit me. Used to date, as in past tense…

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you are married two equals one!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago

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    People who agree with this affirmation are not ok.

    Judi Michelle
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    3 years ago

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    If this upsets you, someone who is literally not affected by this occurrence whatsoever, you are in fact not ok. Why you in everyone's business?

    K Witmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the point of bp to give your opinion. You just gave yours. Why are you on here?

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    We are also very intrigued by how other people behave in private. We spend most of our lives alone with our thoughts, and it’s interesting to see how others act when they think no one is observing them. “The only way you can know that is by looking at other people who think that they’re alone,” John Locke mentioned. 

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    ToiRau
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    europaleta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I would! (born in the 80s)

    Tobias the Tiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even exist in the 80s, but I'm so used to thinking the 80s were only 20-30 years ago.

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I' probably kiss him I'm 76! (Thanks for asking)

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    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but... The hospital I used to work in has a Starbucks in the lobby. It is open 24/7 and is lifeline for staff and family. They do help people, people exhausted and under stress and maybe not at their best. Maybe the benefit of the doubt is possible here?

    Printerman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude was 100% trying to imply he was a healthcare professional. There is no doubt to benefit from.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And practically everywhere else with a population over 1,500.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares as long as he's paying - after all you made the choice to go out with him- check up on dates before no after!

    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks does serve northwestern, so he stretched it a bit.

    Hugo Raible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that matters why? Spotted the gold digger.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as the guy trying to take credit for being a "healthcare hero", without taking the risks or doing the brutally hard work that healthcare workers do. But I do give him credit for working in a high-risk environment and supporting healthcare workers and families during a pandemic, but not as much credit as I give, say, the hospital's housekeeping staff. Now there are people who do vital work, run serious risks, and get little pay and no thanks for their service to the community!

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    In a previous interview, Dr. Lauren Emberson, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia, told Bored Panda that we find such private interactions entertaining simply because we don’t know the whole story. 

    “These convos were very irritating at a time before texting when everyone was talking on their cell phones and it was very noisy with those conversations in public spaces like buses,” she explained. “Now most people text (myself included) so they might be more of a curiosity than anything else. My personal opinion is that they are funny because they are out of context and that engages your curiosity in a way.” 

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *New England has entered the chat*

    Jofeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE UK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was in a company softball game (in Michigan) which was an hour and 45mins. In that time, started out sunny, rained, got sunny, foggy, super windy, sunny again, then ended the game with some hail. Greatest ball game ever! LOL

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're having the same issue in the PNW. Bitterly cold right now though.

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    MargyB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, same thing just happened here in Hobart Tasmania

    Paulina
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in my city!!

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like googling "exercises to lose double chin", that the monitor informed you of having.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the name says it all - you are the TARGET!

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I look quite nice in that camera.

    One really important benefit of listening to others’ conversations—it’s simply hilarious. Who would want to keep such chit-chats secret when they result in so many genuine laughs? So dear Chicagoans, keep your ears open and make sure to submit the most bizarre things you overhear on those windy streets to Overheard in Chicago.

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a double entendre or what?

    SupernaturalPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self : never date someone from Chicago

    RedFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Oklahoma, you're lucky if you even get snow. We haven't had a white Christmas in a while (at least where I live in Oklahoma)

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your one night stand or the tornado.... "let me think...."

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where… in the car or at her place?

    Nicky Hands
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh...sooooo, what booze you got here?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great reason to not drinking too much...

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your date was a tornado warning - you knew he was a one night stand before?

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    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on a blind date w a handsome fella whose bachelor pad looked like he lived with his elderly mother. A date.

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he has a boyfriend. My husband has the house designed by pottery barn; the kitchen in william Sonoma.

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be that he *had* a girlfriend, she's gone but the pillows remain!

    Joanna Werman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's his parents home/apartment, not his

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know some people with advice - the only taste they have is in their mouths -which I might add should be kept shut!

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    BarBeeGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the person who has to do the cooking. I doubt they’re looking fly as hell

    Mike Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Anyone cooking so I don't have to would be looking pretty good to me!

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who looks fly as hell on Christmas? Everyone I know goes from pajamas to sweaters.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only think you look as fly as hell especially if you have been drinking!

    Dough Puddle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If walking around in my pajamas is fly as hell I'm in!

    Jess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, you forgot the yelling

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    kaycee14
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have Portillos near me, but I'd say the same about Chick-fil-A. Those kids managing the drive thru are a Well Oiled Machine.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the summer of 2020, a local Chick-fil-a franchisee volunteered his managers to take over testing stations for the State of Colorado. He then paid his staff(regular workers with the managers) to help run them until they were fast and their methods were learned. I had a neighbor drive an hour away to get to one of them because it took a total of 90 minutes (including the drive) vs almost 3 hours for the one near us.

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    I'm sorry but for this kind of test I want someone who's a trained professional to do this - my life depends on it!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of test are we talking about? I thought it was about covid?

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "height-shaming" a phrase yet? Plenty of really nice guys are short, and can't do anything about it.

    Saeyoul Akiyune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I don't understand why women want tall height (I'm a woman). Height isn't everything and it's something that really can't be controlled...

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we use a hockey stick to measure safe distance and if you aren't we then have the means to move you!

    Chris D
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    3 years ago

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    Hello Karen......

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jerome k jerome: hold my beer

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Jerome and George were roommates. And they also borrowed the boat.

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    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roommates so that you can have a boat. Makes perfect sense to me.

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in Florida, why not just live on your boat?

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn’t get out much

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Everywhere in the universe !

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a good sandwich will never disappoint you ;p

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, partners should be asked if they want to be Instagrammed, some people just want to keep their relationship to themselves and enjoy it without fake likes. Comparing a life partner to a sandwich is not a very fortunate comparison if you ask me.

    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that chicken wanted to end up plastered on instagram in a chicken sandwich?

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instagram reporting - should only be used for sandwiches not women!

    Paulina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I'd post a great sandwich over my husband any day ;)

    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it’s a damn fine sandwich.

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh, going to the big city.

    PaulV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chicago or Detroit?" ---"Chicago."

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    C. S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I can't believe The Underground is still open 🤦‍♂️

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it say about a guy who says, “ I don’t need the money“?

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottomless mimosas? Yes, please! That sounds lovely, though granted I'm not familiar with which neighborhood Hubbard and Clark is in... ...okay, just checked, it's right outside the loop. Seems decent enough.

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    April? There will be at least a dozen guys in shorts.

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    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so my dad says all the time of people who show up at dfw airport for a southwest flight, thinking if they show up anywhere they can get on the plane. It might actually work that way (it would not most likely) if the airline you are flying with actually serviced the airport you were at. (Southwest only flies to love field in Dallas)

    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also show up at love field for American Airlines (they don’t fly to love, only DFW)

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much the same for the rest of the world actually. Accept the screaming part. Cause you know... We are all dead inside...

    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicago people are dead inside too, it's just that a lot of them don't realize it yet.

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    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 out of every 3 people are bad at math and 45% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, union workers in the 1920’s didn’t have man-buns. The beards and handlebar mustaches might be on point tho

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also everywhere. Ever watch sitcoms? Dumpy husband and beautiful wife. Starting with The Honeymooners.

    Ellie Rosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just possible sitcoms aren’t real life

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I did a pilgrimage to every NFL stadium and Dallas was flabbergasting. I can't speak for Dallas or Texas as a whole, but their female fans often outshine the cheerleaders on the field and the guys look like they live under the bleacher. Every couple entering the stadium was a 8-10 woman with a 2-3 guy. There were very few average people (4-7) of either gender. A couple years later (after the new stadium was built), we went with some friends for Thanksgiving and it was the same thing.

    DoggyDork
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York City has entered the chat.

    Jenn Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently Chicago understands that looks aren't everything.

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    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when you’re put your email address out there.

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they didn’t dye the river it would end up that color anyway.

    J. Normal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes from a algae green to a brilliant neon green, it is very pretty.

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I remember St Patrick's day in the Midwest.

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    Sinkvenice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend and I had been dating for two months when this whole thing started. I have quite a few health problems, which he knew about from the beginning and because I lived about an hour away and in a house share (which he knew I absolutely hated), he asked if I wanted to move in with him so he can "keep an eye on me" and if I had an epileptic seizure or a kidney infection for example, I wouldn't be suffering on my own and he could look after me. Four months later he asked me to move in permanently, which was almost two years ago and we've never had an argument. It could've gone completely the other way and I'm so glad it didn't. He's the best.

    Das_Erbe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im really really happy for you ! Enjoy each other and always be kind!

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many would claim that O'Hare is hell and they were sent there for facetiming in public.

    Octavia Hansen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at renaissance festivals and my job perk is to be behind some guy and announce, "Put your clothes back on, your hour is up!" then walk away. Hey, you telephone in public, you're gonna send more than you realize . . .

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    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! OMG! Repeated billboards over and over and over. ENOUGH ALREADY!

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad posted by someone of any gender.

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUH???? That literally made no sense. You just had to pop in to announce you're homophobic? Got it. Jesus!

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    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved the sea of tie-dyes in the cheap seats the weekends when the Dead were in town ;)

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1980s.Eating one of everything there. Now, you'd die.

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    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what that stuff is, and now I am afraid to ask!

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