Seeing the train coming won't help you stop it

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

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Sadly all too true

I appreciate this sort of thinking in a cartoon.

My neighbor has one of those....

Welp too late now

You only get spoiled like that if your parents like you and are trying to buy you off.

Awfully chubby mountain lions. Must be good hunters.

So THAT'S why they always swim underwater...

Sorry, my eyelashes are frozen together.

I want to do that!

How about a like button?

lol suuure

... One of the people in the crowd REALLY needed to look like Bill Murray...

Me! I do, pick me! ✋

Aww, they only live one day yet they still managed to get invited out

As a Jewish person, this is hilarious.

like... a duracell bunny?

... with their fir coats!

This is giving me Queen Cimorene vibes from the book Dealing with Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede. Cimorene, then a princess, is bored (she likes fencing and other things that "aren't proper") and dissatisfied with her suitors so she runs away to live with a dragon. There's a whole series (The Enchanted Forest Chronicles). They're YA but I've read them as an adult because I still like YA books even though I'm in my 40s

Looks like it's swirling around a drain.

Worth it

Still in beta. Our future overlords are working out the kinks. For now, do you both like Pina Coladas?

The proverbial Canary in a Coal Mine.

Too true…

THE BLACK CAT SLEEPING ON THE CHAIR EEEEEEEE IT'S ADORABLE

The reason more aliens don't visit Earth is because our Yelp reviews are so terrible.

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The problem was that Kate was over 25...

Yes... Yes we were. We were really high. Maybe even drunk, too.

Or "boxers."

Rug cat.

Vikings of the Caribbean...

"Live music performed by Otis Day and the Legionaries"

Yes, honey, everything but you.

Cartoonists' Block

Not if you mean a vacation from your family!

Funny how the "originalists" choose to interpret The Founding Fathers in ways that are diametrically opposed to the Founders' intent.

Just... just stay away from the transformer