Boy later snickers at Mom.

Ahh, the ole “butt” if a joke…

Oh snap (guys it should be purple if the father was red 👀)

This made me gasp

that escalated quickly

Hahahahaha

Perkins has a perpetual lightbulb moment, which is misleading as he's actually quite dim. Sorry, I'll show myself out.

This is good

Lol

This needs to be a holiday card! It's adorable.

honestly, if that were the penalty box, i would love to stay there too..

living meteor on its way down

To see the eclipse, they probably had to lean their heads back, and their horns punctured their skin.

Is this related to orphan Annie which I only know the name of?

Grannie

Heh heh, that's punny.

Less-endearing-as-a-mother

HaHaHa

This one's so bad it's my FAVORITE

Her story is horrible. There's a reason Hollywood kids become so odd when they get older

Bwahaha 🤣

Please address all complaints to management.

Awkward doesn't say it enough.

My favorite. Robert Smith always had his high tops untied so that may be a problem.

Shed and shoulders 🐍

Hahaha buns

Well just one of us, but we never leave a light behind, so we don’t work without em’

Dad jokes lol

I get this one, but had to read the comments to get the one about the goats

This one is great!

They censored the book's name? Now I'll never know its name /s

Just a reminder that a down vote isn't a dislike. It literally can get people banned.

And in defense mode none the less

So wait…. Are we really big or are they really small? Or is it a little bit of both?

... and just a touch of cocktail sauce.

i...don't get it