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Sometimes all we need is a good laugh to make our problems feel less heavy. And that's where humor comes in, making us smile and forget about our troubles, even if just for a little while.

If you're looking to add some joy to your day, you've come to the right place because Mark Parisi is back on Bored Panda with his "Off The Mark" cartoons! These comics are filled with good-hearted humor and clever observations that will surely bring a smile to your face.

"I've wanted to cartoon since I could hold a crayon. I was inspired by Charles Schulz and MAD Magazine, but it wasn't until Gary Larson came along that I realized the type of comics I should be doing. Now I'm inspired by everything that happens in life, from pets to pop culture to pandemics," the artist shared in a previous interview with Bored Panda.

Scroll down for some giggles!

More info: Instagram | offthemark.com | Facebook | patreon.com

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LaShaunda Dixon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious to see what the cat's see in the empty box. 🤔📦🪤😂

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bouche couldn't care less about boxes, but Audi loves them.

LauraDragonWench
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My old man Ramses eats boxes - like a beaver gnawing on wood to trim its teeth - he doesn't sit (even when he'd fit) in them. Now the two young'uns are picking up his habit. So, still no sitting! 😹

Ruth Harper
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat doesn't do boxes unless they are stacked. She prefers to overlook her territory as an elevated queen.

Korean Boi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one gust of the wind ends it all....

Mark talked about how his comics began. He's been making "Off the Mark" comics since 1987. The artist started by putting them in small newspapers every week. "It's now nationwide in daily papers, as well as things like national greeting card lines," Mark said. You can find many 'Off the Mark' comic books on his website, and he also wrote a humorous middle-grade book series called Marty Pants, which is published by HarperCollins.

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    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something is wrong, my cat isn't there

    Kerri
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see, this is something cats don't have to go to class for. They are born with it as a natural instinct. They just know how to act without instruction because they wouldn't listen if they got it anyways

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats don't need the acting lessons. They can gaslight us like nobody's business.

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! My kitty acts so pitiful when i get back from work xD like he was SO lonely

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    Igor914624
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice there are no cats in this class? Cats know they deserve more food.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog doesn't do this, but my cat sure as heck does!

    Bruce Horton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the acting coach is a cat!

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat puts the FUR in furniture 😝

    Firestar_4_Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat when shes on the couch be like:

    .basil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry guys, it's just santa claus 😊

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    Mark has been creating cartoons for as long as he can recall. "I've explored other types of art but have always known I'm a cartoonist at heart. I live for combining words and drawings to tell a funny story."

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! My puppy is little, until bedtime, then she becomes a St Bernard-Great Dane mix!

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth for any human trying to sleep with any animal. (I'm looking at my little girl, Aurora, who can't weigh more than 5 lbs* but yet somehow takes up ALL the room!) *At least when she's not standing on me, demanding food - then she weighs about 1000 lbs, and all of it in her front paws. 😸

    Joe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't need to be big...ALL dogs are born with an innate ability to locate the spot on the mattress that, although it is small, takes up the most real estate. (smart pooch)

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Get Your Very Own Growing Doggo! Just Add Comfy Blanket! (Available in all different breeds and ages. Supplies will never run out.)”

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats our two cats. At the foot of the bed in a "puddle"...later in the night, my wife and I barely hanging on to the edge.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat sleeps on my bed, but she prefers to sleep on top of me. So it doesn't matter how scrunched I am, she'll want to be on top of my legs.

    HyperSocialCheeseFoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro who is this image the only one that hasn’t loaded

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’ll allow it again and again. Admit it.

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like a toddler, only not as aggressive. lol

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple does not belong on pizza. Neither does chopped duck, just to be clear

    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive never really understood the great debate about it. I dont care what other people eat, or dont eat.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza! I like pepperoni but sometimes it's a bit greasy.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you do, shut up imaginary world that’s inside the comic.

    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't choose to order this, but i'll eat it if it's there

    Crazy piggie parent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple, chicken, bacon and sweet peppers 🤤🤤 my absolute favourite pizza combination

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate pineapple on pizza. But it's your pizza, not mine, so it's none of my business!

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't like pineapples, period. I couldn't care less what they are on.

    Kadochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a local pizza chain that does a pineapple and ham Pizza but instead of tomato sauce they use a spicy Polynesian sauce which is pretty good.

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    The National Cartoonists Society gave "Off the Mark" an award for being the best newspaper comic in 2008, 2011, 2017, and 2020. In 2013, they chose it as the top comic for greeting cards. In 2022, Mark won another award for his greeting cards called the Louie Award.

    Mark's cards are sold by different companies like Recycled Paper Greetings, American Greetings, Oatmeal Studios, and NobleWorks.

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    Happy crow dragon (they/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in the minority here. I love assembling ikea furniture

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! and only made one mistake once in 20 years of IKEA. Never had shortage of screws etc either. I think people who complain never tried, of just dont read the manual first.

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    Marzipanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who can, execute. Those who can't, stand in the Returns line at Ikea.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it was assembled correctly.

    LaShaunda Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who put this together should have his head cut off 😂

    El Rey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The condemned : Just call your friends and toss me up to that blade.

    Jesper Nielsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny because I am at ikea right now... And I know I'll be like the executioner when I get home.

    ojjunior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Thanks for that after a bad day.

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    Mark Parisi actively shares his funny comics on Instagram, where he has over 103,000 followers. You can join his fan group by checking out his comedy.

    For more of Mark's work, check out our previous articles by clicking here, here and here.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's he dating, the woman or the cat?

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the idea that they're a package deal, lol.

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    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares who's dating who, she is framed either way.

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    Zoecat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this make me so sad 😭

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as no one posts flattening pics

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Earth should've ordered his drink neat!

    Michelle K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant way to make a point.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they had to use filters of course, like everyone else, to make the earth look better than it is.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you cat for making Issac Newton discover the law of gravity.

    That One Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cat was my great-great-great-great grandfather!

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely Sir Isaac Newton forgot to feed his cat and they're reminding him.

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken he did have a cat and according to some lore, he made the first cat flaps for her and her litter.

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    Ruby Serene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is actually accurate. A coworker of my friend gave a frappachino with a bunch of add ins and the friend loved it despite hating coffee. Has tried different flavors occasionally, but could still taste the coffee too strongly in them and never ordered them again. OFC my friend wasn't attempting to return it like the guy in the picture and either just drank it or threw it out, idk which. Will occasionally buy the very specific one that is acceptable on occasion still though.

    Dean DuPont
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just KNOW that has happened in real life.

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why order a coffee if you dont want coffee ?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft can-openers are weird that way. Me, I'll have a saucer of coffee black. Audi isn't interested in coffee, silly kitten.

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    Keira Pendragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite. Coffee for me is absolutely a dessert, but if I can't taste the coffee then What was the Point? I could have just gotten a milkshake! Gotta have those bitter notes to complement the sweet!

    Inclusion2020
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a Starbucks in the wealthy area of my town for 3 years. The entitlement and eternity length drink orders were insaneeee. We had house wives who would come through twice a day, drop $13 on a “drink” that had literally 20 pumps of syrup in it. And they would get pissy if a new person took their order because they wanted to feel like they were important.

    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like black coffee. The bitterness helps kill the aftertaste of food.

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Star, The Rolling Stones, 1972!

    Leslie Shiflet (Shakey)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only kind of coffee I've ever drank is black coffee. How can somebody drink cold coffee??

    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever tried cold brew? It's nothing like coffee that got cold.

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    Chek Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hindus and Buddhists have entered the chat

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    Madison Dale (Madi)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, puss in hoots recently developed folo!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it would be a drag to live nine times. As someone said once, “I hope there is no reincarnation. I would hate to have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder there are circles around racoon's eyes! Because they stay up all night that makes sense!

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I don't sleep I don't need make up...

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    thank yall meow =OwO=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its so they can take away eye contact but still funny!

    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now its just a rugged looking red panda mixed with a rat crossbred with a cat

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially because he wasn't in great condition to begin with.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its an ajar coffin funeral. They gave a berry rude jar-gon though.. /s

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    Marzipanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest In Preserves, you old tart!

    Russell Duffer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, they had to jam him into the jar.

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    Teresa Yeates
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they say, a weed is just a plant in the wrong place.

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dandelions! When I was little, my mom had this thing where she would hold the dandelion under my chin “to see if I like butter.” Just a little toddler “game” I don’t know if anyone else’s mom ever did it back in the day. And I used to love to pick the dandelions in our yard which my dad was happy about. Of course I love when they’re fuzzy to blow on them. Which spreads the seeds actually I guess. I would be happy to get a bouquet of dandelions!

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't weeds they're additions.😊 And the whole plant is edible. Pesto with dandelions ist great. (In german dandelion is called "Löwenzahn" = "Lions tooth")

    Filipa Menezes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Portuguese it's dente de leão, which also translates to lion's tooth

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    I know what Riley knows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My yard is full of um'. They make me smile.

    rustythorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want all "weeds" they keep the dust down help with noise pollution and clean the air. Okay maybe not goatheads

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You should listen less to what other people say.."

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, the cat will be the one sitting on it, not me.

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    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog that I watch sometimes is THIS to a T! I finally laid a towel down underneath the bowl :D

    Alvia Vseobecna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that works only before he turns a lap around the room..... :D

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    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that’s our cat. He’s a Maine Cöon and they are known for their affinity to water. He’s a real “potty paddler” and splashes his water bowl all over the place for reasons that we’ll never understand.

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO IM THE GOOD DOGGY EVENTHOUGH IM NOT A DOG

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    Penguin Panda Pop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is, of course, all of them.

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    Glen Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, I felt the dark in your comment, I'm sorry

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    Susan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for those of us who love a rainy day at home!

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cloud is my AP math teacher

    Jean Haley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love rainy weekends! They motivate me to clean my house.

    Marzipanda
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    2 years ago

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can do a lot more staring and judging when they're comfortably seated.

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night... You pass so much time here we wanted to be comfy !

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat likes to follow me to the bathroom

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathroom time is a GROUP activity unless its them then its solo

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We pretty much has seatings in our bathroom right in front of the toilet. Lol. It's two potties for when the kids potty trained/trains.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly accurate. But if you dare watch your cat on the litter box, it is horribly offensive.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ine doesnt need a seat. He just attempts to hope in my lap

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    FireSwirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if this was true lol

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your friends don’t say anything.

    Lylah Mcfadden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's the secret of how islands stay in place

    LAS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like walking around with your shirt unbuttoned....

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    Lylah Mcfadden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh? * stares for a minute* oooohhh i get it now

    Charlotte Sainsbury
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs pee up against trees so he’s brought the tree with his sample on it.

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    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that.

    Firestar_4_Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to cats, the beach is just a giant litter box.

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    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free back massages when others try to solve with their finger

    J3S1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With only one finger, it would be more like a back scratch than a massage!😂😂

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can somebody explain? Thank you!

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not into spirits but in this case I assume, that neat means without ice

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    pemdas927
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be next door to that firecracker doctor's office.

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I get it. Ice cube to the face when he drank and it went all over.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody had the Darth Vader theme song in your head while reading this? (Yes I know it is a storm trooper, but still)

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars fan here, it’s called the imperial march!!

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    Alif Zakaria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny because they always miss.

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could add 'Hit me with your best shot'.

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually have good aim it’s just that Luke had mad plot armor

    Wolfy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In "a new hope" Obie-wan says that he recognize the shooting of stormtroopers on the Jawa sandcrawler. So they must shoot well ! But off screen...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! At one minute https://youtu.be/MalYAZFlcGI?si=5lHh67FK734BF1MM

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    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm playing a tennis match today!! Infact, I'm on the way right now!!

    obeamer_1523
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right, this one made me chuckle.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to eat them! 🤣

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....and they're all neutered !

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any One for Tennis, Cream, 1968

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    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad my cat doesn't do this, he usually just eats them but doesn't bring them in

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat shows his love by hiding presents so I can be surprised when I put on my shoes 😃

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta fed the soft can openers/furless cats

    Firestar_4_Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    none of my cats are outside cats so i dont have to worry about seeing mice and birds on the floor.

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Lexi brought disgusting stuff into the house all the time, but for her kittens. Decapitated mice, dead swallows, rotten rats, and one time she dropped some pigeon feathers on my armchair!!!

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    LaShaunda Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he didn't catch him texting and driving 🙃

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apiarian harassment! What a buzzkill 😝

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw Laurie's happy expresso expression is so cute!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all you need to do to make it funnier is add a bit off motion blur!

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    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a toddler teacher and can confirm this is a toddler's default expression...

    LaShaunda Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laurie needs help. She needs to go to T.M.S meetings. (Too Much Sugar) don't worry I'll go with you. 😂

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she's bound to make you two start having babies! Are you up for that?

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    Freya Østlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like the cone is the projector?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s one in every crowd.

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    Friendly neighborhood possum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever named dogs was a lot more creative than whoever named anteaters.

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what he saw in that old bag.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it doesn't end up sucking.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually nature abhors a vacuum.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the vacuum doesn’t get the dog hair.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he horror! Unsee juice after seeing the scary fruit juice!

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    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is usually the opposite, but he's different anyways :D

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have both - "uhh~ new friend! Pet me!" and "Stranger-Danger! Better hide between the towels for at least 24h!" - tbf First one grew up save and the other got rescued (severly hurt by humans) as a kitten.

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    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just.....disappear!

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    Natascha Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not here in France! They've just stopped putting the a/c on in our local supermarket (35° outside today.) and it's unbearable! Yesterday I found flies inside the packaged fresh baked goods, and the "fresh" fruit wasn't looking too fresh (plus loads of flies!!) 🤢🤮 I used to love taking my time to browse while shopping, but now as a 50yr old female I'm in and out as quickly as possible, and leave looking like I just stepped out of the shower 🥵 . I'm guessing it's to save money, not the planet, but it's going to backfire badly if they continue.

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    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my school lol. Everyone starts wearing hoodies in August despite it being so hot outside because it is freezing in there

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    supermarket produce section in walmart is always freezing

    morebirdsandroses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I used to shop! People would take sweaters in when it was over 100 degrees.

    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG WHYYYYYYY, I wish this wasn't true ima just die

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All food is less perishable at lower temperatures. Plus, the shelf stockers don't get hot an lazy...

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    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend can play that song! (I think...)

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    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But strings are the best (I say as a violist)

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh-boe. Another one. Doesn't she want to be a bit plucky wlile she experiments? What woodwind you do in this situation?

    But Cheek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that i just started playing saxophone

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's saying no strings attached and she doesn't date strings...

    LaShaunda Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add the drums. Make it a threesome 😉😂

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    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the sun sees me, I hate it. Only reason it/we exist is because it's sucking itself to death. 😑

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    LaShaunda Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The sun sees you. Wait..does he see me too ?😬🥵

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ashamed to admit that this one took me a minute.

    Yardley Janvier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont worry Mike, I got it right away just because I have to deal with this on a daily basis : I have to loving and never satiated pups.

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bowl is complaining, that doggo thinks there is never enough food in it.

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    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the tissue too 😊

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, wait till the firecracker explodes. Oh well, at least the firecracker doesn't have to pay the bills....

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    Angelica Millan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he just HUMS, so would be a first if he actually sings (hence the lyrics)

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just confirms why I hum. I never guess the lyrics right.

    Angelica Millan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he just. HUMS, so would be a first if he actually sings (hence the lyrics)

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    Lytse Draak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cactus doesn't want the water or a refill of water because cacti need very little water.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they eating mulch, or "organic fertilizer"?

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