This one got a big LOL!

... your gut is full of what exactly? Exactly.

haha she's immune

I like this one.

I get my allergies in fall, so just when it is not longer unbearably hot out, I can't breathe

🤣🤣😂🤣

Modern romance?

Thats cute😊

Thank you Slartybartfast, that will be all

Its only the tombstone, the dead corpse lies somewhere else

...said nobody, ever.

Thst relationship just evolved.

last famous words of an influencer without influence

This puts the fun back in fundamentalism.

Ryan Air = Hold my beer.

“No thanks, don’t want to disappear down that rabbit hole “

That's just the tip of the ol' iceberg, doggo.

There's been a time in germany where the only way to be somewhat equally equipped with rights compared to men was to marry one of sufficient societal standing, and ... have him die, but not forcing him to (or, rather, not getting caught, if ... not that I'd approve, but still), and taking over his position as a widow. It got them to stop asking for "permission of your husband" if women would do such hideous things like working or having a bank account or such. Somehow, the male supremacy (we all know, but they seemed to know a different knowledge some decades ago) was then transferred to her. Simply being no different regarding qualification to do or handle any of these, of course, would have been too just and too easy.

"No. Those things are disgusting!"

MOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGGGGFFF

"If you jump on company time, I'll have to write you up."

For ten million bucks, I'd marry it

Ugh.... this sorta happened to me today. My 3yo asked me why I was invisible. I said "no, mum is not invisible, even though some people seem to think she is" and my kid replied with "why are you invisible to them?" Eehhmm..... kiddo, what am I supposed to say?

WHAT IN TARNATION???

Yes.

A rebuttal to "there are no stupid questions".

This stranger also has a steady job for a very long time, in fact he travels around the world and comes in contact with lots of people

Surely you can't be serious

He used to charge by the mile. Now it's by the minute.