are your sure he still your boss?

Bet he laugh his a*s off

Stripper: $250, Memories: Priceless

Don't expect a "Christmas Bonus" on your paycheck this year

so now he'd not trust anyone

Here was my ugly sweater last year! P1000764__...05b4f0.jpg

greedy

As a Charge RN in a major California hospital I received my first Christmas bonus...a check for $5.00. I returned the check to the unit manager and asked him to donate the funds to our unit...and he did. The Christmas party consisted of coffee, bottled water and penny candies in pretty bowls for the entire hospital!

That's not good

OMG! So great. I wish to know the rest of the story

Uhhh.. That's an office party win

Fair enough

Omg, this has no competition :D

i wanna hear it

If no one showed up, how did you know, no one was there? It is a secret to everybody.

I think she meant ex-coworker

My first day at my new teaching job my new principal asked me which grade i was in, genuinely thinking i was a new kid at the school. It's a primary school.

at least they think you are nice. lol

How... how did that happen?

Toes on rhe couch leg...the only pain known to mankind to surpass stepping on Legos.

Supreme Commander: You MF CO! scrub the dishes...

That is awesome!

Own it and make everyone else feel awkward for not wearing one.

But they both think he is a SOB. That's good...

you got his attention at least. it's not hard to impress an IT guy. don't forget your password on a Monday that'll do the trick... believe me i know , i'm a IT guy :-)

Probably the "employees of the month" photo now.

Only in the bloody USA.

How is it possible that nobody noticed it tasted like apple juice? either: A) the apple juice was REALLY BAD, so it "tasted fermented"; B) that was the first time EVER that every single person from that party decided to drink wine.

That's funny. Should have taken the tie off.

Not so drunk then! :D

That's a sexual harrasment complaint waiting to happen.

This made me laugh out loud😂 What's wrong with me?🙈

Happens to the best.

it's fun. Each year people Wonder who will get it

He did the right thing

First kiss with ex behind the school door not realising the other side of the door was the main corridor (new school)...

😲😖😷😫😨😵😱

Lol

Probably deserved for too short Tweets. (/cynism)

This is the best one so far.

That's why parties are to be held on Friday. (from the employer's perspective)

So, what font was it in?

Obviously, the performance was not convincing.

Lucky you

At least this decreased the bill for booze. Clever coompany.

Worse if you won!?!

karma !

Use it as a prop for someone being an character from American Dad, Rogers gold poop.

It took me a second, so in case anyone isn't getting it, the vest had a speaker in it, it didn't just say "Hohoho" ON it.