"Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman."

So owls are vultures in drag?

This is actually a very cool phonology diagram!

He went straight through the pole? Oh my... not even a splinter.

Oh dear.... ummm... seems like someone has a toddler and had a pet fish...

important information, i'd say

Also known as childhood.

What the hell!!!!

It's not very small if it's a rock that got in your eye

So.... brother+sister = dog? Right then!

"I confess! I burned the body and hid the skeleton in the police station!"

That's what she said.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! She looks so bored!!!

I'm uncomfortable.

Looks like when influencers use photoshop to enlarge their butt, but the background gets a little bit of surgery too.

This concept can really only be taught in a hands-on lab setting. Let's investigate with a large sample size. And several jams for variables.

Finally, knowledge we can use in real life.

I see Jesus! Oh wait--I think it's Elvis!

BIG brain 😂😱

I didn't know it looked like that... Well, you learn something new everyday... Really???

It's Toast either way in Germany. We have so many different breads here. This one we call Toast.

This is obviously Photoshopped.

Well, it's an informative explanation for anyone that doesn't know what toasting is...right?

Yea TOAST! Someone had to say it

Well, Mistress of the Obvious

Poor Mark.

So.... angry about being happy, disgustingly happy, inconsolably happy, afraid of his own happiness, surprised that he's happy, and happy that he feels nothing.

How to perform suicide when your nurse isn't looking.

The most intense salsa dance ever!

covid 19 right there

this makes me so uncomfortable...

Can I have a trampoline printed with Munch's The Scream?

But, she looks so happy! She's on her way to her own fruit viking costume!

The orange peel beetle is a fetishist.

When you do leg day too much and neglect your upper body.

WTF is going on here? What is this Beast?

I really want to know the context on this one. So many questions!

The little white baby becomes a small black child who grows into a dancing teen girl who matures into 1980's yuppie man. Women spring fully formed from the ether, merge with the 80's yuppie to form a small white baby. Got it.

Oh come on, it's bearly poisonous.

Let me explain the big chill is when all stars die and there is no more heat. The big crunch is when gravity collapses the universe into a black hole. Big rip is when the universe expands so much the fabric of spacetime unravels. Big snap is like big rip but the mini-dimesions unravel too and make a new universe. Death bubble are black holes that turn into strange matter holes that consume the whole universe.

"I need to talk to you about CrossFit, bro..."

The one in the right is Irish

Save this Bored Panda!!!

.. .and that your honour...... that's why i bit his finger

Illuminati confirmed but t has too many eyes.

You could literally say that about any mammal... and if you don't ignore the mouth and internal organs most mammals are doughnuts.

Nice 3rd leg you've got there!

But we have children :D