I wanna know about those 5 reasons.

YES!!!! Lol

love the last line :)

Wolverine is an important topic

We will have to bring them together to know...

Into a squeaky clean princess

SO TRUE!

I shall adopt this with my teens

LMAO!!

Sometimes we grown up face the same thing.. or may be its just me!

Dad jokes never grow old. They just evolve.

I laughed soooo hard! Oh my god!! So good

Now the song is stuck in my head.

but that IS how it's done!

Save this pic for when he grows older. Lol

I love this dude lol

daddy's princess

best kids in the world

Well, I find it perfectly reasonable. I dislike various food combinations too, even if i really like these things separately.

Scaring them more?

Yes. She can play with the kids now that she's home. You (the husband) can cook dinner, get the kids in the tub, finish laundry, clean the kitchen and put the kids to bed. This is what most women do plus they work every day

My mom still does this if she is holding any kind of critter, dog, child, guinea pig.

They go off anyway and just when you thought you'd disarmed it fully..

Or Australia, you’ll find out when you get the bill!

I tell my kids I will accept them no matter if they are gay or straight, but I will disown them if they root for the Dallas Cowboys.

Like punching someone in the Eurythmics

Lol!!!!! Love it!

Just stand and look important

"I'll sleep when I'm dead"

I love 'and maybe a snake'. The seemingly naive optimism! Clearly he's setting the poor kid up. Hee hee.

And "to glue" list is so long that sometimes you have to throw some of the 'to glue's

booo hisss.!

No need. If you worry about being a good parent, if you are ashamed of the little mistakes you made, chances are high you are a very good parent!

I still ask my (adult) kids why they watch other people play an on-line game that they could be playing themselves. Apparently, I haven't gotten wiser with age

4-year old children know their parents are probably fools.

i wonder if he used that diaper for his baby later

Always have extra wipes.

But Thor's hammer was destroyed

Online grocery shopping saved my sanity (nearly).

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Oh m g shorty

I was looking for a four leaf clover! :)

"Okay, we can stay for 30 more minutes". "Okay, time's up, let's go. Yeah, I know, but time flies when you're having fun..."

I think this would work for a lot of adults too! I'm going to try this :)

My daughter designs and builds the most elaborate structures in mindcraft. And her room looks like the place where she dumped all the dug-out debris...

O remember giving my daughter the disconnected control when she was a toddler. She would be hours with me and her face looked so happy......

or "Uh oh"

grocery shopping alone was my get-away, but there were many days when I saw the husband coming down the drive & was jumping into my car to go for a quiet & relaxing drive...

Lol. Like father like son.

"Oh, but maybe this new one will work..."

The mittens!! Oh dear, hahaha

So, I taught my 3 yo niece to say "Chill kar(means 'do', in a regional Indian language)" ...She goes ballistic on my sis, "Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma Mammaa Mammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa" , sis(talking on the phone, asks whoever to hold on): "Yes beta?" Neice: In a very very calm voice "Chill kar" .....I got such looks from her :P...it was super fun! #siblingthing

Won't work for me. My kids love nuts

ouch

Aren't?

I remember my granddaughter used to be like that until some idiot showed her where the pennies go and what they do...

Teaching the baby how to treat animals just might be a great idea, huh?

I cried outside their doors for nights on end until this phase passed. It's excruciating, but so worth it in the end.

yep...same here, true story!