50 Hilariously Bad Notes And Texts From Awful Neighbors

The most amusing point when someone is ranting about "dirty pigs" is the fact that these animals are very clean if they aren't kept in staples by humans...

She may not make it!!!!! The burns.... They are too severe!!

BRILLIANT!!

Oof

Pigs are clean animals, why does no one seem to know that. This person is my hero, I can’t imagine a better response.

I had neighbors about six years ago that had three dogs. They would just let the dogs out (off leash) and let them go wherever nature let them go, but it was in my front yard. Our kids used to play there, soccer, tag, sword, fights and you name it. my last straw was when my son came home with dog poop caked on his shoes. I used to work early morning I had to have a babysitter come to my house to watch my son at 4 AM so I could go to work at a bakery. So, on my lunch break one day I decided I’m going to gather all of the stuff I can in a bucket. (this is after I’ve asked them several times to pick it up, because our kids play there!! DUH). I waited until my next early morning shift, knowing that they slept in and it was summer, to dump the entire bucket, right outside of their car door on the drivers side. I came home for my lunch break and watched this man slip in dog poo. It was the most satisfying thing I have had in a long time. If you have an animal pick up after it.

My god. I'm on my phone and the pic is not that big and I swear the dog looked like a HUGE tick or some kinda crawly bug and I was so confused til I enlarged the pic 🤣

This is great! I want this to be my neighbor.

Love this

Kept telling my neighbor her dog was wreaking havoc in my gardens and to keep it secured. Always with the excuses, but never with the training. One day the mutt got in my yard, chased my cats, destroyed a flower bed, and I'd had it. I caught it, and took it to a shelter towns away. Screw you, lady.

This seems really fake

This is going to be one helpful and obliging neighbour.

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kind of sad

best threat ever

This sounds like something from a soap-opera etc, but very sad if it's for real! (And is getting someone mail for 4 days a big favour?)

Plot twist: the recipient of the note already knows.

This one is hilarious The font on this and fancy paper!

Versions of this joke have been doing the rounds for decades so it makes me wonder if real.

After extensive observation, we've decided that you have no clue that the neighbors set up a viewing station and sell popcorn and raisinets when you shower. So please, drop the soap more often.

he or she doesn't actually have frosted glass, this is just the neighbors' salty way of saying "hey, maybe don't parade around naked with the blinds open?"

I honestly don't think this one is bad

The headboard / wall issue is easily solved by inserting a pillow or a comforter between headboard and wall. Rest of bed may require more effort depending on construction.

Cheap new builds in the UK. Used to hear neighbours "at it". We used to make over dramatic loud fake s*x noises at the wall when it was bad. They moved out after a while. The other option if they have a cat, befriend the cat to the point cat prefers hanging with you. That also causes neighbours to move out.

Bravo note .

That's a very kind note.

This one made me actually lol.