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At work, most people are not looking to go above and beyond their job descriptions without any incentives. We accomplish the necessary tasks, and if there is a chance for increased pay or a promotion, we might be motivated to to go the extra mile. But to conserve energy and keep ourselves from being rattled with stress, we accept that we cannot all be "employee of the year". There is a big difference, however, between being a good employee and doing the absolute bare minimum whenever you can get away with it. In honor of the world's laziest workers, the “Not My Job” subreddit was born. 

With over 860k members, this community with the description “[Placeholder - Jim, put a good description]” shares the worst examples of people technically doing their jobs, but nothing more. We’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the subreddit down below, so you can find some humor in these horribly executed jobs, and hopefully feel better about what a great employee you are in comparison. Enjoy this list, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Then if you’re looking for another Bored Panda piece featuring “not my job” moments, check out this article next.

#1

Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!

Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!

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TmKhr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well excuse me, I'm going over to the next phone to have a stroke.

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There is something so satisfying about a job well done. Whether your motivation comes from within, a potential pay raise, or the desire for your family to be proud of you, working hard feels good. Having your accomplishments acknowledged and rewarded and knowing that you made someone else’s life easier can be great motivators to keep going the extra mile at work.

However, not everyone feels so enlightened from working hard. Whether it comes from pure laziness or exhaustion from slaving away with no rewards or incentives, sometimes workers just give up. This list will show you how “over it” some employees are, as they have given up on any efforts to hide how little they care. From letting products that are clearly not ready to be on shelves leave the warehouse to refusing to move anything out of the way when painting a wall, the “Not My Job” subreddit finds and roasts the employees who have a very narrow idea of what their job descriptions are. After all, they said they would do their jobs. They didn't necessarily say they would do them well.  

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The “Not My Job” subreddit features photos from a variety of different fields, but especially for those working in minimum wage jobs, I can understand the desire to put in less effort. The stakes are not super high. If they end up getting fired from one low-wage job, they can easily find another one. If they were getting paid $100k a year, they might be a bit more motivated to hold onto that position. 

But at the same time, I can’t help but wonder how many of these photos came to be. Did it not bother these people how poorly they finished these tasks? Did they even notice? Perhaps some of these were intentional acts out of spite or vengeance? The reason may even be as simple as employees hating their jobs, as, according to a 2016 Gallup poll, 71% of millennials say they are not engaged at work.  

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#5

A New Hobby? Alright

A New Hobby? Alright

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#6

Placed The Sticker Boss

Placed The Sticker Boss

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In reference to millennials in the workforce, Gallup’s researchers said, “They aren’t putting energy or passion into their jobs. They’re indifferent about work and simply show up just to put in the hours.” But we should not just jump to conclusions about why millennials aren’t engaged at work; it’s not necessarily laziness causing their apathy. Millennial therapist Tess Brigham wrote for CNBC, “As a Gen X’er, I’ve heard just about every millennial stereotype imaginable. But as a therapist who has been working with millennials (they make up 90% of my patients) for more than five years, I’ve actually found them to be a highly intelligent, idealistic, diverse and ambitious bunch.” When it comes to their careers, however, Brigham agreed that many of them are struggling. “Each and every one of my millennial patients has at one point said to me: ‘I hate my job’.”

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#7

Wrote The News Boss

Wrote The News Boss

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, I recently came across a "memory" on FB similar to this. The local paper ran a world soccer front page in 2004 where they had photos of people representing each country involved. Korea DPR had a photo of the Kim Jong puppet from Team America. A case of "I'll put this here for now and change before I send to the final checks"

Zack Podany
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A layout artist who DOESN'T permanently have Lorem Ipsum on the clipboard?!

Bonni Adah Stoker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha...when i was a teacher at a public school. off time at work we had to write reports. this is basically what i would write. basically the vice principal didn't think we teachers should have free periods. they were never read, just printed bounded and placed on the vice principal bookshelf.

Catsplay Harry Holmes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's a printer test of the issue (because when I was doing an internship at a newspaper, there were printer test pages where the articles were just laid out but said some b******t. something like: don't comment like that! or for an article for homeless pets in the home it said home for homeless doors.😂to give examples that I can remember and laugh at

Mary Peace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a song from the musical "My Fair Lady". Eliza had so much speech training, she sings, "Words, words, words, I'm so sick of words..."

kim morris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Words words words words words. Words words words. Words words words words? Words words words.

Daniel Engel
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously somebody knew "words" were supposed to be in those big blank spaces... Exactly which words? ... Irrelevant!!!

LynzCatastrophe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard at this!! 🤣🤣🤣

tom novy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how could you be so lazy (or maybe didnt understand when the boss said print the words)

Trinity
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, it reminds me of Cyborg and Beastboy's "waffle" language.

JJ Mai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me being the final editor before print and not getting enough money to write 10 articles in an hour lol

WordWeaver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Malicious compliance? Or someone who has just put in their resignation?

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#9

There, That Should Do It

There, That Should Do It

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#11

Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!

Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!

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Brigham stresses that once someone identifies what is in their control and what they can change about their position, they can take action to make their job less painful. She also recommends unhappy employees lower their expectations and raise their standards. High expectations often lead to disappointment, while high standards “create a framework for making decisions that are consistent with one’s values”. Having high standards for your own work gives you a reason to do your best, and having high standards for how you are treated by others ensures that you are not being taken advantage of or mistreated.  

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#13

Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive

Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some excellent malicious compliance there. Would have taken an hour to move the pipe, but the tiler got a whole afternoon's pay to do this instead. Brilliant.

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#14

The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room

The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room

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Abby da great
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t see the problem, it’s specific enough to tell you that it indeed is a wall clock

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#15

Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants

Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants

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If your job feels meaningless sometimes, just know that it does not have to be. It is completely normal to be doing a job just to earn money to pay your bills and enjoy your life. Your job does not have to also be your passion project. But there are valid reasons to find motivation in your work as well, even if you have to search hard to find it. Hatice Necla Keleş, a professor in the Department of Organizational Management at Bahçeşehir University in Istanbul, told Harvard Business Review that having a professional purpose and identity “gives your life meaning and motivation”. “Nothing gives you more energy than a clear purpose. [Without one], even just getting out of bed every morning becomes a challenge.”

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#18

Wheelchairs Having Some Fun

Wheelchairs Having Some Fun

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Karen Dillon, coauthor of the book How Will You Measure Your Life?, also gave Harvard Business Review some tips on how to find purpose in a seemingly meaningless job. First things first, she notes how important it is to offset negativity. “Just as micro-stresses eat away at you, micro-moments of pleasure can help you find your way back,” she says. “Look for ways to feel good and uplifted: Read about real-life heroes; take a nature walk; attend a religious service via Zoom; page through an art book; or scroll through photographs of faraway places.” Your job should not run your entire life. By finding outlets to destress outside of work, you can remind yourself that you don't have to love your job, but it should not have the power to suck the life out of you. You have plenty of other things to look forward to; get through the work day, so you can enjoy what's next.

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#20

They Will Never Know The Difference

They Will Never Know The Difference

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#21

Painted The Shelves, Boss

Painted The Shelves, Boss

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Paul C.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be a carpet fitter and my apprentice was just about to cut the carpet around two grotty old free standing bedside cabinets. i wandered in just in time to stop him.

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Another tip Dillon gives to those who just can’t seem to stop complaining about work is to cultivate humility. “People are going through hard things all over the world,” she says. “Have compassion.” When you think that you hate your job and just have no motivation left for it, remember that it’s not the end of the world. You can always find another job, or find more purpose in your current job, so don’t give up completely. Plus, there are probably some things that you like about it; if nothing else, you are getting paid! Professor Keleş also reminds readers that, “How you view your life shapes your life.” If you can find it in you to have a more positive mindset and stop viewing work as the bane of your existence, you might even start to enjoy it.

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#23

Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss

Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss

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When it comes to things that really do not fall into your job description, it might be appropriate to actually say, “That is not my job.” But you want to go about it the right way, without offending your supervisor or colleagues. As career expert Alison Green told Fast Company, “You want to explain why you’re declining.” She gave some examples including, “Right now I need to focus on X and Y so don’t think I can be of help.” And “I’m swamped and realistically don’t think I’ll have time to weigh in on this.” 

She notes that you can also try to point someone in the right direction, if you know whose job actually does include that task. “I’m not usually the person who handles that. You might check with Jane to see if she can point you in the right direction,” for example. “In general, it’s reasonable to speak up when something would detract from bigger priorities,” Alison says. “When your boss is the one doing the asking, that doesn’t mean totally declining to do it—but it does mean opening a conversation about tradeoffs and what path makes the most sense.”

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#26

Made The New York Tribute Poster For Our Restaurant, Boss

Made The New York Tribute Poster For Our Restaurant, Boss

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We hope you're enjoying this list and gaining a little motivation to do a great job at work today, so your craftsmanship does not end up on the "Not My Job" subreddit any time soon. Remember to upvote the pics that you found funniest, and let us know in the comments what the most "not my job" moment you have ever seen was. Whether you have lost all motivation at work before or you've witnessed it happen to someone else, at least that downfall probably provided some entertainment for others.

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#30

Installed The Radiator Boss

Installed The Radiator Boss

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#31

Yeah It’s A Bit Off

Yeah It’s A Bit Off

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JUINNO TAN Moe
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just a nice morning day, walking out of my door and aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh *crack* (top comment!)

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#33

Made The Menu Boss

Made The Menu Boss

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Abby da great
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I’ll have just the chips, please” “With or without chips?” “?”

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#35

Putting A Table Together And These Are The Only Instructions That Came With It

Putting A Table Together And These Are The Only Instructions That Came With It

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Abby da great
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…maybe you bought pieces of a clay model and you didn’t know it?

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#36

Amazon Rejects You Before You Even Apply

Amazon Rejects You Before You Even Apply

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#37

Finished Painting The Road, Boss

Finished Painting The Road, Boss

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Firstname Lastname
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is, when the bags get moved, we can all pretend it is an awkward butt print.

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#39

Saw This At The Arcade, Quite Innovative Tbh

Saw This At The Arcade, Quite Innovative Tbh

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#44

Wrote The Sign Boss

Wrote The Sign Boss

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#45

Bathroom Stall Door Installed

Bathroom Stall Door Installed

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Sergy Yeltsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is normal for the US, isn't it? You can normally drive a truck through the gaps in toilet stalls.

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#47

Great Way To Advertise A Movie

Great Way To Advertise A Movie

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#48

I Secured The Area Around The Giant Sinkhole Boss!

I Secured The Area Around The Giant Sinkhole Boss!

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#50

As One Of Our Job Titles

As One Of Our Job Titles

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#52

They Paid For The Box They Get The Box

They Paid For The Box They Get The Box

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Raven Sheridan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the event of an emergency, every man, woman and child for themselves.

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#53

I Could Just Go For A Nice Can Of Isded Right Now

I Could Just Go For A Nice Can Of Isded Right Now

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#54

Uploaded The Logo, Boss

Uploaded The Logo, Boss

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TmKhr
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Well we ain't getting new shopping baskets, we're renaming the store!"

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#55

Installed The Gym Signs Boss

Installed The Gym Signs Boss

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gila the night/sand
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From now, three months, you WILL hit yourself at the third floor. THANK US.

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#57

The Label Maker At Heb

The Label Maker At Heb

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#58

Boss Ordered. Not My Job To Argue With Boss

Boss Ordered. Not My Job To Argue With Boss

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#62

Hoyl Bible

Hoyl Bible

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LottieH
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this.....just needs an E 😀 Edit: My last name is Hoyle

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#65

The Painters At A Client's House

The Painters At A Client's House

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#69

Shouldn’t They Have Cut The Top Of The Door So The Knob Wasn’t So Low

Shouldn’t They Have Cut The Top Of The Door So The Knob Wasn’t So Low

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#70

Did The City Planning, Boss

Did The City Planning, Boss

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#71

I Wrote The Description Boss

I Wrote The Description Boss

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Ricardo Ferreira
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There will be politics. Sand. Giant worms. Sand. Cool fights with daggers. Sand. Witches. Did I already said sand?"

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#73

I Believe I'm A Good Fit For The Position

I Believe I'm A Good Fit For The Position

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Baseball is Life
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally, something that doesn't require at least 2 years of experience!

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#74

Painted The Bike Path Boss

Painted The Bike Path Boss

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#79

Aint My Job To Translate It

Aint My Job To Translate It

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MarioRossi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The weird thing is that they didn't simply press their keyboard randomly - it's a substitution cypher! "e" consistently becomes "g", "s" becomes "e"...

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#80

Uhhh I Don’t Think So

Uhhh I Don’t Think So

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#82

Planted The Trees, Boss!

Planted The Trees, Boss!

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Vasana Phong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sure the tree was there first, they obviously didn’t work around it

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#83

I Didn't Feel Like Getting Out Of The Truck

I Didn't Feel Like Getting Out Of The Truck

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Zara VP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot stand lazy people that do not return the carts to the cart corral.

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#84

Installed The Hand Sanitizer, Boss

Installed The Hand Sanitizer, Boss

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#85

My Friends Dad Was Cutting A New Window In. Look At These Layers Of Siding!

My Friends Dad Was Cutting A New Window In. Look At These Layers Of Siding!

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#87

To Purchase Tobacco Products, You Must Be At Least 2 (Two) Years Old.

To Purchase Tobacco Products, You Must Be At Least 2 (Two) Years Old.

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#88

It's Supposed To Say No Entry For Unvaccinated

It's Supposed To Say No Entry For Unvaccinated

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#89

Free Covid In Houston!

Free Covid In Houston!

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#91

I Mean The Road Is 50% Safer Now

I Mean The Road Is 50% Safer Now

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#92

I’m Just A Graphics Designer Intern, Definitely Not My Job

I’m Just A Graphics Designer Intern, Definitely Not My Job

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#94

Responded To That Complaint, Boss. 9. Years. Later

Responded To That Complaint, Boss. 9. Years. Later

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#95

Don’t Know Why We Aren’t Getting Any Applications

Don’t Know Why We Aren’t Getting Any Applications

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#96

This Instruction Is Very Convenius

This Instruction Is Very Convenius

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like they held a "Make the biggest possible number of mistakes in the a short paragraph."

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#97

The Restroom Graffiti At Work Never Gets Old

The Restroom Graffiti At Work Never Gets Old

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#98

Wheelchair Accessible

Wheelchair Accessible

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Lazy_Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you need to have the flying version of the chair, and then it works great!

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#99

Put Up The Olympic Rank, Boss

Put Up The Olympic Rank, Boss

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#102

Didn’t Check The Thumbnail, Boss

Didn’t Check The Thumbnail, Boss

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#103

Manager Said To Be Quicker About Getting All The Deliveries Out

Manager Said To Be Quicker About Getting All The Deliveries Out

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#105

It’s Not My Job To Move The Pylons

It’s Not My Job To Move The Pylons

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#106

“How Many Mm In A Cm?” “Whatever”

“How Many Mm In A Cm?” “Whatever”

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Russ Kincade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you were using this ruler and didn't notice, it could really mess with your mind. "Something just doesn't add up!"

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#107

What Time Is It?

What Time Is It?

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M O'Connell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this one belongs here. You cannot simply "change the time" on such a clock. It's driven by a centrally located clock controller so all the clocks in the facility are synchronized. A technician would need to come out and troubleshoot the issue.

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#108

Installed The Urinal Partition Boss

Installed The Urinal Partition Boss

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#109

Ignore My Reflection

Ignore My Reflection

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Diolla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe next time crop the photo in half? Now all I can look at is the reflection :-D

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