When the math is mathing

That removes a lot of confusion.

100+ for the 'zoi!

Gladly

"I like your glasses" "They're not for sale" "Hahaha" "You can laugh all you want, they're not for sale" - Moss and the lady flirting with him.

Straight to the point. I like it.

Aparicio Méndez in case you were curious. Looks like he may have been a dictator, idk I'm not from Uruguay

actually sounds like it's worked very effectively

Oh, those blissful 3 years.

Priorities

That t-shirt made me laugh.

ARGH, THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!!

Humans aren't 90 percent water, they're 60 percent water... So closer to bananas with anxiety:)

Sanitation fairy!

Happy sailing, mate.

With a little self discipline you can get that down to $130

"fragile masculinity" LMAOO

I feel you.

Maybe it’s Maybelline. I guess we’ll never know.

I don't need 1 million dollars! Especially not for sale at $2!

There's a small lodge at the main park where I grew up. Organizations rent it for meetings. It's called the cottage. As a kid, I loved cottage cheese, and was thrilled to know where it was made. I looked all over the cottage and the park it lived in for years, trying to find the secret part where they made cottage cheese.

Why did my brain think this was some kind of genuine quote at first

My BFF said this to me about a guy she and her husband were friends with. She thought we'd make a perfect couple, even though we were in different states. I never took the bait, thankfully. He landed up going to an exes house, where she lived with her new boyfriend and her kids. He broke into the house in the middle of the night, with a gun, pistol whipped the new bf, kidnapped his ex, who was wearing only a tee shirt and panties, held her at gunpoint while driving through different counties. Pistol whipped her as well, threatening to take her life. She ended up escaping, while he was trying to shoot her, running to a house and frantically asking for help. He's now serving life in prison without the possibility of parole. So when someone says this to me, I kindly decline. Update: I found an article tying in both cases, one in Wisconsin and the other in Texas. I was wrong about him shooting at the ex in Texas, but still... Here's the article: https://waupacanow.com/2017/12/27/kidnap-victim-finds-justice/

Damned Curiosity... Here's the book blurb: "Lizbreath Salamander is young and beautiful. Her scales have an iridescent sheen, her wings arch proudly, her breath has a tang of sulfur. And on her back a tattoo of a mythical creature: a girl. But when Lizbreath is drawn into a dark conspiracy she will have to rely on more than her beauty and her vicious claws the size of sabres . . . A dragon has disappeared, one of a secretive clan. As Lizbreath delves deeper into their history she realises that these dragons will do anything to defend their secrets. Welcome to the world of The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. A world of gloomy Nordic dragons leading lives uncannily like our own (despite their size, despite the need for extensive fireproofing of home furnishings), a world of money hoarded, a world of darkness and corruption. A world where people are the fantasy."

Boredpanda HQ!!

Me, myself, and I

I would so love to have this shirt

Canadian? Or would that be 'mum'?

Fair enough.

I have a sticker that says “hang on, let me overthink this” (I only had enough money to get 3 stickers and there were 4 I wanted, an overthinker/indecisive person’s nightmare!!)

Why did I get sorted into three?

Sigh. Being obsessively neat or organized is NOT OCD, having a lot of energy is NOT having ADHD, being sad is NOT suffering from depression, and Anxiety is NOT being a bit worried. ADHD tends to be comorbid with both Anxiety and Depression, and true OCD affects only 1.2% of the population (2%-3% at most), so your friend who likes their underwear to match their socks is most likely not OCD. More than all that, mental conditions are NOT status symbols, and no, Sharon, spending three hours on Google does NOT qualify you to diagnose yourself and others with any of these conditions.

Not all kids

I was sorted as a child, a combo with all but depression

I got 4/4!

I have been sorted into two and looking to see if I will be sorted into a third one. But honestly.... if I do get sorted into the third one I will no longer attend the first two, since they seem to be integrated into the third one.

I'm not even of age but I am all of them 🤦‍♀️

I was sorted into all 4!

I'm in all 4

Somehow I got sorted definitely into two plus a little bit of three and four.

What's OCD?

My house is a few blocks away.

What about those of us with all 4? Did we win the less fun lottery?