When the math is mathing

That removes a lot of confusion.

100+ for the 'zoi!

Gladly

"I like your glasses" "They're not for sale" "Hahaha" "You can laugh all you want, they're not for sale" - Moss and the lady flirting with him.

Straight to the point. I like it.

Aparicio Méndez in case you were curious. Looks like he may have been a dictator, idk I'm not from Uruguay

actually sounds like it's worked very effectively

Oh, those blissful 3 years.

Priorities

That t-shirt made me laugh.

ARGH, THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!!

Humans aren't 90 percent water, they're 60 percent water... So closer to bananas with anxiety:)

Sanitation fairy!

Happy sailing, mate.

With a little self discipline you can get that down to $130

"fragile masculinity" LMAOO

I feel you.

Maybe it’s Maybelline. I guess we’ll never know.

I don't need 1 million dollars! Especially not for sale at $2!

There's a small lodge at the main park where I grew up. Organizations rent it for meetings. It's called the cottage. As a kid, I loved cottage cheese, and was thrilled to know where it was made. I looked all over the cottage and the park it lived in for years, trying to find the secret part where they made cottage cheese.

Why did my brain think this was some kind of genuine quote at first

My BFF said this to me about a guy she and her husband were friends with. She thought we'd make a perfect couple, even though we were in different states. I never took the bait, thankfully. He landed up going to an exes house, where she lived with her new boyfriend and her kids. He broke into the house in the middle of the night, with a gun, pistol whipped the new bf, kidnapped his ex, who was wearing only a tee shirt and panties, held her at gunpoint while driving through different counties. Pistol whipped her as well, threatening to take her life. She ended up escaping, while he was trying to shoot her, running to a house and frantically asking for help. He's now serving life in prison without the possibility of parole. So when someone says this to me, I kindly decline. Update: I found an article tying in both cases, one in Wisconsin and the other in Texas. I was wrong about him shooting at the ex in Texas, but still... Here's the article: https://waupacanow.com/2017/12/27/kidnap-victim-finds-justice/

Damned Curiosity... Here's the book blurb: "Lizbreath Salamander is young and beautiful. Her scales have an iridescent sheen, her wings arch proudly, her breath has a tang of sulfur. And on her back a tattoo of a mythical creature: a girl. But when Lizbreath is drawn into a dark conspiracy she will have to rely on more than her beauty and her vicious claws the size of sabres . . . A dragon has disappeared, one of a secretive clan. As Lizbreath delves deeper into their history she realises that these dragons will do anything to defend their secrets. Welcome to the world of The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. A world of gloomy Nordic dragons leading lives uncannily like our own (despite their size, despite the need for extensive fireproofing of home furnishings), a world of money hoarded, a world of darkness and corruption. A world where people are the fantasy."

Boredpanda HQ!!

Me, myself, and I

I would so love to have this shirt

Canadian? Or would that be 'mum'?

Fair enough.

I have a sticker that says “hang on, let me overthink this” (I only had enough money to get 3 stickers and there were 4 I wanted, an overthinker/indecisive person’s nightmare!!)

Why did I get sorted into three?

I wish I could have been as outwardly confident during my life as whoever owns this vehicle

I'm 44 and I'm at the mouldy stage

Netflix envelope? How far back are we going?

ADHD be like

Sold by Elon Muthk.

The spanish inquisition had many ways my lawyer advised me not to mention

awww man WHY

I swear officer... a fish fell out of the sky on the roof of my car. It was thiiiiiiiiiiiis big.

I had bad dreams about that part.

truth. fits like a glove.

I thought she was carrying a toilet roll.

Grahics don't seem to work for everyone, might need an update

And have her not go “iS tHaT tOnE i’M hEaRiNg????”

OOH OOH DON’T FORGET THE STRESS