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While you scroll through an eternity of your Twitter feed, it’s easy to get lost in anything from politics to societal problems, have your temperature soar and your mood drop on a day that otherwise was perfectly if not fine, then okay-ish.

So it’s no secret that on some occasions, we all benefit from more light-hearted content avoiding all the heated discussions on trending threads as if you were playing Minesweeper.

Luckily, there’s a subreddit dedicated to precisely this. Titled “NonPoliticalTwitter,” it celebrates Twitter posts that are politics-free and have some vibes instead. “Come vibe with us,” the page’s description says and 73.8k members have already signed up for it. So what do you get? A hilariously accurate selection of the best tweets for anyone from a weird sense of humor to a more pragmatic attitude towards life.

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Now, This Sounds Like A Story

Now, This Sounds Like A Story

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Yettichild
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.

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It’s no secret that Twitter is the unofficial home of many online comedians who share those little bursts of life, whether it’s a joke or pun, an observation or opinionated post. Part of Twitter’s appeal has to do with how user-friendly the platform really is since every tweet there only takes a few sentences.

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Clever

Clever

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It's sort of like a Facebook status, but it's public, so the audience is different. If you want to reach an audience beyond your closest circle of followers, it's important to post things that have broader appeal. And because Twitter’s audience is so vast and diverse, you get to participate in conversations (or threads) about nearly every little thing that happens in the world.

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#5

I Mean, He's Not Wrong...

I Mean, He's Not Wrong...

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Biggest Mistake Of Her Life

Biggest Mistake Of Her Life

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#7

Bread Is God

Bread Is God

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Shishal Asaurus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.

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In 2017, Twitter conducted a multicountry study that showed that Twitter’s audience operates in a receptive mindset when using the platform, and the audience is also highly influential across a vast array of topic categories. The same study showed that Twitter users tend to be natural explorers compared to the general online population.

According to Cartier Stennis, a head of market insights and analytics in the US, “They are more likely to discover new things (82% vs. 71% for the online pop.); They are more open-minded (81% vs. 74%); They also like to be the first to try new things (59% vs. 41%).”

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#9

Yeah That's Weird

Yeah That's Weird

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Nadine Bamberger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.

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Furthermore, they found that Twitter users possess greater influence to compare with users of other platforms. The study showed that “78% of US Twitter users like to give their opinion about things they’re knowledgeable about or interested in (vs 66% US online population) and 55% of US Twitter users share things they’ve seen on Twitter with others offline (by showing them their phone screens).”

#11

Me_irl

Me_irl

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Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?

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#12

Feels

Feels

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another day that I'm reading bored panda instead of actually dealing with my life....

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#16

Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy

Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy

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#17

If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It

If You Call Me, 8/10 Times I Will Ignore It

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would say to go back when people communicated with smoke! Even better for us introverts!

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#20

Need A Better System

Need A Better System

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#21

Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony

Fiat Stands For Fix It Again Tony

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#22

One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right

One Person Doesn't Always Have To Be Right

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#25

Waiting For My Package Currently...

Waiting For My Package Currently...

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped

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#27

Mm. Balsa Wood

Mm. Balsa Wood

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD

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#28

Me_irl

Me_irl

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Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.

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#29

Ia This That Difficult For People

Ia This That Difficult For People

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's brilliant! For those who have problem understanding the concept!

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#30

I Do

I Do

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life is a boring grey's anatomy episode with "disappointing surgeries" but without all the sex they are doing in the doctors' room! I want my money back!

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#31

A Good Risotto

A Good Risotto

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)

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#32

I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’

I Don’t See The Issue Tbh, Seems Like Good Eye-Witnessin’

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#35

Either Way

Either Way

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Downunderdude
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!

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#38

Absolutelynotmeirl

Absolutelynotmeirl

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#39

Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me

Don’t Think For A Second You’ll Ever Surpass Me

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Yep

Yep

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#41

Mutant Ninja Tuetlw

Mutant Ninja Tuetlw

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Laura Mende (Human)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂

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#43

I’m A Huge Fan

I’m A Huge Fan

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Laura Mende (Human)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻

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#44

I'd Like To Hear Em

I'd Like To Hear Em

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Yevvie ART
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.

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#46

Signature Look Of Superiority

Signature Look Of Superiority

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol really did lol , i thought we had the meaning of life sh1t coming up

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#47

Which Purse Isn’t Like This?

Which Purse Isn’t Like This?

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#48

Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy

Then This Is The Wrong Thing To Buy

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#49

They Are Trying Their Best

They Are Trying Their Best

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Julie C Rose
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be a traditionalist despite being a millennial because what this person is describing is one of the reasons why I won’t touch those apps with a 10-foot pole. I’ll inflate a 3 or 4’s score to a 5 in customer service surveys, but anything lower than that and I’m not doing a survey. And I resent that corporations’ management are lazy and selfish enough that I feel the need to even do that.

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#50

Happens

Happens

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#51

A Great Moment In Film History

A Great Moment In Film History

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Laura Mende (Human)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the only actors be Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter... 😂😂😂 Either as a loving but creepy couple or one kills the other. Or both.

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#52

Cheering Ensues

Cheering Ensues

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Yettichild
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a zoologist, and I can confirm, you get some weird ass questions. Example: How many bears would it take to kill a Velociraptor? Answer: Depends on if we are talking real velociraptor or movie velociraptor, and depends on species of bear. Short answer one polar bear could take out a movie velociraptor no problem.

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#53

Super Strict Parents

Super Strict Parents

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Verena
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of which are also good skills, just not taught properly.

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#55

Like Why

Like Why

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! You know, you're just getting into the plot, wondering how the plumber is gonna fix the sink and then bam! the sex. So annoying. Never did find out about the sink.

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#56

It Scooby Dooby Doo Be Like That Sometimes

It Scooby Dooby Doo Be Like That Sometimes

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#58

As A Manual Driver, Can Confirm

As A Manual Driver, Can Confirm

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#60

That Boat Scene Is Scary As Hell Ngl

That Boat Scene Is Scary As Hell Ngl

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The girl who played Violet was so concerned by Gene Wilder's acting in that scene it scared her. Some thought he was actually going mad during the takes. Thats some impressive acting!

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#61

It Is Wild

It Is Wild

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kristy sickles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh in my house it's the crazy ghostlady that makes the messes and loses things lol

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#62

Beautiful

Beautiful

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Nadine Bamberger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's how Dave wound up at a new school with a new identity and a blank background.

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#63

She Doesn’t Like The Way You Had Your Baby

She Doesn’t Like The Way You Had Your Baby

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Verena
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are lots and lots of disadvantages and risks to c-sections but sometimes it's the only way a woman can deliver safely.

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#64

Punch It Chewie!

Punch It Chewie!

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Shelp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chewbacca's original name in French was "Chique-Tabac", so literally "Tobacco Chewer"

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#65

Twitter On Court

Twitter On Court

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Babs D
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I do this my friends dare me to say who I like-

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#67

It Was A Big Hit 17 Years Ago!

It Was A Big Hit 17 Years Ago!

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#71

They Do Indeed

They Do Indeed

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Bro Wtf

Bro Wtf

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Babs D
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sis had a relationship like this and it hurt cuz my sis and the boy she was dating were now enemies-my sis apologized, this was 6 years ago-

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#73

Saw This And Had To Share!

Saw This And Had To Share!

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Me_irl

Me_irl

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Nadine Bamberger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You better get used to it, cause that's not hiw life works, young lady.

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