Teens are easy to brainwash into believing they are the chosen one. Btw the Lost Lands series of games by 5 BN games has a non teen heroine. The first game has her rescue her son.

Mission accomplished

"Modern problems require modern solutions"... the kids know :-)

this is kind of wholesome

What is the nightmare of every giraffe??? Throwing up! 😂😂😂

It's a bloodstorm so yes i need snacks too!

The accuracy of this post hits me deep in my soul. I thought i was the only one that did this.

But how many mangoes do they have 🤔

Yeah and getting a girlfriend that's over 300 years younger than you is just creepy.

oh damn she deffo won lol

Wait, isn´t that picture supposed to be Pakalu Papito? Are they the same person or is this an impostor?

Another day that I'm reading bored panda instead of actually dealing with my life....

What a genius

So true!

Where does a dog get $600? ;)

u should have just farted. why would u make ur gentle pupper spend his hard-earned money?

Spending so much money to find out why a dog HASN'T gas would be more understandable. Dogs usually are masters of fart.

I spent $60 at the vet to find out that the lump at the base of my dogs tail was just because he's chubby.

Awww well she or he was totally worth it! What a beautiful dog!

But love is what it's all about - you're both lucky.

Either way, that’s love

The other one already knew!

Worth it

No-one had to spend $600 to find out the guy in the tshirt has gas...

If you can check it, you can have it. Thats the rule.

I would say to go back when people communicated with smoke! Even better for us introverts!

Yep getting old is just complicated

Yeah, "smart" fridge

Alfred pats himself on the back for a job well done.

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

membership isnt a sort of subscription?

Accurate!

First come, first sperm🙃

You missed the step where they "attempted delivery", but really they were running late and your parcel got skipped

That's either beautiful, or depressing

Hah yes I could only imagine the spoon-taste before I read underneath XD

Welcome to adulthood. You can also expect random pain in the morning, dish-soap running out randomly, and detergent being suddenly low when you only just bought it.

That's brilliant! For those who have problem understanding the concept!

My life is a boring grey's anatomy episode with "disappointing surgeries" but without all the sex they are doing in the doctors' room! I want my money back!

Before I got to the end of his message it was 😱 but it took a sharp turn into aww that's nice :)

lmao accurate

Aspergic me totally gets this.

100% would buy these.

Very good question. And I hate it when you make the effort to click unsubscribe and it wants you to f*****g log in to do it!

Recycling is inspiring!

The most adorable burglars around! <3

I am "waiting 2-5 years for the divorces" old.

But where's the fun in that, you dastardly villain.

what? If they would enforce that rule, the company value would drop to about $1,99

I imagine these renaissance artist all sitting together under the streets of NYC, eating pizza and practicing some awesome ninja moves! 😂😂😂

Is it the same guy with the alarm clock for crying?

HAHAHA 😂😂😂 Also good: If the in-laws give you parental advice say that you have one of their kids at home and they didn't made a good job on this one. 👍🏻

If that'd be true, we'd just sit there and listen about mental illness, parents divorcing, family issues, abuse etc. Maybe we should, but people in charge don't want to listen to it.

What about cosec, sec and cot?

lol really did lol , i thought we had the meaning of life sh1t coming up