"Take one more step, bishop, one more step..."

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I am also a train. Choo choo.

Anyone else sing these lyrics?

Yep me too

Good cop. Bad cop.

There are two wolves….

What mom says when friends are over VS what mom says when you're alone.

I'd be the dad

I would be playing the "dad" part here ...

Lol here it's both me. First the mum part, 10 minutes later the dad part. And I am not single, just quickly out of patience.

i like the dad better because i would probably say that as would many others here

As a single parent I have to do both.

I gonna be that mom what dad says

lol

Two different games ur playing here

It is a like from me. Beautiful piece of toast. Cannot fault it.

Fast enough to catch the geese kissing! Caught in 4k.

Next is the pyramids

The holy gun

i confirm that second picture is accurate

Heres the communal popcorn: 🍿. Lets sit and watch.

For those of us that can't do the Chester run in less than 12 parsecs. Edit: I genuinely had no idea it was 4th May when I posted this. 😂

Judgemental back atcha. Love it!

The difference between going out or going out out (Micky Flanagan).

Let's hope it wasn't breakables.

Dave's a nice guy.

He’s looks like a middle age ginger leprechaun 😂

I am so inspired

When I was a referee, I used to remind the parents that there were no scouts in the crowd watching their kids.

Ewe there! Pack it in!

"Peel here" means get the knife out the drawer and hack away at the sodding plastic.

lol

That is funny!

:(

What on earth america?

Me too, Bussy McBussyFace, me too.

Wait…what??😮

Probably get a load of people mistakenly now saying 'but these are for paramedics' NO they are not. They always check the WHOLE car EVERY single time. For good reason - some people don't use these, what if it fell off or was forgotten in a rental car etc, etc. Michael Lerner created them because he was scared by the aggressiveness of other drivers when driving his 18 month old nephew and wanted people to be more considerate. Google it before arguing.

Thats sad :(

What did you say to me sign? That is offensive in dog language

This is a spoof. The Tories expect homeless people to take responsibility and cut THEMSELVES in half.

Aw

Harry and Hagrid on the Knight bus?

Who hasn't seen a Dalek being transported? Those things are slow and can't do stairs well. The TARDIS is a different matter...

What are you complaining about? This *IS* a normal day in the UK. (Possibly Newcastle, I can't see enough geographic identifiers)

*Breaks arm* *Cries* *Ride continues*...

This is the level of petty spite I strive for

"Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?”

Happens everywhere.

Reminds me of the British Brexit politicians who talked about 'British fish'. Apparently fish need passports.

Well s**t, I thoroughly enjoy poster's take on this pizza place. LOL

Im all ears!

How the mighty have fallen.