Why is a photo of me here?

Hi, Kevin!

"Weird orange fungus"... Surprised nobody made a Trump joke yet.

“Sometimes I feel like he just doesn’t know me”

These days I'm shocked when I have to buy something that I haven't needed in ages. Just replaced my kitchen floor, which has needed it since the day I moved in 10 years ago. It was at least twice what I thought it would be. I don't understand how so many people just don't understand the financial pressures on young folks today.

those look like some interesting beans...

F**k, yeah!

surprisingly, both are hell on the knees and require good boots.

Oh, there was a reason

“No, I mean microchips.” “So, like the crumbs at the bottom of the bag?”

Biscuit belief is caused by drinking the wine he thinks is blood.

Gonna be some really happy leprechauns!

This one spoke to me spiritually

wdym? i only see a floating vest and some limbs... what dude?

But maybe I will once again have the body I did at 25, and what if I then need to go to a turn-of-the-century costume party?

aw are they twins

PSA on why not to name your dog Derp.

It looks like Sid from Toy Story put that baby together.

But when I wave my genitals in the air people complain! Double standards.

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

Stay mature stay mature omg help stay mature

loss, laugh, love

So true.

Not fast enough, apparently.

The struggle is real between having wet hands and touching those things, most of which don't even absorb anything.

That dog is adorable.

Every. Damn. Time. Also how did you get a picture of my dog?

Nothing wrong being polite to people who have access to your food and spit

He is doing his bit to dispel the belief that all over drivers are serial killers. Or maybe not.

I eat pork, does that count?

You only get 2 days of parole. Then back in you go for the next 20 years to life.

Then that feeling when they were actually on the remote 👌👌👌👌

I might have to look for this one in shirt form

The log machine is broken

OMG yes! I used to be one of those kids but had no idea I was cool.

Apparently it is only horrible in the U.S.?

Holy hell is that real

Well, yeah, but no one knows your buttons better than your subconscious. Combine that with your self hate, it's not a healthy dream environment

i,sadly, dream about finding non functioning toilets waaay too much,!!

one time i had a nightmare that i was in space and this space god was trying to kill me, but then a giant statue appeared out of nowhere. then the giant statue’s pp fell off and killed the space god.

My mind made up people that annoys me. As if I don't have enough of that when I'm awake.

If only my nightmares were that simple.

I don't even need nightmares - I made up a monster that lives underneath the stairs which go to my attic and I refuse to look anywhere but down if I have to use the bathroom when it's dark hahahah Did I mention I'm 34?

I consider myself very lucky. I don't recall any dreams, and I've never experienced a nightmare. Can't say the same for the waking hours, though.

No yeah I know all the monsters in my bad dreams.....

I never dream of somebody following me in nightmares or such - it's usually height related

You are your worst enemy 😈

kachowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... the traffic has parted

At least it wasn't lightning this time.

They have, and they want to be vaguely reminded of them.

Don't post pictures of yourself in the bath no matter what aesthetic you want. Please.

Jeez, doesn't anyone here know the difference between a plural and a possessive?