Cause, idiots, that's why.

This is just about my favourite ever! 😂

Well now I have to figure out how I'm getting to Mexico to get these

That's my pantry! 😳

One star rating. ;)

This should be higher on the list

Odd, but this makes perfect sense to me.

I think I found my spirit animal.

Amen!

This is soooooo true!

But not chocolate. Sorry this is a hill I am prepared to get downvoted on

*Searches for empty cardboard box to take to work*

😂

Heheheh

And it is expensive.

From now on I will call all wireless mice hamsters and encourage others to do the same.

I struggled way to much reading the first line

This is completely true tho. Newton is regarded as a genius bc he discovered that if u lift an object in the air and then drop it, it will fall to the ground, and that when u dont move smthn it doesnt move.

'Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike 3'

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” ― George W. Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'" _ George W. Bushism

This so called saying is an old one and it’s all wrong here.

Fool me once, is your fault, fool me twice is my fault to trust you

"Let"? What is this "let"? My cats graciously allow me to sleep on THEIR bed.

Imagine being a goat and finding out your hair is being used for this monstrosity and they are charging almost 2 grand for it

Batooshie! Wait, that sounds like a sneeze.....

I usually wake up feeling like I need another nap to get over the first nap.

When the real world absolutely slaps you in the face and then spits at you.

In a test or like hand-to-hand combat? I can do both

Oddly enough, that's exactly how I look when I sleep . . . .

sad but true

😂

Some religious cults still think this way.

They live in the dry areas of Europe and Asia :3 I remember this bc I googled it after seeing a similar meme

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA yes

Now THAT is a magical, mystical pairing! 😵

I'm sure Lucifer will have some interesting stories to back up your claim

Sloth?

So that's why it's called terminal velocity?

Weezy! ❤️ 😍

*volume

Bakeryhead

Get in the coughin

Cats make life so much better!

Wtf

I have to pay a $10 convenience fee....WTF is this??

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

I can't tell you how many pantyhoses I've lost because of this.

Garfiele

Thats, kinda precious

'a*s-vibing-music' you say?

WE COULD SOLVE WORLD HUNGER!!!!!

The real chameleon looks unimpressed