“You Live Next To Us And We Don’t Like You”: 30 Times People Had Funny, Weird Or Crazy Neighbors

In the Karen’s defense, who’s first thought would be, ‘Well look at that! A chicken must be on the loose and that person must be luring them with Kale!’ No, I’d be like who is on my property? Although I am glad to hear Zelda is safe.

If someone I don't know is on my property, I'd be upset and ask/warn my neighbors too. It's great that the neighbor responded and let everyone know what was going on.

She didn’t have permission for Karen’s yard

Zelda is a LEGEND

Wait a sec I know someone who has a chicken named Zelda hold on

It seems like the first woman did everything exactly right. Some random person is wondering around on your property and then later on someone else's? Also, the 2nd person said she had gotten permission to be on those yards. Well it doesn't seem like she got it from the OP since they had no idea who she was, so how does anyone know she had any permission at all? Growing up on a farm, we've dealt with this for my entire life. Random people supposedly get permission from one owner and then think that gives them the right to just wonder all around other people's property too. It's a huge and potentially dangerous problem during hunting season.

Stellah really took this post in a direction I was not expecting. 😀😂

Tbh, if I saw a lady poking around in my bushes I *would* assume it was just a neighbor looking for an animal. What else would it be?

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Nosy Karens and their bunch of free time

I want this person to break any upcoming bad news to me.

You have to completely ignore them and possibly even swear at them.

I understand this annoyance. People steal and then sell

The brown eye sees all! None shall escape the wrath of the Flatulent Phantom!

At this point I feel some empathy toward coyotes

Look how close those peacocks are to each other! And they're not even wearing a mask.

How do you know it specifically wants $5? Surely a burrito would settle the matter

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you....

Keep your *ahem* electronic devices indoors folks, you don’t want the cayotes to get them.

Ngl John seems like a fun guy!

They should just change the ‘Are’ to ‘Have’ and it’ll be a learning opportunity

to be honest, it's kinda justified if the dog was barking nonstop at three a.m., otherwise yes nobody curses at the dogs

Good job they blanked out those usernames, otherwise Besty Bryans and Kellon Crawford might have had their anonymity compromised. They sure dodged a bullet there.

We both know I'm not coming back

Lettuce pray

This person is apologizing to their neighbor about frogs in the world, meanwhile mine is blasting techno at 1 am.

how to get an eye infection:

time to run far, far away, kids

Ew

Take my money

Trigger warning a little bit late there

Yes! I want a space laser. Soon the world will be mine to control! 😈

Is it because the squirrel wants five dollar?

What did I just read? Let’s get the fam together to dress up a dead bird carcasses…

.thanks i guess

Just turn off the internet. Should clear it out

Larks' tongues! Wrens' livers! Chaffinch brains! Jaguars' earlobes! Wolf nipple chips!

Sage advice.

Ravens and crows can sound like folks "doing stuff" so yell "shut the f**K up and close yer winder".

People talking about "lethal dose of THC" always make me chuckle. The rest of their argument becomes instantly useless...

In Sep 2022 Rollingstone magazine, Styles confirmed that the song is about cunningulus.

A neighbour like that would be kinda nice to have, I could've used the help when I was still in high school, specially for my literature classes.

what does getting vaccinated have to do with this though?-