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“Farting In Front Of A Partner Leads To A Stronger Relationship.” “Crying Can Help You Lose Weight.” If these headlines sound like enough of the internet for you today, let me tell you, we've only started.

Thanks to the “Funny News Headlines” Instagram account that collects some of the worst, most bizarre and plain stupid news headlines, we have quite a collection to facepalm at today. Beware not to drink any beverages while scrolling through, since the chances of spit-take are really high.

With 231k followers, the account is gaining popularity every day, and you can see why. For anyone who appreciates the absurdity of our everyday life, this one is a treat you’ve been waiting for. Psst! More of the worst newspaper headlines await in our previous post.

#1

This Is Beautiful

This Is Beautiful

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    It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

    It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

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    #3

    Amazing

    Amazing

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    After scrolling through this post, you may wonder what on earth the journalists, writers, and content creators were thinking to come up with such absurd headlines. Some of them are surely made out of pure bluntness, but others… they make you wonder. So in order to find out more about the art of headline making, we spoke to Lina Survila, an editor in chief of “Abstract Stylist” online magazine who has years of experience of working in press.

    Lina started off by saying that getting your headline clicked is hard work. “Unfortunately, editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

    #4

    Worth A Try

    Worth A Try

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    #5

    Deserved?

    Deserved?

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    #6

    Good One

    Good One

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    It turns out that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one, Lina argues. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it.”

    “So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines,” Lina explained and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

    #7

    Legend

    Legend

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    #8

    This Is Amazing

    This Is Amazing

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    #9

    Legend

    Legend

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    Meanwhile, the news headlines sometimes “sound a little harsh sometimes, as they're spoiling all articles for everyone. But poetic, beautiful headlines often don't capture the essence of the text, so people who are used to reading their news fast don't take time to appreciate it or click to see if this article is something in their interest.”

    The problem is that nowadays, anything can be called news, according to Lina. “An elephant giving birth is news, a funny story about a chicken is news. It gets people's attention. You can’t blame them. If this is the content they read and actually click on it, editors will have to produce more of it.”

    #10

    This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

    This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

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    #11

    Hold Up

    Hold Up

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    #12

    Awww

    Awww

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    However, fake news is something that should be taken more seriously. Lina explained that “clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie.” Lina said it’s a good example of how misleading a headline can be, and in fact she would call it a case of “fake news.”

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    #13

    He Just Respects Mother Nature

    He Just Respects Mother Nature

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    #14

    Legend

    Legend

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    #15

    Lmao Tag A Vegan

    Lmao Tag A Vegan

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    #16

    Genius

    Genius

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    #17

    Don’t Blame Them Tbh

    Don’t Blame Them Tbh

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    #18

    This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

    This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

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    #19

    Get Me There

    Get Me There

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    #20

    Look How Proud He Is

    Look How Proud He Is

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    #21

    You’ve Got To Limber Up

    You’ve Got To Limber Up

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    #22

    Mood

    Mood

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    #23

    Oooof

    Oooof

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    #24

    Well She Looks Normal

    Well She Looks Normal

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    #25

    He Looks Absolutely Dashing

    He Looks Absolutely Dashing

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    #26

    Same

    Same

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    #27

    Got To Make Sure

    Got To Make Sure

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    #28

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    #29

    What A Legend

    What A Legend

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    #30

    Genius

    Genius

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    #31

    He Kinda Does

    He Kinda Does

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    #32

    Fully Deserved

    Fully Deserved

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    #33

    No Wonder They Taste So Good

    No Wonder They Taste So Good

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    #34

    It’s Simple

    It’s Simple

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    #35

    Legend

    Legend

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    #36

    I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

    I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

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    #37

    That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

    That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

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    #38

    Hey Panini

    Hey Panini

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    #39

    So Sad

    So Sad

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    #40

    That Cat Must Feel Like A King

    That Cat Must Feel Like A King

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    #41

    It Was The Holy Spirit

    It Was The Holy Spirit

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    #42

    Big Mood

    Big Mood

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    #43

    I Wonder Why?

    I Wonder Why?

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    #44

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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    #45

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    #46

    I Like His Jeans

    I Like His Jeans

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    #47

    I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

    I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

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    #48

    Very Helpful Drawing

    Very Helpful Drawing

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    #49

    Ironic

    Ironic

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    #50

    There Goes My Hero

    There Goes My Hero

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    #51

    F To Pay Respects

    F To Pay Respects

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    #52

    If Only I Could Do This

    If Only I Could Do This

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    #53

    I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

    I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

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    #54

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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    #55

    Don’t Blame Him

    Don’t Blame Him

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    #56

    Poor Guy

    Poor Guy

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    #57

    No Way

    No Way

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    #58

    There Goes My Hero

    There Goes My Hero

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    #59

    1000 Iq Move

    1000 Iq Move

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    #60

    Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

    Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

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    #61

    Wtf

    Wtf

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    #62

    This Man Was Living The Dream

    This Man Was Living The Dream

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    #63

    The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

    The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

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    #64

    Do Not F*ck With The Prince

    Do Not F*ck With The Prince

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    #65

    Life Goals

    Life Goals

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    #66

    Fffff

    Fffff

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    #67

    Unlucky...

    Unlucky...

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    #68

    Ffs

    Ffs

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    #69

    Tag A Vegan

    Tag A Vegan

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    #70

    Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

    Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

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    #71

    Hero

    Hero

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    #72

    Well Played Bro

    Well Played Bro

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    #73

    Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

    Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

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    #74

    Sneak 100

    Sneak 100

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    #75

    Good Luck Kiddos

    Good Luck Kiddos

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    #76

    Why Am I Not Surprised?

    Why Am I Not Surprised?

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    #77

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    #78

    Relatable

    Relatable

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    #79

    This Is Not Going To End Well

    This Is Not Going To End Well

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    #80

    Chocolate Rain

    Chocolate Rain

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    #81

    Good One John

    Good One John

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    #82

    Me

    Me

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    #83

    The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read

    The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read

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