Maybe he was really bad. In Dutch we'll call off key singing or playing "kattengejank" or cats crying. So maybe that's how he got his new audience...

why do i love this 1 so much?

We don't have girl scouts here but now I'm very afraid.

did it work?

Instant karma level 1000

Why would someone shoot an armadillo? They’re lovely.

I hope there is a way for him to do things he loves. Nursing home shouldn't be prison

Previously we can't? Where did they go?

That smerk says it all!

They got my vote

I'd love to see his face

awwww double cute

The boss nods with admiration and says, "You have to come in after the kids have gone to school. I'm doing the same"

oh sh*t Agatha there on to us

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BROCCOLI!!! 😭

I gotta try this,

absolute legends

This kid will go places. Already did, as a matter of fact.

Simpsons did this too! But they added barber floor hair when people came to the fire to get high.

Slow but sure.

never skip stretching !

ok............we'll leave that there

After this happened several people, who climbed Everest, and happen to be vegan, came forward and said it's been done, not realizing themselves it was such a big deal. Her autopsy showed she died of starvation. She wasn't consuming enough calories to keep up with what she was burning. You have to be eating constantly doing such things.

she looks like the type of person to do that

oo I love the tweed

She changed clothes and forgot that the description fitted her previous outfit IIRC

Well, you gotta be sure you're marrying the right person.

Crazy flying s**t!

Must have been a fun flight for her.

Commitment level = off the scale

Looks accurate

"Incidents"

I love the websites name. THEREISNEWS.COM well theres news for real.

Good old brit humour.

I want to see the video!

Genetically possible even if parents appear White. Mom's response, though...oh my.

How many times were they divorced?

If he looks like a panini, why did they use a picture of a cheese and ham toastie made with sliced white bread?

noooooooooooooo

Bahahahha (but I hope that cat doesn't come here)

I should do that next I fart in church

should have done that as a kid

I hate people like this

The ham and Pineapple pizza or known as an Hawaiian pizza was invented 40 years ago in Windsor Ontario. I love it but don't know why.....

I mean, you'd think you'd have figured it out by 6 months: "Hey, how come my puppies aren't growing? Shouldn't they be almost full size by now?"

Well she got to keep Rambo, but I can't find any footage of Rambo on the quadbike. https://twitter.com/i/events/812031134632509440

Florida man...

Glad he can Cook, 'cause he sure as crap can't draw.

I think it’s sweet that the Police told him that his drawing helped. Just hope he doesn’t want to be a police sketch artist when he gets older.

Oh, right... The world-famous bald guy with pants and shoses.

I think it's sweet the PD said he helped. All artists had to start somewhere. I've seen people make amazing artistic strides in a year or 2 with consistent practice.

shoses

He had pants on? Must have been ... Bill!

That precinct oughta be on acid.