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#2

It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

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596points

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

why do i love this 1 so much?

158points

#3

Amazing

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569points

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

We don't have girl scouts here but now I'm very afraid.

150points

After scrolling through this post, you may wonder what on earth the journalists, writers, and content creators were thinking to come up with such absurd headlines. Some of them are surely made out of pure bluntness, but others… they make you wonder. So in order to find out more about the art of headline making, we spoke to Lina Survila, an editor in chief of “Abstract Stylist” online magazine who has years of experience of working in press.

Lina started off by saying that getting your headline clicked is hard work. “Unfortunately, editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

#4

Worth A Try

Final score:

515points

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Sofia Brolo 2 years ago

did it work?

114points

#5

Deserved?

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513points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

Instant karma level 1000

377points

#6

Good One

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505points

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Hannah Edwards 2 years ago

Why would someone shoot an armadillo? They’re lovely.

184points

It turns out that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one, Lina argues. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it.”

“So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines,” Lina explained and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

#7

Legend

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505points

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Buren 2 years ago

I hope there is a way for him to do things he loves. Nursing home shouldn't be prison

207points

#8

This Is Amazing

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498points

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Buren 2 years ago

Previously we can't? Where did they go?

118points

#9

Legend

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469points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

That smerk says it all!

309points

Uber Mensch 2 years ago

I'm surprised he has the energy to smile...

39points

Phill Healey 2 years ago

That name says it all!

18points

ThatKidJack 2 years ago

That smerk makes me want weld my windows shut.

10points

Kara Jam 2 years ago

*smirk

6points

Phillis Rosenthal 2 years ago

Yes! 😂😂😂

1point

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago

Adventure World indeed!

1point

Arieke 2 years ago

The name too….

0points

KJ 2 years ago

I wonder if that was his original name or if he was renamed after his little adventure.

35points

Alexandra Davis 2 years ago

From his little smile, he's one happy guinea pig

29points

Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Child support is gonna financially ruin him. 🤔

26points

September Meadows 2 years ago

Appropriate name.

18points

Rijkærd 2 years ago

The name is Randy.

14points

Robert T 2 years ago

Extremely Randy and very pleased about it!

11points

Kona Pake 2 years ago

Well, they all just jumped on me.

9points

Sage Gusano 2 years ago

That name and smile LOL!!!!!!!

5points

Rai Grant 2 years ago

Living up to his name haha

5points

Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Damn Randy!

5points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

That bloody smile, lol, "yeah, I did it, and I'll do it again".

5points

Marette 2 years ago

That's a lot of child support.

4points

Buren 2 years ago

He must have had very very busy night

4points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Not sorry

3points

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

Reminds me of the tortoise that f*cked so much he saved his species.

2points

Beta 2 years ago

Hehe

2points

Sue User 2 years ago

I remember this. He slept for a day after this.

2points

eirini 2 years ago

Very pleased with himself!

2points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

the smile is adorable

2points

CincyReds 2 years ago

Look at that little stinking face!

1point

backatya 2 years ago

and that's why he has a smile

1point

April Pickett 2 years ago

That face is very funny with that headline.

1point

Karen Clark 2 years ago

Dayum.....will you look at that smile.....😄

1point

Znaya 2 years ago

At least his wish came true 😀

1point

Zena Marsh 2 years ago

That's the face of a very happy male.

1point

Meif’wa Fan 2 years ago

Where do you find all the names for 400 guinea pigs?!

1point

James Pasquini 2 years ago

Online of course!

0points

AnnaBanana 2 years ago

"Randy" in Australia is a euphemism for horny...

1point

Billie Templeton 2 years ago

Winning at his life

1point

The lion tamer 2 years ago

Legend.

1point

Andrew Good 2 years ago

I have seen this meme so many times

1point

mcborge1 2 years ago

Randy by name, Randy by nature.

1point

Sheila Stamey 2 years ago

The name Randy says it all.

1point

Irishgal 1 year ago

Such a suitable name ,😂😂

0points

Otherkin 2 years ago

This is why I love guinea pigs

0points

Paul Z. 2 years ago

He's so tired he's got bags under his balls...

0points

Em Louise 2 years ago

F**k off his name is Randy 😂😂

0points

Malwin Wellham 2 years ago

Was he called Randy before he escaped ...or

0points

Connie Miller-Fender 2 years ago

He looks very pleased with himself.

0points

Grace Smith 2 years ago

Jesus christ man, I hope you can pay child support

0points

James Pasquini 2 years ago

I can't stop laughing! look at that devilish smile!

0points

Erica Cochrane 2 years ago

i love that they called him Randy XD perfect name

0points

Ham Explosion 2 years ago

F*****g pimp

0points

Octavi 2 years ago

LOL

0points

L. Murphy 2 years ago

And his name is RANDY!!!!

0points

Anne Roberts 2 years ago

Does he have to pay child support? Gerbil food doesn't come cheap.

0points

Jesse Taylor 2 years ago

Stud!

0points

Monica Sargent 2 years ago

Ironic name, Randy.

0points

Sunshine Sunshine 2 years ago

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0points

Brian Leahy 2 years ago

lllllllllllllladies!

0points

Stella.qirque 2 years ago

The smileeee

0points

Noel Bovae 2 years ago

Oh Randy... You're just so.. so...randy!

0points

Leslie Burleson 2 years ago

That smile says he regrets nothing

0points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

I’m lost for words, he’s so cute though

0points

Cecily Holland 2 years ago

Man that’s a hefty child support bill

0points

jonathan bobathan 2 years ago

that smile says it all...

0points

SydneyP 2 years ago

It’s Nick Cannon in animal form 😂

0points

Dead Rat 2 years ago

Well done randy mate!

0points

imsouravmitra 2 years ago

His name is Randy so maybe he was actually feeling randy. I can't stop laughing at that weird naughty smirk on his face.

0points

ethan simpson 2 years ago

that poor guinea pig now has to deal with all those children...

0points

Lyn Moffett 2 years ago

That smile says it all hahahahaha

0points

Caiman 94920 2 years ago

There was a crazy animal hoarder in our neighborhood years ago, she had a ton of guinea pigs in her back yard with a small fence separating the sexes. One of my sisters was there one day and tossed a male into the female area....He probably had the same smile.

0points

Official_Blink 2 years ago

Omg LOLL

0points

Gossameringue 2 years ago

Just living up to his name

0points

Kim Lorton 2 years ago

Randy decided he had to be part bunny!

0points

GlipGlop 2 years ago

Wait his name is literally Randy? The randiest Randy of them all, look at that post-coitus glow!!

0points

D K 2 years ago

He looks satisfied.

0points

catslave6 2 years ago

RANDY???!!! I guess. LOL

0points

Anders Magrioteli 2 years ago

Randy? 😊 Poor guy. His child support really gonna hit the roof.

0points

Katherine Heasley 2 years ago

Randy was named well.

0points

Shay 2 years ago

Just Randy being Randy.

0points

Printerman 2 years ago

Am I the only one reading this to the "Mission Impossible" theme?

0points

Nooberton 2 years ago

Yes

1point

Kyan Q 2 years ago

he happith he bustith a nuteth but that smile bout to vanish when he realize he is a fetherith

0points

glowworm2 2 years ago

I am dying of laughter at Randy's little face! Randy was randy indeed!

0points

Odette Boisvert 2 years ago

I REGRAT NOTINNNN'

0points

Sapna Sarfare 2 years ago

He has lived up to his name...

0points

criminalgirl 2 years ago

"Randy" is a superbreeder.

0points

lara 2 years ago

All RIGHT.

0points

Cats 2 years ago

The real Randy: https://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure

0points

Sofia Brolo 2 years ago

ROFLMAO

0points

Meanwhile, the news headlines sometimes “sound a little harsh sometimes, as they're spoiling all articles for everyone. But poetic, beautiful headlines often don't capture the essence of the text, so people who are used to reading their news fast don't take time to appreciate it or click to see if this article is something in their interest.”

The problem is that nowadays, anything can be called news, according to Lina. “An elephant giving birth is news, a funny story about a chicken is news. It gets people's attention. You can’t blame them. If this is the content they read and actually click on it, editors will have to produce more of it.”

#10

This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

Final score:

459points

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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

They got my vote

146points

#11

Hold Up

Final score:

449points

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Buren 2 years ago

I'd love to see his face

174points

#12

Awww

Final score:

406points

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

awwww double cute

106points

However, fake news is something that should be taken more seriously. Lina explained that “clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie.” Lina said it’s a good example of how misleading a headline can be, and in fact she would call it a case of “fake news.”

#13

He Just Respects Mother Nature

Final score:

378points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

The boss nods with admiration and says, "You have to come in after the kids have gone to school. I'm doing the same"

128points

#14

Legend

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371points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

oh sh*t Agatha there on to us

113points

#15

Lmao Tag A Vegan

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354points

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September Meadows 2 years ago

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BROCCOLI!!! 😭

152points

#16

Genius

Final score:

349points

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Igglepiggle 2 years ago

I gotta try this,

169points

#17

Don’t Blame Them Tbh

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346points

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Lucas Everett 2 years ago

absolute legends

138points

#18

This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

Final score:

335points

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La Kalypso 2 years ago

This kid will go places. Already did, as a matter of fact.

182points

#19

Get Me There

Final score:

332points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

Simpsons did this too! But they added barber floor hair when people came to the fire to get high.

61points

#20

Look How Proud He Is

Final score:

327points

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Steve Barnett 2 years ago

Slow but sure.

105points

#21

You’ve Got To Limber Up

Final score:

322points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

never skip stretching !

92points

#22

Mood

Final score:

321points

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

ok............we'll leave that there

113points

#23

Oooof

Final score:

315points

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September Meadows 2 years ago (edited)

After this happened several people, who climbed Everest, and happen to be vegan, came forward and said it's been done, not realizing themselves it was such a big deal. Her autopsy showed she died of starvation. She wasn't consuming enough calories to keep up with what she was burning. You have to be eating constantly doing such things.

176points

#24

Well She Looks Normal

Final score:

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

she looks like the type of person to do that

190points

#25

He Looks Absolutely Dashing

Final score:

305points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

oo I love the tweed

70points

#26

Same

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301points

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J. F. 2 years ago

She changed clothes and forgot that the description fitted her previous outfit IIRC

105points

#27

Got To Make Sure

Final score:

297points

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Steve Barnett 2 years ago

Well, you gotta be sure you're marrying the right person.

232points

#28

Oh No

Final score:

295points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

Crazy flying s**t!

89points

#29

What A Legend

Final score:

279points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

Must have been a fun flight for her.

115points

#30

Genius

Final score:

279points

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Agfox 2 years ago

Commitment level = off the scale

170points

#31

He Kinda Does

Final score:

275points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

Looks accurate

75points

#32

Fully Deserved

Final score:

272points

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びっくりしたピカチュウ 2 years ago

"Incidents"

63points

#33

No Wonder They Taste So Good

Final score:

263points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

I love the websites name. THEREISNEWS.COM well theres news for real.

67points

#34

It’s Simple

Final score:

263points

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KJ 2 years ago

Good old brit humour.

78points

#35

Legend

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258points

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Ausrine Ciapaite 2 years ago

I want to see the video!

16points

#36

I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

Final score:

248points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

Genetically possible even if parents appear White. Mom's response, though...oh my.

125points

#37

That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

Final score:

248points

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BusLady 2 years ago

How many times were they divorced?

34points

#38

Hey Panini

Final score:

244points

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Robert T 2 years ago

If he looks like a panini, why did they use a picture of a cheese and ham toastie made with sliced white bread?

57points

#39

So Sad

Final score:

229points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

noooooooooooooo

76points

#40

That Cat Must Feel Like A King

Final score:

215points

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Buren 2 years ago

Bahahahha (but I hope that cat doesn't come here)

62points

#41

It Was The Holy Spirit

Final score:

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Lucas Everett 2 years ago

I should do that next I fart in church

61points

#42

Big Mood

Final score:

203points

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Lucas Everett 2 years ago

should have done that as a kid

61points

#43

I Wonder Why?

Final score:

203points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

I hate people like this

155points

#44

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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Paul Macdonell 2 years ago

The ham and Pineapple pizza or known as an Hawaiian pizza was invented 40 years ago in Windsor Ontario. I love it but don't know why.....

69points

#45

Imagine

Final score:

199points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 2 years ago

I mean, you'd think you'd have figured it out by 6 months: "Hey, how come my puppies aren't growing? Shouldn't they be almost full size by now?"

37points

#46

I Like His Jeans

Final score:

190points

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Robert T 2 years ago

Well she got to keep Rambo, but I can't find any footage of Rambo on the quadbike. https://twitter.com/i/events/812031134632509440

59points

#47

I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

Final score:

184points

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Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen 2 years ago

Florida man...

88points

#48

Very Helpful Drawing

Final score:

169points

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Davja 2 years ago

Glad he can Cook, 'cause he sure as crap can't draw.

113points

#49

Ironic

Final score:

151points

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September Meadows 2 years ago

Blood doping is unfair in sports but it's a boon when traveling! Did it in the military, no jet lag, super easy time zone adjustments, and getting climatized to a tropical environment from a winter temperate one was no problem, barely an inconvenience.

30points

#50

There Goes My Hero

Final score:

68points

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Sofia Brolo 2 years ago

beware the postman

29points

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#51

F To Pay Respects

Final score:

67points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

yeah me too pal me too

24points

#52

If Only I Could Do This

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66points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

Published 3 days agoon.

32points

#53

I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

Final score:

63points

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Buren 2 years ago

No s**t Sherlock

46points

#54

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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63points

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September Meadows 2 years ago

Not all capes wear heroes

31points

#55

Don’t Blame Him

Final score:

63points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Definitely a crime.

41points

#56

Poor Guy

Final score:

61points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

oh come on bp

51points

#57

No Way

Final score:

61points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

who would of thought

26points

#58

There Goes My Hero

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56points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

"Morgue employee dies from a heart attack after seeing one of his clients came back to life, then wakes up at work and gets back to work."

32points

#59

1000 Iq Move

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54points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

And they use the picture of an Xbox controller.

4points

#60

Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

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53points

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JuJu 2 years ago

That's impressive

20points

#61

Wtf

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52points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

and they thought he was a rare bird

27points

#62

This Man Was Living The Dream

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52points

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Tweetysvoice 2 years ago

Must not have been a productivity award

24points

#63

The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

Final score:

51points

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cybermerlin2000 2 years ago

This is why we have so many variations now that we can only read them in a flick book

27points

#64

Do Not F*ck With The Prince

Final score:

50points

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Queen fhk 2 years ago

That's creepy

27points

#65

Life Goals

Final score:

50points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

alpha male

17points

#66

Fffff

Final score:

47points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

They make a nice couple

6points

#67

Unlucky...

Final score:

46points

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Lynx Wixx 2 years ago

A mini-titanic.

16points

#68

Ffs

Final score:

46points

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

While I disapprove of his actions, I can't help but admire his commitment. 🤔

36points

#69

Tag A Vegan

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45points

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Steve Barnett 2 years ago

With a sprinkling of disappointment and ennui.

25points

#70

Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

Final score:

45points

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Raj Kuthrapali 2 years ago

Yes. Picowaves are easily agitated and will absolutely bring the roof down.

21points

#71

Hero

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43points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

Looks like a real creeper to me.

29points

#72

Well Played Bro

Final score:

41points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

He is a cute girl, though.

34points

#73

Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

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39points

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A B C 2 years ago

So that's what they mean by "sunday sport"? What did he do the other days?

9points

#74

Sneak 100

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36points

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Olivier Caissy 2 years ago

Something about real world experience???

6points

#75

Good Luck Kiddos

Final score:

35points

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mummy pig 2 years ago

Anybody remembered Indiana Jhones movie scene???

22points

#76

Why Am I Not Surprised?

Final score:

35points

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Atero 2 years ago

Funny, cause here it is constantly sold out pretty much everywhere.

21points

#77

Oh No

Final score:

35points

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Cactus McCoy 2 years ago

Well, he got fired.

56points

#78

Relatable

Final score:

34points

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Lara Verne 2 years ago

Rocket, what are you doing?

13points

#79

This Is Not Going To End Well

Final score:

32points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

well, natural selection in progress :/

23points

#80

Chocolate Rain

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31points

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Don Golosso 2 years ago

Another shitstorm.

26points

#81

Good One John

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31points

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Lewis Fisher Wells 2 years ago

hes not wrong

29points

#82

Me

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30points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

*Laughs in participation medal.*

26points