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“Farting In Front Of A Partner Leads To A Stronger Relationship.” “Crying Can Help You Lose Weight.” If these headlines sound like enough of the internet for you today, let me tell you, we've only started.

Thanks to the “Funny News Headlines” Instagram account that collects some of the worst, most bizarre and plain stupid news headlines, we have quite a collection to facepalm at today. Beware not to drink any beverages while scrolling through, since the chances of spit-take are really high.

With 231k followers, the account is gaining popularity every day, and you can see why. For anyone who appreciates the absurdity of our everyday life, this one is a treat you’ve been waiting for. Psst! More of the worst newspaper headlines await in our previous post.

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This Is Beautiful

This Is Beautiful

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#2

It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

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Amazing

Amazing

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After scrolling through this post, you may wonder what on earth the journalists, writers, and content creators were thinking to come up with such absurd headlines. Some of them are surely made out of pure bluntness, but others… they make you wonder. So in order to find out more about the art of headline making, we spoke to Lina Survila, an editor in chief of “Abstract Stylist” online magazine who has years of experience of working in press.

Lina started off by saying that getting your headline clicked is hard work. “Unfortunately, editors are often pressured to bring better results with each article, so headline wars have become the real deal today."

#4

Worth A Try

Worth A Try

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#5

Deserved?

Deserved?

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#6

Good One

Good One

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It turns out that there's a fine line between an informative headline and a fake one, Lina argues. “First, we all need to know that headlines play a big role in Google's ranking magic. Every editor has a wish for their article to reach the top position, meaning more clicks if a user is often searching for it.”

“So because an editor wants to reach more people, they end up using trendy keywords which result in misleading headlines,” Lina explained and added that it happens more often than you’d think.

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Legend

Legend

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#8

This Is Amazing

This Is Amazing

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Legend

Legend

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if that was his original name or if he was renamed after his little adventure.

Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the tortoise that f*cked so much he saved his species.

Anne Roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he have to pay child support? Gerbil food doesn't come cheap.

Sunshine Sunshine
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2 years ago

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imsouravmitra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His name is Randy so maybe he was actually feeling randy. I can't stop laughing at that weird naughty smirk on his face.

Caiman 94920
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a crazy animal hoarder in our neighborhood years ago, she had a ton of guinea pigs in her back yard with a small fence separating the sexes. One of my sisters was there one day and tossed a male into the female area....He probably had the same smile.

GlipGlop
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait his name is literally Randy? The randiest Randy of them all, look at that post-coitus glow!!

Kyan Q
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he happith he bustith a nuteth but that smile bout to vanish when he realize he is a fetherith

glowworm2
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am dying of laughter at Randy's little face! Randy was randy indeed!

Cats
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real Randy: https://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure

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Meanwhile, the news headlines sometimes “sound a little harsh sometimes, as they're spoiling all articles for everyone. But poetic, beautiful headlines often don't capture the essence of the text, so people who are used to reading their news fast don't take time to appreciate it or click to see if this article is something in their interest.”

The problem is that nowadays, anything can be called news, according to Lina. “An elephant giving birth is news, a funny story about a chicken is news. It gets people's attention. You can’t blame them. If this is the content they read and actually click on it, editors will have to produce more of it.”

#10

This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

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Hold Up

Hold Up

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#12

Awww

Awww

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However, fake news is something that should be taken more seriously. Lina explained that “clickbait headlines often mislead people, and those who do not bother to open the article might mislead other people too by spreading the wrong message. For example, recently, I read that K. Reaves is married to Winona Ryder, well, it was stated in the headline, and actually, they were married in the movie.” Lina said it’s a good example of how misleading a headline can be, and in fact she would call it a case of “fake news.”

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#13

He Just Respects Mother Nature

He Just Respects Mother Nature

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#14

Legend

Legend

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#15

Lmao Tag A Vegan

Lmao Tag A Vegan

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#16

Genius

Genius

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#17

Don’t Blame Them Tbh

Don’t Blame Them Tbh

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#18

This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

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#19

Get Me There

Get Me There

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#20

Look How Proud He Is

Look How Proud He Is

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#21

You’ve Got To Limber Up

You’ve Got To Limber Up

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#22

Mood

Mood

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#23

Oooof

Oooof

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#24

Well She Looks Normal

Well She Looks Normal

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#25

He Looks Absolutely Dashing

He Looks Absolutely Dashing

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#26

Same

Same

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#27

Got To Make Sure

Got To Make Sure

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#28

Oh No

Oh No

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#29

What A Legend

What A Legend

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#30

Genius

Genius

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#31

He Kinda Does

He Kinda Does

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#32

Fully Deserved

Fully Deserved

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#33

No Wonder They Taste So Good

No Wonder They Taste So Good

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#34

It’s Simple

It’s Simple

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#35

Legend

Legend

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#36

I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

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#37

That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

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#38

Hey Panini

Hey Panini

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#39

So Sad

So Sad

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#40

That Cat Must Feel Like A King

That Cat Must Feel Like A King

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#41

It Was The Holy Spirit

It Was The Holy Spirit

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#42

Big Mood

Big Mood

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#43

I Wonder Why?

I Wonder Why?

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#44

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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#45

Imagine

Imagine

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#46

I Like His Jeans

I Like His Jeans

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#47

I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

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#48

Very Helpful Drawing

Very Helpful Drawing

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#49

Ironic

Ironic

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#50

There Goes My Hero

There Goes My Hero

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#51

F To Pay Respects

F To Pay Respects

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#52

If Only I Could Do This

If Only I Could Do This

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#53

I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

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#54

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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#55

Don’t Blame Him

Don’t Blame Him

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#56

Poor Guy

Poor Guy

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#57

No Way

No Way

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#58

There Goes My Hero

There Goes My Hero

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#59

1000 Iq Move

1000 Iq Move

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#60

Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

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#61

Wtf

Wtf

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#62

This Man Was Living The Dream

This Man Was Living The Dream

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#63

The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

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#64

Do Not F*ck With The Prince

Do Not F*ck With The Prince

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#65

Life Goals

Life Goals

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#66

Fffff

Fffff

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#67

Unlucky...

Unlucky...

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#68

Ffs

Ffs

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#69

Tag A Vegan

Tag A Vegan

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#70

Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

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#71

Hero

Hero

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#72

Well Played Bro

Well Played Bro

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#73

Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

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#74

Sneak 100

Sneak 100

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#75

Good Luck Kiddos

Good Luck Kiddos

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#76

Why Am I Not Surprised?

Why Am I Not Surprised?

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#77

Oh No

Oh No

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#78

Relatable

Relatable

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#79

This Is Not Going To End Well

This Is Not Going To End Well

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#80

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Rain

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#81

Good One John

Good One John

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#82

Me

Me

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#83

The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read

The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read

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