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Many of us enjoyed fun, chaotic moments as kids that sometimes came at the expense of our parents' sanity. When you used crayons or paints to create "masterpieces" on the walls, your mom or dad spent extensive time cleaning them up. Hiding important things like car keys or phones often led to frantic searches and running late for work. But hey, parenting comes with its own share of joys and challenges.


And today, the Bored Panda team has compiled a list that hilariously captures the reality of newborn parenting. From sleepless nights to zero me-time, many parents might find these posts painfully relatable. So, Pandas, sit back and enjoy a good giggle, and don't forget to upvote your favorite memes. Plus check out our latest article about mom memes!

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Flopsy
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, it was meant to show how ugly a baby can be and we are all smitten by the adorable baby bird.

Kelly H. Wilder
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Nelson the Parrot! He even has his own Twitter account, @ugly_nelson.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With some babies it's difficult to find the words - if at all loss and not wanting to lie to new parents, a good fallback 'oh look at all that hair' or 'oh what tiny/big hands/feet' but never nose or anything thing else

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Accurate. When my first baby was born I was 100% convinced she was perfectly proportional, and basically looked like a Gerber baby. No wrinkles, a perfectly round head, etc. after a while, I looked back on the pictures of her first few weeks and was like "wtf"? I didn't even recognize this tiny 163 Year old man, this be Benjamin Button baby! I had no idea such delusion was possible! She will always be my perfect baby and she has grown into the damn cutest and most confident little 5 year old. I still sometimes feel like the pictures were swapped! lol, no I don't say that to anyone but her mom and we crack up. Oh, and I guess bored panda.

Lee Henderson
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to do that! When my friends started breeding and sent out announcements my wife and I send out announcements when we got a new cat.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most parents are aware :) I sent the first photos of my DD out with a caption calling her Grumpy Cat, because that’s very much what her face looked like.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My usual reaction: Saying in the most neutral tone "Oh s**t, it's a baby."

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    Rebelliousslug
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my kid wouldn’t sleep through any of that and that was a hard lesson learned not to create total silence when she was sleeping.

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    Growing up, when you innocently asked your parents why they got emotional about a particular moment, chances are they said, “You will only understand when you have your own kids.” There are times when new moms and dads might find it difficult to express their excitement or concerns about parenting.

    However, thanks to the internet, you no longer have to feel like you're alone on this journey. Many people online share their day-to-day struggles about raising a kid. And they do so in the most hilarious way possible.

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    They Do Be Like That

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The quickest way to get rid of anything you find, is to eat it...

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    Becoming a mother or father is a big life transition that may be both happy and stressful. Early on, individuals have to face many challenges as they adjust to the duties of raising a newborn. For starters, your sleep schedule goes for a toss as you take care of the little one through the night.

    Even though parenting is a rewarding journey, sometimes things can be quite overwhelming. For instance, it can be quite difficult to understand and soothe your crying baby. As new parents, you might constantly wonder: do they need to be fed, are they cold, or is there something troubling them? You also need to be on diaper duty 24x7. And you barely get any personal time or space. But with some help and guidance, things can get much easier and better.

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! All the other things can wait. If baby wants to cuddle, do it! This phase only lasts a wee while - you've got the rest of your life to enjoy coffee and a shower!

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    No matter how eagerly you anticipate embracing parenthood, it can be accompanied by some degree of stress. And despite your best preparations, sometimes you have to adjust your plans as you go along. At times when you are overwhelmed by the new responsibilities, take a deep breath. If you are in this position, try to meditate and relax. Tiny breaks can prove to be very helpful when you are a full-time parent.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me looking at my chart after my first ob appointment thinking I scored really well on something but it was just my blood type

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    And Naps? Forget About It!

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    Don’t forget it's okay to make mistakes. Even though you might feel you have something figured out, there is a possibility you still get it wrong because a baby's needs change every day. And nobody has all the answers.

    Just enjoy the time you get with your newborn and bond with them. Discuss what strategies work best for you with your partner and support each other as you figure things out together.

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    BrunoVI
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My God! I love a couple of those women, but they collectively look like a destroyed solar-powered satellite.

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    Wow!!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newborns are like mini old men, but after a month or two they change for better.

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    Whether you are a single parent, an adoptive parent, a same-gender couple or a traditional couple, there are some basic moments that every parent encounters. So, it’s beneficial to join a new parent group.

    Not only will you make friends, but you will also find non-judgmental support. You could share your experiences and exchange advice on how to deal with certain situations.

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    You should also try to include things that you enjoy in your schedule. Try to keep an hour for yourself. You could go to the gym, enjoy a stroll in the park, bake cookies, or pick up a new hobby. Having some quality me-time is important to maintain your sanity. After having a child, you need to have your own time, much like a work-life balance.

    Always believe in yourself. With time you will be able to manage things more easily. Keep trying new ideas that work for you and don’t forget to laugh along with the chaos. Remember that only you are familiar with your kid's unique needs. All your child needs is you; they don't need a perfect parent.

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    So, don't try to do everything by yourself in an attempt to be super-mom or super-dad. Remember, asking for help is okay. In fact, family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues are often delighted to spend time with the little ones.

    Just having an extra hour to sleep or being able to shower peacefully will give you a much-needed lift.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and watch out when the cool air hits a little boys wee wee, shower time!! yep it happens .

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eldest slept 8-10 hours a night, rarely waking us up. Youngest showed us how bad it can get.

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    Another way for parents to relax is to laugh at the amusing endeavors of fellow moms and dads. Knowing you are not the only one going through these struggles makes you feel lighter. What are your thoughts on parenting? Share this with a new parent or someone who just needs a good laugh!

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    I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like these memes are saying that the mum does all the work. Correct me if i'm wrong, but arent there very few things that the dad cannot do, since you can do bottle feeding?

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    Lilybdcsa
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our first date night out after daughter was born. We went bowling. Suddenly, I think about the baby and the milk factory goes into full production. My shirt was soaked. This was before I discovered shields. Like boob diapers.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats to all the parents that just got their babies sleeping through the night. In your forties it won’t matter anyway, you’ll be up for no reason at all scrolling bp at 4am.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make that face back at them, they love it..

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The diaper is off! Finally time to show mommy I can roll and crawl!

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We never did that - we just took it in turns. That way, both of us were reasonably rested (well, as well rested as it's possible to be with a baby).

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    I Think These Are Actually Pictures Of Me As A Newborn

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    Where Are My Fellow Dads At

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    When You Try To Introduce Solid Foods And Your Baby's Like

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    Me Oh My (He/They)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, videos of babies trying lemons for the first time. Always good for a laugh.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally me with my granddaughter as a newborn because her nursery was right across the hall from my room.....ANNNNDDDD her parents both slept through the crying.

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    Reality check 101, welcome to the real world people we do this to ourselves so we cannot cry about.

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    Anywhere But There!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Flickr has, “Older sibling, X months,” for 12-consecutive months! And “Younger sibling, First name, with all pictures.” 🤣

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    Have This Conversation With My Baby Every Night

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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still a respectabele wake up time.

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully you can go to a chemist/beauty store here in Germany (Budni/DM/Rossmann) and they have publicly accessible changing tables with nappies in different sizes and wipes. OK, it's to get you "hooked on the brand" but it's saved my bacon a couple of times! Alternatively, you can ask another parent with a kid roughly the same size. Gets you chatting!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point working it out. Save the brainpower for something else, like remembering your baby's name when the doctor asks. Or your own.

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    Biohazard? Like The Geometry Dash Extreme Demon?!?!?!?

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember toxic, radioactive and corrosive substance being in the diaper

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a trooper in this regard. He's been very involved - but that's because we live in a country that promotes equality and people vote to protect it!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I still remember what we now affectionately call the Great Synagogue S**t of 2017. My daughter had a poonami situation at her naming ceremony and I found myself having to wash her under a tap because there was no other way to rescue the situation.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel ashamed! Your body has literally created new life! It's a huge phase of adjustment in every single sense - work on your mental health first and take it easy on yourself. Your physical health will soon follow.

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