Terry Pratchett was a legend. This should be much higher. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

Too soon

I feel him on a personal level on this ideal.

omg we all need this!

Start the GoFundMe already! Shut up and take my money!

I feel you

You go granny!

I believe it was their gig van that kept breaking down.

The irony of this is almost too much to handle

After watching Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock, I would pay a ton of money to see that go down.

"Err, Sir could you please change the channel for us in the waiting room?"

Harsh but true. Sorry kid.

Well..it's amusing how everyone is staying safely away from commenting on this one.

Brilliant!

Fair enough

I think this is written by the same bot who wrote "Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash" 😂 AI writings are brilliant!

Water itself cost barely anything when it is the mass of a bottle. You are paying for the bottle. BAN PLASTIC BOTTLES!!!

omg i feel u wittle otter

Cats think people are cats who can open cans.

It makes me want to build hay bales, shot coyotes, drink beer with my kids and cook meth.

I am due in 3 days and can absolutely confirm.

Not true. The journalist who released the info was assassinated with a car bomb.

All-time champion lockdown project!!

I judged a book by its cover 16 years ago. Became hooked on the author´s works. (Simon R. Green, Angels of Light and Darkness)

Works the other way around for Romeo too...

I need to know

I'm calling it this now.

They got the money and they can just be weird. Respect.

Them russians!

Yes, society will put you in enough boxes, why add more?

I raise you... Date_third...7d0246.jpg

i mean...

That's a lot of stuff.

I feel you. I go through EFFORT and I lose ZILCH. EVERY TIME.

omg the title XD

Until they have their eyes closed so they can't see you do it.

Poor Abed

And the author's initials were JRRT.

To be fair, the kid wasn't very smart.

The previous owner of my house planted Ivy, Blackberries and Mint. Mint. In the ground. I am currently in an alliance with the blackberries against the other two, but make no mistake, once the Ivy is defeated, it's every being for themselves.

Valid point.

Sometimes I wonder what the Harry Potter books would be like if they were written from Hermione's perspective

Is Zuckerberg the one who eats axolotls or the one who shoots quokkas?

Correction: Blue=science and medical; Red=command; Yellow= ops and engineering; Green=Orion syndicate

Just a reminder that those corporations manufacture goods and provide services that we the people consume. Its supply and demand. Its easy to fail to take accountability for one's own actions when you think it won't make a difference, but when everyone in the world takes that view? It adds up. The only way change can be affected is if it is tackled on all sides. And that means world governments coming together to pledge to reduce emissions as has been done with the Paris accords, businesses adapting their ways of working to meet these reduction targets or face heavy fines, NGO's and civil society keeping pressure on gov's and businesses to stay the course, and we as individuals to make more informed consumer choices.

Yes please!

Escher designed the menu

Gotta appreciate the effort of a different and bigger font for the "FINE" :D

I remember when I encountered this for the first time - it was a sentence in a novel by H.G.Wells (I think it was War of the Worlds): "Her husband followed, ejaculating." Good fun was had.

Sometimes you have to keep quiet about your skills to avoid exploitation! (at work mostly)