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131 Of The Worst Things That’s Ever Happened To People On A Date

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Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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Weddfire 7 years ago

Same. It's a sad life for a shut in such as myself. But hey, we have videogames! And work..... Nah, work isn't fun. Just the games.

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GlassOfWater 7 years ago

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Helen Burgess 7 years ago

dating is just work and games, so you're not missing anything! ;)

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darknessIsMyOutfit 7 years ago

Lol in a different life we could have been friends. You have life figured out.

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PotterHead 4 years ago

I can relate....

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Christian Claydon 4 years ago

HAHAHA

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Sharon Vaughn 7 years ago

I can relate to that.

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My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.

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coffee zombie 7 years ago

Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*

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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago

I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.

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Babs 7 years ago

I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!

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Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively

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Monica Cruz 7 years ago

#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.

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Kira Leseman 7 years ago

He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.

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Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago

As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side

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Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago

Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country

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Heather Adams 7 years ago

My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/

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Maggie Wong 7 years ago

Could we do one like this but about successful and romantic dates?

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ivan bolitekurac 7 years ago

So basically everyone can make up a story and end up here??nice!

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Royalty 7 years ago

Lol f**k I will be mad

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natomnesejde 7 years ago

Do women always expect men to pay? No offence, just asking...

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person (i think) 7 years ago

No.

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Marc Peteres 7 years ago

Depends on the woman and her intentions. Not all women expect it, but some do.

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

The person who asks for the date pays unless otherwise agreed upon in advance.

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Miriam Sanchez 7 years ago

I love my food! Knowing this, I feel bad if I made the guy pay for so much, so I always just pay for my half. This way, I can order whatever I want, no matter how much or how expensive.

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maryhadalittlelamb 7 years ago

Here's what I think will be perfect. Guy offers to treat, girl rejects and go Dutch. If guy insist to pay, then girl will pay for the next meal and take turns

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Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Gold diggers yes... If I am out with a girl and she does not at least offer to go Dutch (usually I say "next time on you"), I know in which category to put her... if she offers her time and attention vs money...

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tweetybird 7 years ago

haha i love these

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Nancy E 7 years ago

Thankfully, my first dates were OK to pretty darn good. !

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darkmoonman 7 years ago

What a bunch of coddled whiners.

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person (i think) 7 years ago

My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.

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coffee zombie 7 years ago

Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*

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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago

I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.

3points

Babs 7 years ago

I thought a guy from one of my college classes was taking me to go study together for a test coming up, but instead he tricked me into a date. After dinner ( we were not hitting it off), he tried to slow dance with me in the parking lot. As he was driving me home, he told me that he saw demons and was pointing out where they were in other people's cars....Also met a guy who dressed normal for work, but he showed up to the date looking goth and in badly fitting skinny jeans. He was smiling to himself like a creep, and I asked what he was smiling about. He said he was into bondage and was picturing me tied up. There was the date with the guy who told me his fantasy was for me to kick him in the balls.Oh and the gentleman who came to my house with flowers and spent all of dinner talking about his ex he wasn't over. The date with a guy who was talking about us getting married and me meeting his mother on our first date....Dating is the worst!

3points

Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Half of these tweets is "guy didn't have nice enough car/suit and didn't offer to pay the whole evening for me. What a distaster. So bad. Mimimimi."

2points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

Not one of these is about the way someone is dressed and the ones about paying are only because they person waited until it was time to pay and then suddenly didn't have their wallet or had a 400.00 bill or something unusual. It is our culture and our standard norm in this current time to either go dutch after having a conversation about it or having the person who asks for the date to pay. Everyone knows that. This isn't a gender equality discussion so cut out the "oh woe is me, I'm a misunderstood and highly maligned man" c**p. We get it. You feel like women are mostly gold diggers that want to have their cake and eat it too. There are a few of you here that make little thinly disguised comments and yeah, we get it. This isn't the place but whatever. It's the internet so go on and do your thing but someone, like me, is gonna come back with this. If it bothers you so much, perhaps you should re-read the posts and REALLY look at what people said. Examine situations objectively

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Monica Cruz 7 years ago

#myworstdate #1ofafewdifferentbaddates I was a teen at the drive-in's on a date. We were kissing, noting too much. He starts licking inside my ear. The way dogs dog towards each other when they're really getting in there. I gagged. I kept turning my head to stop him. Finally we still and watch the movie. The second movie comes on and he starts up again but take off my shoe & sock. I had no idea what he was doing. I thought, maybe he wants me comfortable, maybe a foot massage. (Side note: i hate feet, the bother me, i hate my feet being touched or touching feet) He starts licking them then uses them to get off, even though i tried pulling away.

1point

Kira Leseman 7 years ago

He kept comparing me to his dead girlfriend and then proposed to me on the sidewalk in front of a bar. first date. A "friend' matched us up. He kept looking at me like I was food and kept trying to hold my hand or touch my hair or face at dinner.

1point

Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago

As for my worst date... I would have to say going to the movies with a guy who ended up getting his car locked in the parking garage of the cinema, my having to get a taxi home and then ending up finding out that the whole time he had a girlfriend on the side

0points

Emma-Lee Tattam 7 years ago

Last woman is a bit of a b***h if what made her date bad was his disability due to serving his country

0points

Heather Adams 7 years ago

My worst first date was going to the movies with a guy who showed up drunk, kept complaining about everything (prices, people, etc) and then kept leaving during the movie... Turned into a year and a half relationship that left me 7k in debt and emotionally scarred :/

0points

Maggie Wong 7 years ago

Could we do one like this but about successful and romantic dates?

0points

ivan bolitekurac 7 years ago

So basically everyone can make up a story and end up here??nice!

0points

Royalty 7 years ago

Lol f**k I will be mad

0points

natomnesejde 7 years ago

Do women always expect men to pay? No offence, just asking...

0points

person (i think) 7 years ago

No.

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Marc Peteres 7 years ago

Depends on the woman and her intentions. Not all women expect it, but some do.

2points

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago

The person who asks for the date pays unless otherwise agreed upon in advance.

0points

Miriam Sanchez 7 years ago

I love my food! Knowing this, I feel bad if I made the guy pay for so much, so I always just pay for my half. This way, I can order whatever I want, no matter how much or how expensive.

0points

maryhadalittlelamb 7 years ago

Here's what I think will be perfect. Guy offers to treat, girl rejects and go Dutch. If guy insist to pay, then girl will pay for the next meal and take turns

0points

Hugo Raible 7 years ago

Gold diggers yes... If I am out with a girl and she does not at least offer to go Dutch (usually I say "next time on you"), I know in which category to put her... if she offers her time and attention vs money...

0points

tweetybird 7 years ago

haha i love these

0points

Nancy E 7 years ago

Thankfully, my first dates were OK to pretty darn good. !

0points

darkmoonman 7 years ago

What a bunch of coddled whiners.

-3points

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