This might be the only one with a happy ending here.

life give surprise

Now THAT is funny, but not necessarily bad

Waste not, want not.

jajajj everything in family

She should have said something loud enough for the girl on the phone, to show her what a*****e he is

Okay, whether you believe in Jesus or not, this was just cheesy.

Bahaha I could imagine the looks from all of the people around

When you accidentally reveal your true robotic identity.

The answer is blowing in the wind.

Your princess is in another castle.

Wtf 😳

Don't act on your kinks until you're sure the other person's okay with it, kids.

I hope at least she bought you ice cream and popcorn...

Poor you

Should have ordered one of everything :p

Oh snap

Ouch!

I'm not moving in at the end of the month either.

Same. It's a sad life for a shut in such as myself. But hey, we have videogames! And work..... Nah, work isn't fun. Just the games.

That's sad that's what the world is coming too.

It could have been worse, I guess. He could have remembered to take it off.

This sounds like something from "10+ Times Dogs Tried To Bend Human Rules, And It Was Hilariously Adorable" from the dog's point of view - the profile pic doesn't help!

I'm guessing, yes

Ted Mosby?

Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is

Awww... it's weird, but also kinda sweet!

Good excuse after that knowledge

Good for you!

Either he's a narciss or someone really nervous or low selfesteem. Mirrors can be distracting if you want to look good for someone and being insecure

Busy woman lol. Some people are just weird, but better on first date than later

Oh....that's not cool.

Hope they didn't smell too bad

Cancer is the b***h. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?

As someone who doesn't smoke, the cigarette smell is pretty potent, to each their own. But to get up during the movie is a little rude to the person you're on the date with. He probably could have waited til afterwards.

He's not wrong, Batman IS better, just look at this flowchart...

You can think yourself lucky! Immagine if you were a blond caucasian and only noticed his racism late in the relationship.

Looks like the prince liked you enough to carry you home. Well done!

That sounds fun........

His way of organizing a threesome?? 😕

Why would you give him more than one chance?

BAHAHAAA - the Nicole Kidman date!

Well at least he was doing something good for the world.

That's actually really sad :(

Nope

Maybe he couldnt afford two lunches

Well, it's not YOUR'S #WorstDate, mate)

This happens quite often sadly

Well, he might be just shy. Or waiting for his turn to talk.

If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is! (sarcasm)

*slow clap*

Awh poor thing

That's funny! Why all the down votes??

Would you prefer he had a tooth retainer, and put it next to your food?

Guy: Auntie will you check out my date and let me know what you think. We will only stay 30 mins. I will take her home, then you tell if I should still see her. Auntie: OK

Creep

It was pretty funny.

The big question: Blue people avatar or Airbender avatar??

He sounds like a dream