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Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!
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Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is
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coffee zombie 7 years ago
Cancer is the b***h. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?
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Katrė Šeduikytė 7 years ago
Looks like the prince liked you enough to carry you home. Well done!
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Sammy Caras Zayante 7 years ago
Would you prefer he had a tooth retainer, and put it next to your food?
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Kieron Behan 7 years ago
What even- Who the hell throws away good pizza?!?! F*ckin' sacrilege...
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Nuniek Widiayani 7 years ago
You probably go the wrong way, and she thinks you want to kidnapped her
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Lucypwet 7 years ago
I had quite the same. A guy showed up already drunk, insulted me during the date because I do not like reggae. After I refused to go to his place (duh!) a called me a b***h, I quote "too stupid not wanting to be with a nice guy like me". After that, I went to a gay squat and dance all night long on...reageaton :D
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
The only way I can talk to guys is if we talk/enthuse about gaming (I'm shy as hell) :(
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Jeanne Deaux 7 years ago
Why the hell does it have downvotes? I guess one started downvoting you and the sheeps did the same because the sheep leader did it...
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Marioara Popescu 7 years ago
I can only imagine such date. She: I decided we should walk on the beach. Me: I decided to stay single.
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Grace Smith 6 years ago
I am christin but I’m not a crazy one bc I think gay marriage is awesome 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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person (i think) 7 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 7 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
person (i think) 7 years ago
My friends story... My friend works as a volunteer coordinator at a hospital (i.e. works at a hospital but has no medical training, which is relevant here.) Near the end of the date, the guy goes to the bathroom. After a few min he returns and starts showing her _pictures_of_his_poop_, asking her if she thought anything was wrong w it. Obviously she didn't go out w him again, but he kept calling her for a second date for a while after that.
coffee zombie 7 years ago
Reading some of these and feeling a bit weird because I relate to them. Face palm*
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
I have a worst first date story to share. I met up with this guy that I had been talking to for a while. In the car, I noticed a picture of a little boy on his dashboard. When I asked who the kid was, he stated it was his nephew. We went back to his house, and by house, I mean bungalow at the back of his parents house (not that I have a problem with that). He also left a lot of paperwork lying around. Me, being young at the time, I was curious and asked what it was. He was like "these are papers for a house my sister and I own". I thought, "okay". We got along really well. At the end of the date, he proceeded to drive me home. He was like "I have a confession to make". I'm like "okay, go ahead". Then he proceeds to tell me that the kid in the photo is not his nephew, it's his son, from a previous marriage and that explains the documents, to which he previously mentioned it's his and his sisters house. He lied about that, it was the house he and his ex wife owned. He also told me he was 28 years old (I was 24 at the time and very inexperieced in dating). He was actually 38 years old. Imagine my shock when I found all that out all in one hit? I don't mind guys being divorced or having kids, but at that age, for me a guy 14 years older was too much. But also, the fact that he lied straight up, put me off. Never saw him again, even though he kept begging me.
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