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Living with roommates has become the norm for many people, as house prices rise, and living alone just doesn't make financial sense anymore. Depending on your personality, it can either be a joy of shared fun, food, and life experiences, or a nightmare of unwashed dishes, bad smells and breached house rules.

Either way, the potential for some funny stories is ridiculously high. Jimmy Fallon has identified this and asked his viewers to send in their weirdest cohabitation stories, with predictably hilarious results.

From snail movers to underwear recyclers, this list full of weird people and their incredible stories compiled by Bored Panda will make you laugh, cry and cringe. Scroll down below to check the best tweets for yourself, and feel free to share your own stories on living together with someone in the comments!

 

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    Charlotte Brine
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear lord... I was really disturbed until I realized it’s just her son... Lmao

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!

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    Charlotte Brine
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni

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    mbergen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate who would buy bulk socks He'd wear them for two days, turn them inside out, wear them for two more days then toss them in the garbage.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to hook up with the guy who showered with his clothes on. And pray they never have kids

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    ~Ravenclaw~ OwO
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should visit Indian hostels for such hacks. Innovation at its best..

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, Joey M, this is weird. But it's also f*****g hilarious too!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't turn to ash. Sounds pretty dangerous

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I shared a room with my younger sister she told me a chick hatched out of her ear and asked me to take care of it

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    Charlotte Brine
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God what the f**k!?! Reading this felt like hearing nails down a blackboard with a backing track of a choir of high pitched crying, bratting, screaming children running around supermarkets

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    Just Amiable
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳Must have looked like a bunch of invisible ghost penis' 👻 Not what I want to be looking at flapping in the wind at 1 in the morning personally.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaslighting; what a great quality to have in a roommate...

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't think you would notice? Creepy to think she was snooping around in your drawer

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    Andrew Je
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mooooooom they touched muh stuuuuf . Punish them ples, and MAKE ME TENDIESSSSSS

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have washed clothes in the tub, but definitely not with the toilet scrubber.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty challenging to do because Siri, like most so-called "AI" tools, is incredibly s****y at maintaining ANY sense of context AT ALL.

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    Jamey Rand
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the same thing with my roommate. It's like, 2 woman can live together and not be fing, and not everyone cares about dating LOL, we both work a lot LMFAO

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dorm gave away free toilet paper?? Thought you folks had to pay for that stuff.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to crack her knuckles. the sound drove me nuts!

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i respect that. I would've kept mine too, had i not been drugged out of my gourd when they were done with me.

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    Just Amiable
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not changing clothes in front of a room mate while hearing every detail of their sex life is... Actually what room mates do.

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, i feel like that’s something i would do just because

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    Caitlin Smith
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why down vote this? It's funny and relevant, which some of these definitely are not.

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    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider the alternatives? Would you prefer that she be aroused by any of the weird stuff these other roommates do?

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not the weird one if you simply don't want to be irritated by drunk people making noise at f*****g 4am!

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    Barbara
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? Who moved the dude in? Because I though the poster did, but 'without telling us' would imply she was kept in the dark as well?

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    Juana
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the bad recorder version. It's hilarious. Your roommate is very cool, dude.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost me on "pancake mix". Otherwise, i see nothing particularly weird here.

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    Azziza
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a yogic practice to help with insomnia. Nothing weird here.

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done this before if i have a migraine or something, i never really realized how creepy it most look... oh well

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk does not = weird. It is just drunk. Granted, the s**t people report doing do when they're drunk, makes me think there are some interventions being needed...

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how that's physically possible. Must have been quite the acid trip after he glued his shoes there. Or you were the target of a prank.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In India, Tinder is actually used for that by girls. Most of the girl's bio would read "Not here for hook ups".

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not weird. That's two people's preference not matching.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have left her a hint one morning and an adult diaper on her nightstand

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    Alia G.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i thought it said “snuggling” and i thought it was a bit weird to snuggle a hedge hog under a bed, but why would she get evicted? Smuggling makes more sense ha ha...

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This series of tweets tells me that the "WeirdRoommate" in question has SERIOUS childhood abuse issues...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have neighbours not roommates, I still use earplugs to get some peace and quiet

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have more votes. How is a tweet about a husband farting in a car funnier than this?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should of changed it to heavy metal half way through the year to scare them

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can humans be this lazy???? It's one thing to pee in a cup, but to LEAVE IT THERE FOR DAYS!!??

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was "loving" his rice when no one could see (if you know what I mean (Nudge, nudge, say no more).

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    Just Amiable
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂Well he never knew and you probably live on in his stories as a pot brownie legend 🙌

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'so, hey you want one of my scabs to nibble at?' Is cause to move to another seat & find another room mate 🙊

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    Cerys Dunbar
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this to my brother to see if he is home or not never realized that this might be confusing for him

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of sheltered conservative were you roooming with...?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person that lived with Eva sounds horrifyingly damaged. I hope she got help for whatever serious childhood abuse she suffered.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, for some people, nudity is a lot easier to be comfortable with than forming sentences and communicating thoughts... i had a friend who's one girlfriend refused to let him see her naked, but they'd have sex. So many odd mixes of what's "too much" or unacceptable for some people.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... how long was that microwave set for?? If you leave out the moisture, it takes a LONG time for things to heat up. Water is what the microwaves affect most.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're the weird one, Brett Bair... or maybe passive-aggressive... ;-)

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." One of the first Grammar Nazis.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every time"... so, no one did anything about this repetitious behavior. Like, staging and intervention or kicking him out.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me---you're a girl and this was your thong? And I emphasis "was"

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone with crippling social anxiety who really wants to be part of the group but can't make herself do it. Sad, really. Did you ever talk to her about it?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was the person hit the one who screams "not the frying pan!" in their sleep?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part may be that potatoes are primarily carbohydrates with only trace amounts of protein. 😕

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By "hacked" you mean stole the roommate's password? Does anyone actually know what hacking is? Also, what great respect for the privacy of others that email fiend is...

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are just too many utterly disgusting people out there.

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    If he had simply eaten real food, instead of McDonald's, he could have avoided the shame and embarrassment.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of worse hobbies... and several of them are in this thread, actually...

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    Just Amiable
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward 'heeeeyyy....... Youu..' Went on in this dudes apartment for over a year 😅

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone fess up about it? How do you know the people coming to view the apartment didn't have a quickie right there in the kitchen?

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    Yeah, he sounds like a real winner (of the cancer lottery). If you didn't like smoke, why did you move into a place that allowed smoking?

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    You were fought by pink bunny slippers? Who won? If the slippers won, i can see why your roommate wanted to snare them.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's legit. It does feel like your head is going to explode, never mind the dizziness and being off-balance. Poor chick.

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    weatherwitch
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she thinks that's how you feed plants! Get her BabyBio for her birthday 😄

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many rogue pissers in college dorms?????

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely if the pots and pans were dirty it would be better if she put them into the Culprits underwear drawers?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite happened to me. Had a roommate whose gf who lived with us, she only had her own apartment so her parents would think she was still a virgin. I got along with her okay, and it was nice having a girl around (I was living with 3 guys). But for real, she had a huge super nice apartment, I would have happily traded with her!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sentence is very broken. I think the woo of the roommate sucked the language skills out of the twitterer.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got past it? He got past the cheating? He was okay with the girlfriend, the male roommate, both...? They had an open relationship? How can you just end the story without an end?

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    weatherwitch
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV random changes are usually low batteries in the remote, or you have a neighbour with a remote on the same setting. That and nothing else listed above is demonic possession I'm afraid!

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    This doesn't sound like particular weirdness to me. Just judgment.

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    Jace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you high while typing that? Most of that "story" seems to be irrelevant to all of the rest of it.

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    anarkzie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really weird He/She just does not like you using his or her stuff, you're probably on a list about inconsiderate room mates

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    So you have multiple personalities...?

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