Awww..

I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)

That's really sweet

Sounds like Bruce Lee. He was part German.

because with great power, comes great responsibility

What a terrible roommate you have!

First question comes to my mind - How do you dislocate someone else Knee?

Not a very good start!

I was ok till I read "HE" was!

Wow! They kept his roommate for 17 years!

I would do the same

That actually looks kind of fun

I like this one.

I think you were the winner here

Stealing a James Veitch joke. Poor form. https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg

30 a day? Lucky it wasn't coming out as a solid.

Run. Run. Run.

Dear lord... I was really disturbed until I realized it’s just her son... Lmao

I see --- 1. Dedication. 2. Weird Talent 3. Very patient roommate.

Why not use gloves instead..?

This is funny

😂🤣😂

Is his name Eugene or does he go by Flinn Rider?

Backing away now...

May be she still lives with you. If you know what I mean.

Seems they are purrfect for eachother.

The perfect flat mate.

Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!

Well, you are a keeper sir! Hats off!

So he left you in "Dark" about it.

"Want them back?" "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

Ewwww..

That's awesome!

Woah - we all living in 2018 and he's clearly living in 3018

You may be the weird roommate.

Now he's going to slip on them like a cartoon character.

I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...

It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.

My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni

That's cute

I had a roommate who would buy bulk socks He'd wear them for two days, turn them inside out, wear them for two more days then toss them in the garbage.

ummmmmmmm, a fridge maybe?

Not bad.

Needs to hook up with the guy who showered with his clothes on. And pray they never have kids

I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.

Meh. You were just being a good sport.

I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.

She has...problems. Get her to talk to a counselor or something.

Well done. What a nasty guy

Achilles was crazy...

Well... At least some loud af white noise for ya in the night ....*thud*

Achilles hated you with a passion!!

Possessed. I’ve seen it before

😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

Thought he was your cat?

I would love to meet this cat!

Ah ha ha. Your roommate sounds awesome.