Preach.

I do this!

Math checks out!

Haha 🤣 I love this and can't wait to use it!

Because morning sleep will soon be over and you must then face the psychotic nightmare that we call reality. And your brain knows.

Someone's living the dream

If I did that, my mother would phone the authorities, and I'd have her and them banging on my door. (I'm a 40's adult). Sounds nice though.

Yes when you come out you will hiss at the sun

I... I didn't realise this was allowed!

Is there any other kind of vacation?

My husband and I do this every year, we both book a week off work, fill the kitchen with our favourite food (you can ice cream for breakfast during this week) and binge watch TV and films, we speak to nobody, best holiday ever

Yeah, during the Lockdowns here in the UK! More than a week with not actually talking face to face with anyone! ... Those of us who had years of training for it because of Agoraphobia? I remember quite a few people sharing tips on how to help get through it! A lot were really funny and others incredibly supportive... "Just always remember to wash your bottom, it may be Lockdown but that's no excuse to smell like you've been sleeping in a dumpster!" 😄

That's a much better vacation!

Regularly

The only real vacation.

Bliss

2020 was great for some of us.

Haha! When it was the Summer off from uni (2.5months) I'd go up to 3 weeks without speaking to anyone. I wrote letters to my pen pals, watched TV, texted with friends, read books etc. When I went grocery shopping I did so without speaking to anyone. It was sooooo great! Now I live with my bf and our 3 kids and I now only get a few hours here and there where I can be silent. I miss the long silent periods of my past. I think I'll pursue them again to whatever degree is possible, when the kids move out (in ca. 11, 13, and 15 years.. gotta be patient. 😬)

Reminds me of the first 3 months of Covid

Why yes. Yes I have.

Yes I'm chronically ill and my life is slowly wasted doing this.

So people now forgot they had lockdown for 3 years in a row.

yes and it was depressing.

For me that's called ***depression****

Washing the clothes: 1 hour. Drying the clothes: 1 hour. Folding the clothes: 10-15 business days.

🫶 "Christmas juice!"

Now this is where I’m totally in board with.

So true

Hasn’t it, though? 😉

I don’t yolo get outta here with tude. I’m jomo, the joy of missing out.

samesies

I did that earlier this year and almost missed my flight. Day 1: Missed an international flight due to serious fatality accident shutting down the freeway for hours. Much time on phone with airline reps got me rescheduled for next day and nearly $1500 in extra fees waived. But with warning of don't miss next flight / can't do this twice. Day 2: I am at airport hours early, get my boarding pass and wait several hours at the gate. Close to flight time, still no agents at the desk. Found out they moved the flight to a different gate but didn't bother posting that at the first gate. Other gate close by - ran to it - made flight just in time.

I picked up a ham sandwich wrong somehow and threw my back for a week.

9. "OmigoshIamsonothavingapanicattacknowww!"

I look forward to the day I can forget Donald Trump ever existed.

I've never seen anything more relatable in my life

Agree massively

Happened to me. They refused my sabbatical offer so I had to resign. My manager told me the HR will agree for sabbatical only under the condition that the employee is bedridden. Okay. Fine. Accept my resignation then.

I want snacky snacks. 😢

Logical prediction is a curse

F**k, now I want ice cream.

hurgle and durkle, if you will.

I own it. I did it, it was f*****g crazy. I regret nothing. Lol

Surprise! They are!!

Overcaffeinated sounds like a good way to go.

Don't drink and Prime

Ouch. A bit too close to home...

Four seems a bit excessive.

Apparently my only choice is that I can only run in slow motion

It's not about "deserving it", it's about *needing it*

That kid is adorable.

I bet Taylor Swift would struggle to put her laundry away the same day too, if she didn't have people for that.

Mines an amusement park.

I forgot I just took my meds when I agreed to that and regret it horribly let’s never do this again. lol