best case scenario drunk story

I lost it at Eternal Baby Chinchilla

tough but fair.

Ha, that's cute actually. Did he give you a hall pass?

lmao

gulliver's travels!

that's genius!

This one is hysterical.

so it was a nice dog that is a win in my book

Yeah... I've apologized to my reflection for bumbing unto it, and then apologised again by saying 'I'm sorry, I thought you were another person'. I was sober.

Klepto!

Hahahaha!! That's quite funny.

The cigar or the "privacy" ?

At least drunk you didn't go to the mall and get stuck on a broke escalator. This one guy even kept showing me I could walk up it, but he said I kept crying and screaming for him to come back and rescue me.

I can fail like that all day long, no drink needed.

But boy, did it land.

O-O Let's hope he knew that you were drunk. Otherwise he might show up at your door with chocolates and flowers to take you on a date.

I...I can’t even 😂

Lol

Ewww

surprised they didn't shave it first, but I guess that's not top of the list of things questionable about this whole thing...

wow

more like you keep the change

How many female friendships are made in bathrooms in bars across the world? Women have this weird bond don't we? We can just look at each others and grab hands and that's it, we're friends. Guys just can't do that - or can they?

But did you actually audition?

This should be higher!

Hopefully it wasn't the white crayon.

Your mom raised you well!

Hmm seems unlikely as it would have exploded

On bird persons planet, that would be considered a d**k move 😂

I hope your neighbors deserved it!

Forget that, costs WAYYY too much to get drunk at any sporting event

The trick never seems to work for people with short names. Sigh...

Gold!

and this is how shorts were invented

Ha!

unpopular celery

dang

Who wants to bet this is a canadian? I do! Canadians are so nice. XD

Been there, done that. Completely sober.

this is actually kind of sad 😢

maybe you culd not read you where so drunk

We’re was Luigi when Peach needed rescuing?! Hhhmmmmmm?!?!

So close to what hubs did the other night. He managed to turn the fan for the microwave exhaust on, so it sounded like the microwave was on... except he was still trying to get the leftovers out of the bowl. Found him on the floor too. Thank goodness he didn't actually turn on the microwave empty! Not sure how much it likes that.

Oh lord

He didn’t have to make fun of you, you were drunk!

This made me LOL