And I thought you said 36DD

This looks like the "we have a badass here" meme lol

Pretty accurate ????

My sons cry face

Looks so much like Jofferey Baratheon of GOT

Kids! Always whinging when they can't have candy!

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

This is the best

Goanlorenzo bernini

xD this made my day

Hahahaha. Exactly.

Im going hell for laughing at this X'D

wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

or oppa Gangnam style ...

bahahahahaha!!!!!

Noe.

I love that album! :-)

Yes, It's the guy above you, claiming to have "8 inches". . .

Very well done. That's a nice idea you got there.

But first let me take a selfie...

When you hear someone saying "leggings aren't pants“

And not a single f**k was given that day

That's what happens when you do too much Porntube

More likely it's just waiting for the perfect TRex.😂

Wrong answer dude

She's talkin to the guy who said he had 8 inches.

I think this was painted by that guy with no arms . . .

Funny but id probably pass on the pinches

Shrek!

"Oh heck no. You ain't gettin any...!!

Ok Just the tip then

There's your 8 inches, whiner!

When your husband goes on and on about the time he had to fend for himself while you were at the hospital giving birth!

Oh, very nice, well done!

hahaha he is like Ross Geller! One Mississippi, two Mississippi... :)))

U little s**t...no doubt, u r ur dad's son,

History lectures

Syphilis, sweetie. Now go fetch granddad some communion wine

Take ma money!

At least it didn't cost an arm and a leg . . .

Your skank a*s is going to be waiting for hoe while

How Iceland celebrates

Turn Down for What?

Wait 'til he eats ;)

OMG its an Ames XD

I think "when HE lovin' the c**k" is a more appropriate caption.

Ramen Noodle Hair...bitches. :-D

I love the sneer like he's telling father "These are mine now so whatchya gonna do about it punk?"

Did you just fart?

Why do all the men in these paintings have unrealisticly small penises like penises even small ones arent usually that tiny

HAHAHA! Is that really a thing? lol

...is it me you're looking for?

I like that the women in these paintings have real bodies. Its beautiful

After someone says "move... I got this"

Oh sorry Wardrobe Malfunction

Me trying to make a grocery list

Haha love it

No more homemade masterbators!