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#2

Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

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874points

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#3

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Final score:

811points

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Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

#4

Dammit George!

Final score:

806points

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#5

Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

Final score:

788points

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#6

Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

Final score:

761points

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#7

This Belongs Here

Final score:

736points

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#8

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

Final score:

725points

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soni w 3 years ago

And that's Celcius not farenheight 😂😂

316points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

I bet Americans don't even GET That burn.

22points

Martha Higgins 3 years ago

Fahrenheit, not farenheight, but I understand your point.

3points

Lisa Chambers 3 years ago

*farenheit

0points

Danny Bai 3 years ago

ooh. Karenheight because all they are is karens

-2points

Lola 3 years ago

Typical mindset from someone who worships ‘Murcia blindly. They think they have rights because they have choices at the Chinese buffet and Walmart.

24points

Alexis draskinis 3 years ago

All while neglecting the fact that their "choices" are all owned by the same 2-3 companies that are throwing the same product in different packages, at different price points...

12points

lenka 3 years ago

a room temperature IQ. hahaha. awesome

20points

Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

"Room temperature IQ" is my new favourite thing.

12points

Maiun 3 years ago

The more I learn about America the less free I realise they are. The permits / licenses need for just about everything. I mean getting a ticket for walking off the pavement WTF?

10points

Scarlett Fox 3 years ago

*Laughs in Kelvin*

6points

CharlMarx 3 years ago

Not allowed kinder eggs either 😂

6points

Lucas 3 years ago

Really? What is the reason for that? Not that I think you're missing much. Extremely thin chocolate with something made of plastic inside a plastic egg... or at least that's what they used to be.

3points

Mariana Schneider 3 years ago

Two words: kinder eggs.

5points

Felype Rennan 3 years ago

That's some serious burn. And he didn't even have to mention school shootings, flat earth, morbid obesity, inhumane health system, or anything like that, just wow.

5points

Bird lover 3 years ago

flat earth is not exclusive to America we just elected a dumbass for a couple of years.

1point

Aroace tiger 3 years ago (edited)

We do have rights?

5points

A.E. Marlowe 3 years ago

Non-trolling reply: I've had a decent number of conversations with my fellow 'Mericans about what "rights" we have, and it's a somewhat popular opinion that every non-US country is one step away from being a Soviet gulag in terms of rights.

28points

Tamsin Far 3 years ago

...and the room temperature being measured in celsius.

4points

XxInstantKarmaxX 3 years ago (edited)

Room temperature IQ XDD

2points

Corey Brown 3 years ago

Room temp IQ. That would be you Gary, so see if you can find somebody to explain that to you.

2points

Tina Hugh 3 years ago

Yah...we Colonials had guns, so we were able to kick your king's butt. Then we started the first democratic republic. It's been two centuries, dude. Let it go.

1point

Cédric Dufour 3 years ago

Savage,.... but so true

1point

Suzanne Dunne 3 years ago

Best reply ever1

1point

thetacotruckman 3 years ago

must be negative 1

0points

Alexis Davar 3 years ago

I'm an American, and even I know that Americans are the worst!

0points

I'm not a Robot 3 years ago

Truth

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 3 years ago

as an American, I sincerely apologize if you have to come across an IQ leak- some of them slip through the cracks and escape, and they ruin our image even further than we've already done LMAO

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Gary Clements we in the UK have a lot more rights than you. You had Trump for president, enough said.

0points

Lisa Chambers 3 years ago

Odd. I am allowed homemade cheese. And me, the cheese, and my gun can actually leave my home and shop, drive, run the hiking paths, go to church, dinner, movie. Eventually all that will come back to the UK. If you really want it.

0points

Beatrice68 3 years ago

Tell us how you really feel..😎

0points

Mark Johanen 3 years ago

Because only people with high IQs should have constitutional rights. Or something.

0points

GeeGee 3 years ago

Soon Americans will have no rights so settle down. Embrace fascism.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Gary didn’t have the right to an education clearly.

0points

Hae'vyn Smith 3 years ago

In America we use farenheit, which is a perfectly reasonable IQ rating (in Arizona...in July)

0points

Lauren Lee 3 years ago

@jamescoogan from Texas, thank you I luv you

0points

Nothanks L. Walk 3 years ago

I normally say shoesize IQ, but I like this room temperature IQ variant a lot! :D

0points

Aidy Shaw 3 years ago

We have the right to an education well above that dense cockbasket. Who makes these things up? No rights! 🤣

0points

Purr·maid 3 years ago

I think I will go with the pasteurized cheese if it's just the same.

0points

Ema RootBeer 3 years ago

I am offensive and this is American

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 3 years ago

Burned son! XD

-1point

David Retsler 3 years ago

Well, we do have some pretty warm rooms over here.

-1point

Pasion Jones 3 years ago

buuuurn!

-1point

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

No. It's UK. Definitely. You know how those people's brains work : America = awesome = freedom; the rest of the world = shithole countries = tyrannies.

4points