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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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#3

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

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#4

Dammit George!

Dammit George!

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How unusual to actually respect people outside of your own household...?!?!

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#6

Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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Ray Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.

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This Belongs Here

This Belongs Here

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does "esthetic nightmare" (sic) even mean? Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, all trans people use "he" or "she" or "they" which are existing pronouns in the English language that no one formerly complained about. The difference is that a person gets to choose which pronoun they want to be addressed with.

Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a lot more pronouns than that. Google it to learn more. Ze, xe, and fae are a few that come to mind. Singular "they" is also an adjustment. That being said, none of it is hard. Language is always changing, and "esthetic nightmare" is just Elon Musk being a self-centered, entitled, bigoted, drama queen.

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LesAnimaux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a hypocrite. If someone says their pronouns are she/her, use them. Easier than pronouncing his child's name.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Elon is talking about people who refuse to use English word pronouns and come with things like xe and zxir and stuff. It would have been a somewhat valid point if his kid’s name wasn’t 9WHjojp479.

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Lexi Mitchell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I agree with them both? His kid has a stupid name, but the amount of “neonpronouns” that look like random scrabble tile draws is... a lot. At least a lot of people have cottoned on to there being ZERO point in everyone having their own pronouns, because pronouns take the place of names and if I need to remember three extra words for every individual I’ll just use your name instead. I mean I’ll call Elliot Page by male pronouns, and some people by “they” pronouns, but the people who are like “my pronouns are phlee/pleem/phleemself” I think are who Elon meant.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with them both. I’m not calling someone Xe as a pronoun, and Elon smells his own farts and thinks he’s so special for naming his kid something cringy. I just use “they” when people want to be called by cosplay pronouns. Nobody can ever tell you “they” is wrong.

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Daniel R.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still not seeing why people adore this guy. He has teams behind him doing a lot of the work - it's not a one man team doing everything for his companies. I feel like some don't know that.

birdie asf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's smart enough to become the richest person in the world, but he's a pretty big a**hole

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Earl Grey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite a few of the Tweets from Neon Elon are calculated specifically as viral attention grabbers. He knows how to play his audience.

Michał Jastrzębski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a very good question. Elon's great at many things, but I dont think he should be a parent after doing this. He's literally setting up his kid to be f****d over by other kids over this. And we know that kids can be REALLY mean to anything different than their group.

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Potato
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real irony is that his wife uses they/them pronouns.

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s not irony. He’s probably suggesting that all the nonsense pronouns like xim and ximself are ruining the esthetic when people can keep things clean and just use they / them.

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hey, not my problem
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who calls their child XAEA12? it is literally 1. pronounced X-ASH-A-TWELVE, and 2. named partially after an aeroplane!

M Kate McCulloch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hard time with non-gender pronouns, as well, for two reasons: 1. I was taught They Their is plural. 2. If I know someone as one gender and then have to switch up how I address them I slip a lot. That said - I still try and I don't judge - the problem isn't with them, it's only with my ability to properly use the correct pronoun - my apologies in advance. And I feel bad for Elon's kid - that name is a nightmare.

J&B FitzTubeKidz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This really shouldn’t be on here. It’s nowhere near as bad as almost every other entry lol.

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3 years ago

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J. F.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he speaks english... want to follow that nightmare in a language with grammatical genders for words like in german? They push the idea of writing nouns in texts like "Hero*-ine". That is a nightmare to read

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elon is trash and can rot in hell for all I care. His name itself is ruining the aesthetic as well. But- I have some understanding. I support the trans community, and support people referring to themselves how they want. It can be hard to keep up as terms keep changing. For me, I am wrapping my head around the term "they|them" as it implies multiple people, but in this case it is referring to a single person. It doesn't mean anything transphobic, it is the english language (I am American) I am confused with.

somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, but what about, for example, "there's someone at the door, can you let them in?" or "there's a car pulled over there, i wonder if they're alright". it does often imply multiple people, but it can just as easily be used for a single person.

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mcmp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all those pronouns are rubbish and i won't use them.

somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

then i'm going to call you fred instead of mcmp. that's what you're doing.

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Michał Jastrzębski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, how could he accept the kid's name is beyond me. He should be wiser than that.

Steve Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elon Musk and Grimes (who now goes by one letter) named their son "X AE A-12"

Nothanks L. Walk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mr. Musk was not the right man to say that, but he does have a point. Eggshells hurt.

Fencat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crystal's not really clear about what the difference between a NOUN and a PRONOUN is...

Potato
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic, considering you've included your own gender identity in your username.

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shado
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Elon Musk isn't the only one doing weird stuff for names; the black community seem to think taking 3-4 names and combining them into one: Shawniquawa-Dawn-Jade is cool... and celebrities get in on this with names like Apple and Moon-Unit ... my niece's oldest boy married a Korean girl, they had their first baby boy and named him 'Fender' - I initially figured it was after the most famous guitar brand - due to a love of music - but when told no, all I could think then was "poor kid, someone is going to start calling him 'Fender-Bender' after the driving reputation most Asian and South Asians have for their poor driving skills" ... and yes, kids ARE that cruel still today

Amazon QT
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know- there’s been several Celebs that have named their child COOCOO (as my late Mother would say) names and it’s in the “news” fir a hot minute & then goes away. LOL

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Elon “I absolutely support trans, but all these pronouns are an esthetic nightmare” Crystal “Mf your child’s name is 30% off coupon code” Me: BURNS BISH[Elon]

David
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or not.... esthet·ics (es-thet'iks) The branch of philosophy concerned with art and beauty, especially with the components thereof. Synonym(s): aesthetics.

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Julius Martin
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I identify as an ambulance, my prnouns are wee/woo

Szilvia Kiszner
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3 years ago (edited)

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That's just wrong and unnecessary. "Oh no I'm butthurt, and cannot properly respond to this argument, better get personal immediately" Like wtf... Instead of using the opportunity to try and educate someone you go and attack an innocent child. Congrats, you can pat yourself in the back🙄

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What the f**k, people? Elon is delivering vehicles that don't use polluting gas engines, solar energy systems that reduce the dependency on dirty burning fossil fuels, rockets that can be reused again and again, and satellites the will provide cheap internet coverage across the GLOBE! And you're going to look down your nose at this incredible mind because he can't be bothered to play your pronoun game? I swear to Christ, you f*****g, butt hurt morons are beyond self-centered with your whiney "I'm a victim" bullshit. Is your selfish victimhood REALLY so much more important than, I dunno, DOING SOMETHING FOR THE HUMAN RACE? Seriously, even my brother- my transitioned sister who killed himself over your bullshit- couldn't tolerate you f*****g, idiotic morons! Downvote away, assholes. I have over 1,000 meaningless points so knock yourself out.

mollison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think david has some underlying issues. go see a therapist little man

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Don't Look
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3 years ago

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I agree with Musk. Go ahead and tear me a new one but that's literally not going to do a damned thing except release whatever anger you feel the need to release.

Scagsy
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3 years ago

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I identify as an attack helicopter. Please respect my choice

mollison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's really easy to just be respectful and the attack helicopter bullshit is so old at least make it original

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XX or XY. That's science. Don't ask me to participate in your delusion.

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#8

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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#9

Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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#10

I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

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#11

All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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MRSS
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!

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#12

Pray Away The Gay

Pray Away The Gay

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.

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Such Delicate Snowflakes

Such Delicate Snowflakes

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Naima Ebiche
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it

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#15

I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.

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#16

And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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#19

'murica, Heck Yeah!

'murica, Heck Yeah!

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#20

Hits It Right On The Nose

Hits It Right On The Nose

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Vic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Morons! Why hide the name? They have put it on a public forum. Everyone should who the person is.

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#21

The Nerve Of The Man!

The Nerve Of The Man!

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.

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#22

Who Need Vaccine

Who Need Vaccine

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Wendillon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said this before but I guess I'll say it again: No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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#23

The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

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Naima Ebiche
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable

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#25

Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

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#26

It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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#27

Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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#29

I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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Isabella R.W.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.

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#30

Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

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#31

Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

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Marie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I wouldn't have been surprised if the firefighters sent a bill in the US...

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#32

They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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Jibek Mechler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot

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#34

How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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Rabbit Carrot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.

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#35

1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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#36

Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

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Jibek Mechler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over

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#37

Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

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#38

Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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Frank Ropen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.

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#39

I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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Wendillon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why shouldn't we pay people to exist? None of chose to exist, we were all forced into life whether we wanted it or not if you really think about it.

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#41

It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?

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#42

Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.

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#43

Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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#44

How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society

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#45

Lions Don’t Wear Masks

Lions Don’t Wear Masks

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